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    Default DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sts-claim.html

    A woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, it has been claimed.
    The 63-year-old South Korean woman was eating a portion of whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth, it was reported
    She told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.


    The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.
    The baby cephalopods were removed from her gums, tongue and cheek before being identified as 'squid spermatophores.'


    The paper says: 'She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.
    'Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva [gums] were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa.



    'On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.'
    According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.
    The website says: 'Each spermatophore includes an ejaculatory apparatus, which can expel the sperm mass quite forcefully, and a cement body for attachment.'

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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    Well...that's pretty ****ing awful.

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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    Finally, something to tell people when they ask why I don't eat calamari.

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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    Calamari is pretty good. When it's dead, breaded and deep fried!
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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    That is just nasty. Very, very disgusting.
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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    Wasn't there a story about someone that had baby cockroaches hatch from the linking of their mouth?
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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    Ew that will make you not want to eat calimari.

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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    It probably wasn't cooked correctly, but yeah...that's pretty touch to get over.

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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

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    Ew that will make you not want to eat calimari.
    If looking at it won't make you not eat it then I'm not sure what would....
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    Default Re: DM: Woman becomes 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari

    The roach story is false. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp Thanks Snopes!
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