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-Artest becomes the alternate head coach for the night, as Carlisle and staff stay back in Indy to make sure they don't miss the Boat, Sport, and Travel Show featuring Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel.
-Jared Jeffries (is he playing?) lights it up for 65 points
Arenas, Brown, and Thomas will score 80% of Washington's points as they cruise to a double-digit victory. JO, Bender, and Al will all get injured and we'll have to finish the season with this starting line-up:
C - Foster
PF - Croshere
SF - JJones
SG - Miller
PG - Tinsley
The Pacers will finish the season 8-21 to fall short of Isiah's 48 wins last season. Pacers Digest then ceises to exist as all of the posters' heads collectively explode.