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The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

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  • #46
    Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

    On a spooky night, on All Hallow's Eve
    Did the Pacers have a trick or a treat up their sleeve?
    The discussion, the doubt, was causing much tension.
    But the answer was Treat! Danny Granger's extension.

    Signed, sealed and delivered on a warm October night,
    We were saved from the open market, the horrible fright
    'cause Danny's a Pacer through two oh and fourteen,
    we all will remember this fine Halloween.

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    • #47
      Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

      The Powers That Be had taken great care
      To make the home opener a gala affair.
      They gave away tickets, to fill every seat
      And published a pledge that the team would compete.
      The pre-game show was one of the best
      John Popper showed up with his pocket-y vest.
      They rallied the crowd to make 'em cheer louder
      They gave away food -- (but they didn't serve chowder.)

      But then came the tip-off, the Celts on the floor
      Brought all kinds of talent you just can't ignore.
      But the Pacers sure didn't-- their D was tremendous
      Which is why the Celts FGA rate was horrendous.
      Slick said, "Keep the D on 'em," and keep it they did
      When Pierce tried to drive, Jack was there to forbid.
      (We all could have watch this game and stayed calmer
      If it hadn't been reffed by Violet Palmer.)
      With five minutes left, we were rolling in clover
      Cause we handled the ball without turning it over.
      We were great from the line, but lousy from three
      We controlled the boards to a modest degree.
      Marquis Daniels got a double-dub
      Big Roy Hibbert played 12 as a sub.
      But the tale of the game -- I tell you the truth
      Danny dived for a loose ball and knocked out a tooth.
      And this is the reason we honor his name:
      He spat the tooth out and he stayed in the game!
      He soldiered right on, though he's just a civilian
      With that kind of heart, he's worth sixty million!
      Last edited by Putnam; 11-01-2008, 09:13 PM.
      And I won't be here to see the day
      It all dries up and blows away
      I'd hang around just to see
      But they never had much use for me
      In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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      • #48
        Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

        Danny is toothless
        The Cs played as if they were Truthless
        Jimmy left the starters in til the end
        Cause Paulie Walnuts is ruthless
        Read my Pacers blog:
        8points9seconds.com

        Follow my twitter:

        @8pts9secs

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        • #49
          Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

          That was well done, Putty.
          and I liked J's line nutty.
          This won't be the end.
          The Count will weigh in
          with rhymin' and stat lines aplenty.


          [~]) ... Cheers! Go Pacers!

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          • #50
            Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

            Originally posted by Putnam View Post
            (We all could have watch this game and stayed calmer
            If it hadn't been reffed by Violet Palmer.)
            It was all good, Putty. You've gotta have pride,
            But your best line was actually that little aside.
            "Look, it's up to me to put a team around ... Lance right now." —Kevin Pritchard press conference

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            • #51
              Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

              The Pacers to win tonight not many would pick
              But the Celtics butts they did kick
              They sent them home crying
              There could be no denying
              The Celts fans were mostly of the bandwagon type
              Who only got in after the KG hype


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              • #52
                Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                There one was a PG from Nantuckit,
                To our cap all's he did was just ******,
                He was told to stay away,
                We didn't want him to play,
                I thought Vecesy said he would soon be a Nugget?
                "Larry Bird: You are Officially On the Clock! (3/24/08)"
                (Watching You Like A Hawk!)

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                • #53
                  Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                  I return home thrilled.
                  Negativity abounds.
                  Try to enjoy it.

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                  • #54
                    Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                    Though the season be young, and prudence required
                    It'd take a heart made of granite to not be inspired
                    So let us settle in as I wax all poetical
                    about the C's game and success, theoretical

                    It was opening night and among the treats
                    Was a pleasing lack of fans dressed as empty seats
                    In a sold out house, (though too many wore green)
                    Herb Simon and a pledge set a promising scene

                    A daunting task faced the Blue and Gold,
                    "You can't beat the Champs," repeatedly told
                    I didn't think we'd win, to tell you the truth
                    Unless my judgment were impaired, by Gin and Vermouth

                    Compete and play hard, just make us be proud
                    Came the unspoken plea from the partisan crowd
                    The ball was thrown up, and the game did begin
                    as the Celtics awaited yet another win

                    But the Pacers were not complicit, and with a strong start
                    Reminded that horse goes first, never the cart.
                    In the first quarter, the franchise's new face
                    Posted 11, showed contract blah, not a trace

                    And into the defense drove tiny TJ Ford
                    as if the gaping maw left him little more than bored
                    And through the first half, he befuddled poor Rondo
                    With four fouls through 24, he was basically gone. "Doh!"

