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{IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

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  • #76
    Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

    I agree with Naptown Seth, unless you are sure about your guy you are moving up for. And basically if your "sure", it probably means the other teams are too.

    I mean, I guess it's why you hardly ever see the #1 pick overall moved in the NBA.

    I think of a couple of trades, last year Mayo trade. Was it Mayo for Love basically with Mike Miller as sweetner? It seems both teams got what they wanted since both guys had a really nice year.

    However, you also can go back to the Tractor Traylor for Dirk trade. That should be required reading by Bird before any Pacers trade to move up. Bucks traded the #9 Pick Dirk for Dallas' #6 pick Robert Tractor Traylor. Bucks traded up 3 spots to get a way worse player, obviously. Again, you just have to 100% sure.

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    • #77
      Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

      Originally posted by Speed View Post
      However, you also can go back to the Tractor Traylor for Dirk trade. That should be required reading by Bird before any Pacers trade to move up. Bucks traded the #9 Pick Dirk for Dallas' #6 pick Robert Tractor Traylor. Bucks traded up 3 spots to get a way worse player, obviously. Again, you just have to 100% sure.
      I'm guessing the Bucks were 100% sure, and IIRC, Nelson took a lot of flak for that deal at the time.

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      • #78
        Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

        Originally posted by count55 View Post
        I'm guessing the Bucks were 100% sure, and IIRC, Nelson took a lot of flak for that deal at the time.

        I forgot it was Don Nelson, that explains it. Then later Nelson goes on to coach Dirk at Dallas, the irony.

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        • #79
          Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

          Originally posted by Naptown_Seth View Post


          (unfair to Ford who seems to be handling the bench thing better and AFAIK isn't causing huge problems behind the scenes)
          He is handling his benching well here, but the Toronto incident will probably be on the mind of any team we trade him to. That and the fact that he has lost his starting role for the last two teams he played for.

          "But gosh, we'd love to give you quality frontcourt help in exchange for that!"

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          • #80
            Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

            Originally posted by Naptown_Seth View Post
            I was discussing this with Gnome and Hicks last night. They think I was on a rant, but what I was really getting at is that you must be careful of chasing players up the board.

            Here was my point - both Rush and Hibbert could be had for cheaper picks, so you trade down and pick up a 3rd pick. Then you get Rush, Hibbert and Weaver (or Chalmers, Lee). Or you go Speights, Rush, Weaver.

            Their counter is "you must get the guy you want". But my response is you simply can't afford to overpay. You have a limited budget. If you've ever done roto baseball auctions then you know guys can be ruined when a player gets bid over his value. Guys will intentionally bid up the dude you want to keep you out of the later action.

            Sure you got your guy, but they still got their guy AND have something left to spend too. We want the Pacers to be that 2nd guy. That happened to the Blazers, they wanted up and we knew we could fall back. It got the Pacers the relief of Ike, adding Jack and adding McRoberts.

            Had we not seen that deal and I was sitting here saying "you reached and should have traded down instead" I'm sure Hicks and Gnome would still be saying "Bird had to be sure to get his guy at 11. We would never know this Portland deal was out there.

            And finally my point would be that neither Rush nor Hibbert were tracking at 13 and 17 all year. Heck, I was talking about getting BACK IN around 20th to get Rush coming toward the draft. And some people had Hibbert darn near round 2.


            To me guys like Blair who have questions on them are too risky to trade up for. If they are slotted too high then just let the more talented guy fall to you. At the very least you'll be trading, say Earl Clark, later when he's worth a lot more than Blair. Clark ends up better than Blair, you still get Blair and they chip in something else to make up the difference.

            Would anyone really like to go back and trade up to get Danny Granger, just to be sure? You don't win that way. The poker game is to know exactly the real value each team is placing on a guy and which ones are definitely undervalued.

            Not a lot of undervalued guys this year it would appear. I still think TWill is as long as he slots below 13-14, and Holliday too if he's really considered a 20th or worse. But while I'm interested in Blair, I'm not interested in Blair at 7th. Let someone else overpay, even if he does work out.
            I agree with what your saying 9 times out of 10. Patience is a virtue in most drafts.
            If the Pacers were that one player away from being contenders, which they are not,
            then you go get your guy. It also depends on the asking price too.
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            • #81
              Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

              Originally posted by Speed View Post
              I forgot it was Don Nelson, that explains it. Then later Nelson goes on to coach Dirk at Dallas, the irony.
              No...Nelson was in Dallas. It could be a false memory, but I seem to recall people thinking that Nowitzki was a major reach at the time.

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              • #82
                Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                Originally posted by Naptown_Seth View Post
                I was discussing this with Gnome and Hicks last night. They think I was on a rant, but what I was really getting at is that you must be careful of chasing players up the board.

