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    With as many great jokes Kyrylo gives us, I thought it would be a shame not to dedicate a thread to them. This way we can compile Kyrylo's funniest sayings/twitterings/shenanigans into one thread.

    I don't know how to embed this, but here's the link.

    http://www.sportsbysam.com/archives/599



    And don't forget to look under "The Fesenko File" at "pet" and "surprising personal fact".



    If nothing else, this guy is going to give us some great comic relief thru these (hopefully) long and intense playoffs.

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    @KyryloFesenko Any chance you can stay at Indiana for next season!??

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    @ddicosmo5 ask Larry for that! ;-)

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    Good win tonight. Calves did all the work tonight! @UcancallmeFes ;-)

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    @UcancallmeFes funniest fame me ever!!! I love it. Keep it up! ;-)
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    when he said "My brains almost exploded" i was drinking snapple and as i read it i busted out laughing. HAhahahahaha i love this guy. I also love how he is literally quoted with bad english and all. It's refreshing seeing a goofy character like him on the team who is also a down to business guy. Fes!!

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    Damien Di Cosmo ‏ @ddicosmo5
    @KyryloFesenko Any chance you can stay at Indiana for next season!??

    Kyrylo Fesenko Kyrylo Fesenko ‏ @KyryloFesenko
    @ddicosmo5 ask Larry for that! ;-)

    Kyrylo Fesenko ‏ @KyryloFesenko
    Good win tonight. Calves did all the work tonight! @UcancallmeFes ;-)

    Kyrylo Fesenko ‏ @KyryloFesenko
    @UcancallmeFes funniest fame me ever!!! I love it. Keep it up! ;-)

    Is that really his twitter? just wondering.

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    As far as I can tell, I do believe it is him.
    "Nobody wants to play against Tyler Hansbrough NO BODY!" ~ Frank Vogel

    "And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "
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    Default Re: Kyrylo Fesenko: The Comedian

    Sam, who wrote the article, confirmed that it is indeed his Twitter.


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    I honestly would like to see us somehow keep Fes here.
    "Nobody wants to play against Tyler Hansbrough NO BODY!" ~ Frank Vogel

    "And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "
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    Is that really his twitter? just wondering.
    I doubt it. Typically real verified accounts have thousands of followers

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    Mark Eaton (former Jazz center for those born in the 1990s) follows this Twitter. It's legit.
    "Nobody wants to play against Tyler Hansbrough NO BODY!" ~ Frank Vogel

    "And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "
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    I think he just made the account honestly...he follows my twitter, i'm like 1 of 7 he follows, I think just because I had replied to him and Sam at one point.


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    I think he just made the account honestly...he follows my twitter, i'm like 1 of 7 he follows, I think just because I had replied to him and Sam at one point.
    Started March 6th, only 6 tweets, and his followers are SKYROCKETING fast (it's doubled in about 24 hours).

    I must concur.

    Not only is it the real Fes, we are witnessing the birth of a Twitter phenomenon.
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    "I was bullied as child. One day, I get strong and punch bully in head. Then no more bullying."

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    Sam Rogian told BPump33 last night at the game that it is indeed Fesenko's Twitter.

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    Is anyone else as offended as I am by this man's downright opprobrious affected accent? There is no humor to be found in the denigration of non-native English speakers, and I, for one, am personally appalled by such uncouth attempts at levity. It is truly an affront to my sensibilities as an Eastern European.
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    Pet: "Lance Stephenson, because he's my dawg." lol

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    Pet: "Lance Stephenson, because he's my dawg."

    Surprising personal fact: "I was bullied as child. One day, I get strong and punch bully in head. Then no more bullying."

    "My brains almost exploded," he said. "For so much time you got zero offers, then in one day you got two offers."



    He is already one of my favorites. There is not one guy on this team I dislike or am even neutral on. Such a great group. I think we need to bring him back for humor and I think he could be a great backup next year.

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    Mark Eaton (former Jazz center for those born in the 1990s) follows this Twitter. It's legit.
    If Mark Eaton follows it, you know its legit.
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    Is anyone else as offended as I am by this man's downright opprobrious affected accent? There is no humor to be found in the denigration of non-native English speakers, and I, for one, am personally appalled by such uncouth attempts at levity. It is truly an affront to my sensibilities as an Eastern European.
    What are you saying, that he's the Ukrainian version of Borat?
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    Dude, people in north and south Indiana joke about each others accents. Don't be so sensitive.

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    Dude, people in north and south Indiana joke about each others accents. Don't be so sensitive.

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    people in Northern Indiana sound like Michiganders which are basically canucks. They should learn how to talk like normal people. ^_^

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    That's it. I'm getting a jersey.

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    Dude, people in north and south Indiana joke about each others accents. Don't be so sensitive.

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    It's sarcastic, look at his other posts...

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    Is anyone else as offended as I am by this man's downright opprobrious affected accent? There is no humor to be found in the denigration of non-native English speakers, and I, for one, am personally appalled by such uncouth attempts at levity. It is truly an affront to my sensibilities as an Eastern European.

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    Those Fesenko memes

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    Oh man that Fesenko file in this article is a thing of beauty
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