                    Take 13 and 17, combined they make thirty
                    But for us we get rooks who'll get their hands dirty
                    With deed and hard work, they've made the rotation,
                    They're like manna from heaven to a hungry Pacer nation


                    Though his touch was amiss, his shooting was errant
                    That Brandon can "D" became quite apparent
                    Aggresive and quick, though noticeably nervous
                    Aging and experience will improve his service

                    7 feet 2 inches, and beginning to show the look
                    The league may well fear Roy's future Sky Hook
                    The towering stiff, the oaf, many thought
                    His play is proving he's most certainly not

                    In our minds, we can venture about 15 years back,
                    And see some of Woody within Jarrett Jack
                    Though his contract is something we wish it was not
                    Murph honored his pledge to give all that he's got

                    A strong third, Rasho flashed, but something did wrankle
                    Why, oh, why did he have to roll his ankle?
                    His veteran presence will surely be missed
                    if he spends too much time on the injury list

                    I'm not a huge fan, but I'll tell you it's easy
                    To heap praise on the game that was played by Quisy
                    Active he was, involved all night long
                    All play like his fills my heart with a song

                    Danny's eyes said it all, despite his toothless grin
                    The C's understood, "You can't have this win."
                    So as Marquis' three caused the wild crowd to howl
                    The Celtics relented, they threw in the towel.

                    So what does this mean, what does it portend?
                    Should we be excited? Heavens forfend!
                    The goal is not reached, the journey not over
                    It is only one game, so please stay (somewhat) sober

                    But hopeful I am, a wet blanket I'll not be
                    As I leave you all with my final plea
                    Go to your friends, find all that will listen
                    Tell them you've seen what we've sorely been missin'
                    Last edited by count55; 11-07-2008, 10:54 AM.

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                    • #55
                      Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                      I'm feelin the love. This has been fun
                      And the sun will shine hotter when it's all said and Dun.

                      "Look, it's up to me to put a team around ... Lance right now." —Kevin Pritchard press conference

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                      • #56
                        Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                        The only way to stop Amare
                        Is to blast him with a gamma ray.
                        And I won't be here to see the day
                        It all dries up and blows away
                        I'd hang around just to see
                        But they never had much use for me
                        In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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                        • #57
                          Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                          What good is being great when you act like a Weiner,
                          Flopping like a fish from a feather touch by Diener?
                          "Look, it's up to me to put a team around ... Lance right now." —Kevin Pritchard press conference

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                          • #58
                            Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                            On Wednesday Night, Phoenix rolled into town,
                            with the Pacers awaiting, could they take the Suns down?
                            Saturday's wild success, would we be repeatin'?
                            With High Octane O, the building was heatin'

                            In the first half, with trey, mid-range, and drive,
                            the Pacers were hittin' over three out of five
                            But the game was in question, the lead insecure
                            Up 7 at the break, too close, that's for sure

                            Our fears proved well founded, short-lived was our fun
                            for few can match Phoenix's run and their gun
                            In the final two quarters, neither could we reach twenty
                            While the Suns continued their pace and scorin' aplenty

                            49 as one man played like a house a-fire
                            We just had no answer for Amare Stoudemire
                            A great game it was, but this nit I must pick
                            Floored by Travis Diener? Man, what a dick.

                            But take heart Pacer fans, the big picture is good
                            Competitive we are, advancing as we should
                            The schedule is rough, and losses may mount
                            So it is progress and growth on which we must count

                            Brandon continued to show the player he could be
                            Oh, lordy, oh lordy, he finally hit a three!
                            And though by Amare, Roy was often sent spinnin'
                            that happens to many, and Hibby's just beginnin'

                            Active again was a healthy number six
                            (but I could do with fewer three point bricks)
                            With speed blinding, piercing the lane like a sword
                            The Pacers have never had anyone quite like young Ford

                            One complaint I have, more passin' we need seein'
                            Percent, assist to buckets, too low it is bein'
                            This game saw the return of our three point chuckin'
                            and that's sure a trend we need to be buckin'

                            Finally, game 5 brings a Have Not, after four Haves
                            Jersey comes to town Saturday, but first, it's the Cavs
                            So in this young season, our boys are being tested
                            And lessons they must learn, either besting or bested

                            Before we depart, two things stick in my craw
                            Why is it so hard to call a foul on Diaw?
                            And just how does a guy get sent sprawling by Diener?
                            McKey Fan is right, Amare's a wiener.
                            Last edited by count55; 11-07-2008, 12:34 PM.

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                            • #59
                              Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread

                              When the ball hits your eye
                              As he dunks from the sky
                              It's Amare....

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                              • #60
                                Re: The OFFICIAL Pacers poetical appreciation thread


                                For 24 minutes we pushed with the ball,
                                We threw up lots of shots and we got ‘em to fall.

                                There was stand-out performance from players with mops:
                                Marquis and Andy were battling tops.
                                Varejao hustled and Varejao scored,
                                In the 4th Varejao got a critical board,
                                He didn’t look pretty, his hair was a mess,
                                But the way that he played couldn’t help but impress.
                                (But look at the box score! Quis-y also played great
                                He got 17 and 11 to Andy’s 18 and 8.)

                                At a critical moment when we needed to score
                                TJ tried for a layup coming through the back door
                                But as TJ came tearing along the left side
                                LeBron leaped and (Like Wayne’s World): “No Stairway! Denied!”

                                Losing this one was tough ‘cause when all’s said and done,
                                This was a game that could have been won
                                A few less turnovers, a defensive stop
                                And it would have been us who came out on top.
                                And I won't be here to see the day
                                It all dries up and blows away
                                I'd hang around just to see
                                But they never had much use for me
                                In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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