                Here was my point - both Rush and Hibbert could be had for cheaper picks, so you trade down and pick up a 3rd pick. Then you get Rush, Hibbert and Weaver (or Chalmers, Lee). Or you go Speights, Rush, Weaver.

                Their counter is "you must get the guy you want". But my response is you simply can't afford to overpay. You have a limited budget. If you've ever done roto baseball auctions then you know guys can be ruined when a player gets bid over his value. Guys will intentionally bid up the dude you want to keep you out of the later action.

                Sure you got your guy, but they still got their guy AND have something left to spend too. We want the Pacers to be that 2nd guy. That happened to the Blazers, they wanted up and we knew we could fall back. It got the Pacers the relief of Ike, adding Jack and adding McRoberts.

                Had we not seen that deal and I was sitting here saying "you reached and should have traded down instead" I'm sure Hicks and Gnome would still be saying "Bird had to be sure to get his guy at 11. We would never know this Portland deal was out there.

                And finally my point would be that neither Rush nor Hibbert were tracking at 13 and 17 all year. Heck, I was talking about getting BACK IN around 20th to get Rush coming toward the draft. And some people had Hibbert darn near round 2.


                To me guys like Blair who have questions on them are too risky to trade up for. If they are slotted too high then just let the more talented guy fall to you. At the very least you'll be trading, say Earl Clark, later when he's worth a lot more than Blair. Clark ends up better than Blair, you still get Blair and they chip in something else to make up the difference.

                Would anyone really like to go back and trade up to get Danny Granger, just to be sure? You don't win that way. The poker game is to know exactly the real value each team is placing on a guy and which ones are definitely undervalued.

                Not a lot of undervalued guys this year it would appear. I still think TWill is as long as he slots below 13-14, and Holliday too if he's really considered a 20th or worse. But while I'm interested in Blair, I'm not interested in Blair at 7th. Let someone else overpay, even if he does work out.
                Seth & others, while I don't agree that we should have traded down further to get Rush & Hibbert (and I ALSO wanted Lee!), I like the way you think. One way to illustrate one of your points is to create a "confidence interval" for each player. If we assume that last-second phone calls may be influencing actual choices made, then it follows that a simultaneous draft (in a parallel universe) likely would produce a different sequence of selections. The actual draft, then, can be thought of as one iteration -- granted, the only one that matters -- of a draft simulator.

                From a strategy standpoint, however, this expected variation MUST be taken into consideration, as must the "cost" of not getting that player (i.e., who's left?). In 100 iterations of such a simulator, Rush may have been taken as early as, say, #11, and as late as, say, #18. Hibbert's interval may have been {#15, #25}. I imagine that Bird felt strongly about both -- and did NOT feel so strongly about other in that range -- so he can be viewed as having "paid" near the top end of their intervals. In turn, while Bayless's interval may have been around {#5, #12} -- which is why so many folks here went nuts (in a vitriolic way) at the time -- Bird clearly preferred Rush, but perhaps used Bayless's "drop" to his advantage. If Bird had been able to trade a current asset to select Lee (or Arthur or even ... ugh! ... Chalmers in the 2nd) as well, I would have given him an A+. Still, IMO, Bird handled the Rush/Hibbert part just right.
                Last edited by DrFife; 04-14-2009, 02:50 PM.


                "He’s no shrinking violet when it comes to that kind of stuff."

                - Rick Carlisle on how Kevin Pritchard responds to needed roster changes.

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                • #83
                  Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                  Originally posted by Speed View Post
                  However, you also can go back to the Tractor Traylor for Dirk trade. That should be required reading by Bird before any Pacers trade to move up. Bucks traded the #9 Pick Dirk for Dallas' #6 pick Robert Tractor Traylor. Bucks traded up 3 spots to get a way worse player, obviously. Again, you just have to 100% sure.
                  There was a similar trade a couple years ago between the Nets and some team in the Southwest... Houston maybe? The TX team wanted somebody (Griffen I think) and traded 3 low first-rounders to get up high enough to draft him. And all three of those picks ended up being better than the guy they traded for. One was R-Jeff, I believe.
                  This space for rent.

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                  • #84
                    Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                    A PF w/nastiness...hmmm...

                    Dale Davis + young JO BEFORE the injuries = My ideal PF. Someone who can intimidate with his shot blocking and is able to take a charge or set a screen, but can also score in the post and I mean really throw down ala Dwight Howard or Amare Stodamire style!

                    Get a guy like that on this team to work alongside Hibbert in the post and the Pacers would have a very formidable front-court indeed!!

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                    • #85
                      Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                      Originally posted by NuffSaid View Post
                      A PF w/nastiness...hmmm...

                      Dale Davis + young JO BEFORE the injuries = My ideal PF. Someone who can intimidate with his shot blocking and is able to take a charge or set a screen, but can also score in the post and I mean really throw down ala Dwight Howard or Amare Stodamire style!

