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    Default Carlos Boozer new hair style

    I was watching the game today and I couldn't tell what happened to his hair, here are some pictures of Boozer's hair spray paint or something.









    It got lighter by the end of the game.

    I decided to make a thread about it so area 55 can get some jokes together
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    This guy was killing him on twitter. He is really funny I recommend anybody to follow him

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    If you look close where Boozer's hairline meets the back of his neck, you can see the artist's signature.


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    Does Boozer have to go to a separate detailing shop for his eyebrows & beard?


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    Boozer looks like the ball point pen of a giant.


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    "First thing I do is put on some primer. Then I go with an acrylic. Matte Black 23."


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    "Carlos, who does your hair?" "I do it at home. I use a roller."


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    ABC making a concerted effort to not show Boozer in close up now.


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    KG is going to have black smudges all over his uniform.


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    Maybe he makes his son hold the template and that's why he roots for the Heat.

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    Question: who holds the template when Boozer is Kryloning in his hair? Or does he tape it?


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    Carlos Boozer applies Just For Men directly to his scalp.

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    I wonder if he had his mom help him with that before he went to the game.

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    He just lost a bet or something guys. No one would do this on purpose.

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    Here is a picture of Boozer without all that stuff for those that can't tell the difference.



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    What the heck is wrong with that dude.
    You can't get champagne from a garden hose.

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    What the heck is wrong with that dude.
    ...him being on that team and taking up so much of their cap makes me so happy


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    What the heck is wrong with that dude.
    I'm wondering what isn't wrong with him.
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    ...him being on that team and taking up so much of their cap makes me so happy

    Actually I thought you were showing what Carlos problem is. He's the dude wanting to dance but instead is old boring and leading the band. Derrick Rose is James Brown.


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    So is it spray on? Or is it like hair plugs? Bosley?
    You can't get champagne from a garden hose.

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    I'm guessing he saw that thing on TNT where they made fun of LeBron's hairline...

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    i think this was a diversion so Area55 would forget that his kids dont even love him enough to root for the bulls. "Lets go Heat"

    Im only kidding...i think!

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    It looks like the Calvin and Hobbes comic where Hobbes shaved Calvin's head and drew his hair back on with a sharpie.

    Edit: http://tracerbullett.files.wordpress...er_haircut.gif

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    Noah is one interesting dude also. Found this on sbnation.com

    http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/1...-gun-dance-gif
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    I'm not sure which Bull Area55 has more ammo for now....

    Rose, or Boozer. I mean, theres like 40 jokes we can crack with this!

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    Noah is one interesting dude also. Found this on sbnation.com

    http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/1...-gun-dance-gif
    I saw that and was wondering what the heck is wrong with that guy and then realized the source. Then I wasn't so surprised.

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    Wow.......just.......wow!

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    So who is talking about making big heads of Boozer's hair helmet and sitting behind the backboard for Bulls games?

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    The big question here is:

    Does it give him the power to play D?
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    Someone needs to photoshop boozer's face onto Dark Helmet's body from Spaceballs. Hahahahaha.

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    This is what Boozer is going for.





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    He just lost a bet or something guys. No one would do this on purpose.
    I would.

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    Default Re: Carlos Boozer new hair style

    One of the Celtics blogs says that when the Bulls were out of timeouts vs. the Celtics, Boozer cut himself on purpose to get a timeout...weird if true...

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