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  • heywoode
    Huge Member
    • Nov 2004
    • 6331

    Re: Counting: It's Fun.

    49006.

    BLOW job. That's YO job...



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    • kester99
      The light, not the lie.
      • Nov 2007
      • 9537

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      49007...I would not eat monkey. I would smile, and allow as how that's probably some good monkey. But I would claim illness. Or pussitude. Or something.


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      • Major Cold
        Gone to Twitter. Done he
        • Feb 2006
        • 11491

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        49008

        no words just numbers..

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        • sweabs

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          49009

          Sigh.

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          • Shade
            Administrator
            • Jan 2004
            • 51892

            Re: Counting: It's Fun.

            49010

            Congrats, TAster.

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            • SycamoreKen
              Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 10749

              Re: Counting: It's Fun.

              49011

              Nice run guys. Keep it going. 50 K is just the beginning.

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              • Shade
                Administrator
                • Jan 2004
                • 51892

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                49012

                Here's another one.

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                • Spirit
                  Senior Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1272

                  Re: Counting: It's Fun.



                  I don't have anything to say haha.

                  49013

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                  • kester99
                    The light, not the lie.
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 9537

                    Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                    49014...congrats to TA for the 49k!


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                    • N8R
                      Member
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12048

                      Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                      49015

                      I hate how plans change without my input. I will murder someone before the day is through.

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                      • Kaufman
                        Call me Kauffie
                        • May 2005
                        • 3434

                        Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                        49016

                        "Sometimes, when you look Andy in the eyes, you get a feeling somebody else is driving." -- David Letterman

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                        • Putnam
                          Member
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 8727

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                          49017


                          I like Kaufman. I mean . . . . "+"


                          There were times when we were glad to get monkey, because it was the only meat available. And claiming illness would never work because they always seems to believe that the food they were offering had magical curative properties. This was especially true of the horse milk. Claiming to be ill would only get you a bigger portion. What worked best (with the Africans, though not with the Kyrgyz) was claiming a tribal taboo: "My tribe can't eat that animal, because . . . ." They would respect that.
                          Last edited by Putnam; 12-30-2008, 09:04 AM.
                          And I won't be here to see the day
                          It all dries up and blows away
                          I'd hang around just to see
                          But they never had much use for me
                          In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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                          • heywoode
                            Huge Member
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 6331

                            Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                            49018.

                            So you didn't have any tribal taboo to claim when they all took off their fig leaves around the campfire after drinking a bunch of the juju-juice? When in Rome, I guess...



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                            • Putnam
                              Member
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 8727

                              Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                              Originally posted by heywoode
                              So you didn't have any tribal taboo to claim when they all took off their fig leaves around the campfire after drinking a bunch of the juju-juice? When in Rome, I guess...
                              The interesting thing about that was that the African women were very modest about their crotch and thighs --- and not modest at all about their front bumps. They would not wear pants, let alone fig leaves. In two year I never saw the knees of any female over the age of 10. But above the waist was a different story. I saw at least 49019 boobs.
                              And I won't be here to see the day
                              It all dries up and blows away
                              I'd hang around just to see
                              But they never had much use for me
                              In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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                              • heywoode
                                Huge Member
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 6331

                                Re: Counting: It's Fun.

                                49020.

                                Yeah, but they were the National Geographic, banana-titties type boobs, so they don't count. You might as well be a virgin. You're telling me in two years, you never got to practice the 'missionary' as a missionary?



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