                      Get a guy like that on this team to work alongside Hibbert in the post and the Pacers would have a very formidable front-court indeed!!
                      So all we need to do is get the #1 pick and we're set!
                      This space for rent.

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                      • #86
                        Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                        Originally posted by Country Boy View Post
                        No kidding! Some would rather not talk about his poor FT shooting and having no outside shot and paint a picture of him walking on water.
                        Walk on water?

                        Water parts at the mere sight of Dale Davis.


                        Basketball isn't played with computers, spreadsheets, and simulations. ChicagoJ 4/21/13

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                        • #87
                          Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                          Originally posted by Anthem View Post
                          So all we need to do is get the #1 pick and we're set!
                          and not to mention the money to resign them when they finally get good!

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                          • #88
                            Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                            Originally posted by Peck View Post
                            Walk on water?

                            Water parts at the mere sight of Dale Davis.
                            • Guns don't kill people. Dale Davis kills People.
                            • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Dale Davis allows to live.
                            • Dale Davis does not sleep. He waits.
                            • The chief export of Dale Davis is Pain.
                            • There is no chin under Dale Davis' Beard. There is only another fist.
                            • Dale Davis has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
                            • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Dale Davis 3. Cancer.
                            • Dale Davis uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
                            • Dale Davis once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
                            • Crop circles are Dale Davis' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
                            • The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dale Davis out. It failed miserably.
                            • Contrary to popular belief, Dale Davis, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
                            • Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Dale Davis has 72... and they're all poisonous.
                            • If you ask Dale Davis what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
                            • • When Dale Davis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dale Davis has not had to pay taxes, ever.
                            • The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dale Davis' fist.
                            • Dale Davis invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
                            • Dale Davis once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
                            • What was going through the minds of all of Dale Davis' victims before they died? His shoe.
                            • Dale Davis is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
                            • Police label anyone attacking Dale Davis as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
                            • Dale Davis doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
                            • Dale Davis doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
                            • A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dale Davis and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
                            • Dale Davis will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
                            • If you spell Dale Davis in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
                            • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Dale Davis once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
                            • The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Dale Davis played in second grade.
                            • Dale Davis once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
                            • Dale Davis once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Dale Davis re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
                            • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Daletatorship.
                            • Dale Davis is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dale Davis.
                            • Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Dale Davis's warm-up exercises.
                            • Dale Davis is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
                            • In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Dale Davis turned that wine into beer.
                            • Dale Davis can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
                            • Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dale Davis.
                            • There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Dale Davis has breathed on.

                            and I sense that a great many of you will like this:

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                            • #89
                              Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                              Originally posted by count55 View Post
                              • Guns don't kill people. Dale Davis kills People.
                              • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Dale Davis allows to live.
                              • Dale Davis does not sleep. He waits.
                              • The chief export of Dale Davis is Pain.
                              • There is no chin under Dale Davis' Beard. There is only another fist.
                              • Dale Davis has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
                              • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Dale Davis 3. Cancer.
                              • Dale Davis uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
                              • Dale Davis once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
                              • Crop circles are Dale Davis' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
                              • The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dale Davis out. It failed miserably.
                              • Contrary to popular belief, Dale Davis, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
                              • Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Dale Davis has 72... and they're all poisonous.
                              • If you ask Dale Davis what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
                              • • When Dale Davis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dale Davis has not had to pay taxes, ever.
                              • The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dale Davis' fist.
                              • Dale Davis invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
                              • Dale Davis once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
                              • What was going through the minds of all of Dale Davis' victims before they died? His shoe.
                              • Dale Davis is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
                              • Police label anyone attacking Dale Davis as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
                              • Dale Davis doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
                              • Dale Davis doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
                              • A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dale Davis and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
                              • Dale Davis will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
                              • If you spell Dale Davis in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
                              • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Dale Davis once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
                              • The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Dale Davis played in second grade.
                              • Dale Davis once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
                              • Dale Davis once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Dale Davis re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
                              • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Daletatorship.
                              • Dale Davis is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dale Davis.
                              • Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Dale Davis's warm-up exercises.
                              • Dale Davis is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
                              • In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Dale Davis turned that wine into beer.
                              • Dale Davis can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
                              • Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dale Davis.
                              • There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Dale Davis has breathed on.
                              - No, that is not a Python, a Tree Trunk, nor a 3rd Leg, that is Dale Davis's ****!!!
                              "Larry Bird: You are Officially On the Clock! (3/24/08)"
                              (Watching You Like A Hawk!)

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                              • #90
                                Re: {IndyStar}Kravitz: For Next Year, Pacers Need Some Nastieness

                                I'm the only one at RealGM that wants Thabeet, and probably the only one here. I love the thought of building our team with Hibbert and Thabeet as the main Center. You can't play them together often, but teams will have trouble matching up night in and night out for 48 mins against our biggest boys.

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