Every week this off-season, I will post an NBA-related pun challenge. You can use any current or former NBA player or coach's name to create your pun. You may post as many times as you'd like, but, just like the Counting Thread, you cannot post twice in a row. At the end of the week, the poster whose entry has the most 'Likes' will be declared the victor. Whoever wins the most weeks by opening night will be crowned champion. Prize to be announced at a later date.
The Topic for Week #1: Food
A poor attempt would be someone whose name is already a food, like Stephen Curry or Channing Frye. Using those same two foods, you could come up with something more clever, like Steve Kerr-ied Chicken or Raef LaFrentz Fries. Michael Olowokandi Apple. Hakeem Olajuwonton Soup. See, it's easy.