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    Default Imagine that you won a gold medal at an international competition....

    scene: Kuwait's 10th Arab Shooting Championship

    A shooter from the country of Kazakhstan won a gold medal. They had the medal ceremony, but the organizers had downloaded from the internet a fake version of the Kazakhstan anthem, from the movie Borat. The shooter, a woman, kept her cool while the anthem played, but the team later asked for an apology and the medal ceremony was rerun with the real anthem.

    the lyrics to the fake anthem, played at the medal ceremony:

    Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
    All other countries are run by little girls.
    Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
    Other countries have inferior potassium.

    Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
    It's length thirty meter and width six meter.
    Filtration system a marvel to behold.
    It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

    Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
    From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
    Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
    They're very nosey people with bone in their brain.

    Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
    We invented toffee and trouser belt.
    Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
    Except of course Turkmenistan's

    Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
    From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
    Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
    From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

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    Default Re: Imagine that you won a gold medal at an international competition....

    Didn't this happen in the olympics as well?

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