Having Larry throw him an alley-oop as he scales Mt. Hibbert........
Is that even possible?
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If he's wearing the short-shorts, it'll be easier. If he's going to scale Mt. Hibbert, though, I'd rather he be taking a basketball from the peak and putting it between his legs. Maybe he should just jump over both Bird and Hibbert.
I'm sorry, but jumping over Hibbert will be difficult, he's 7'2", and unless he does something spectacular while doing so, the fans aren't going to think it's impressive enough to vote over Shumpert and the Linspiracy.
Seriously, there's going to be a new standard in the dunk contest because of this new format, and Paul has to adapt or he is going to lose, or worse, embarrass himself and the team.
If Larry is going to get involved, he needs to get suited up. I don't care if he goes with the Celtics gear or some retro Pacers stuff, he just needs the short shorts. Then again maybe I don't want to see that, but it's the kind of thing that gets the social media world buzzing, it has shock factor.
Paul could learn a few things from this dude...