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    Default Kellen Winslow Jr .............. SMH

    I just don't know what to say ...........

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/17/new-yo...t-parking-lot/

    New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.

    The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.

    According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

    The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.

    When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

    Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.

    Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

    Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating -- but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed ... and last week, pleaded not guilty.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/17/new-yo...#ixzz2qktWwnHN

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    I was going to post it the other day but I wasn't sure if it would be approved here because it might be considered NSFW

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    WTF is wrong within this guy?

    You seriously could not wait till you get home?

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    Maybe he has a rotisserie chicken fetish? Those breasts and legs can make any man weak
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    Lol wtf

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