Pacers are last in dunks but first in layups

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  • Motion Offense
    Lawyer Morty
    • Apr 2019
    • 5816

    Pacers are last in dunks but first in layups

    Perks of being the least athletic team in the league
    “The Indiana Pacers are now dead last in dunks per game but first in layups. [laughs in Gene Hackman]”
  • indyman37
    By Your Powers Combined
    • Jul 2006
    • 1736

    #2
    Who needs speed and jumping when we have long distance runners? Brogdon and Sabonis are both currently top 15 for total distance covered in games
    I think KP is a Captain Planet fan. He believes that the collective will of five decent starters can outweigh the power of top-level talent. Too bad Herb won't cut the check for their Planeteer rings.

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    • dal9
      Can see thru wooden doors
      • Dec 2007
      • 17513

      #3
      Originally posted by indyman37
      Who needs speed and jumping when we have long distance runners? Brogdon and Sabonis are both currently top 15 for total distance covered in games

      "sweet, guys, brogon has already run 6 miles this game and we are barely into the third...high five!"

      [looks around, gets no high fives back]

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      • CJ Jones
        Member
        • Jan 2012
        • 9259

        #4
        Originally posted by Motion Offense
        Perks of being the least athletic team in the league
        This is old news. We're about to be b2b layup champs

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        • Motion Offense
          Lawyer Morty
          • Apr 2019
          • 5816

          #5
          Originally posted by indyman37
          Who needs speed and jumping when we have long distance runners? Brogdon and Sabonis are both currently top 15 for total distance covered in games
          That’s probably why it takes both players 7 seconds to cross half court at full speed when dribbling

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