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    I thought it would be fun to put together rules for a drinking game when watching the Pacers this season. It will make the lows more tolerable, and the highs all the more awesome!

    Please contribute with rules that you think would be appropriate. Remember, things should be frequent enough to make it fun, but not to a point where there is a health risk involved. I'll get the ball rolling with a few...


    Making the Good Gooder

    1) Granger hits a 3.........3 gulps!

    2) Hibbert makes a hook shot........2 gulps!

    3) Paul George dunk..........have yourself 2 gulps, good sir!

    4) Tyler Hansbrough gets an assist............get an unopened bottle from the fridge and down it all, friend.

    5) Jeff Foster pulls down an offensive rebound.........have yourself 1 gulp for Old Reliable

    Replace that Awful Taste in Your Mouth With the Taste of Beer When...

    6) Dahntay Jones gets called for a travel.......5 gulps

    7) Lou Amundson takes a shot outside the paint....5 gulps, thanks Lou!

    8) Danny Granger called for a charge.... 5 gulps

    8) One of our players gets hit with a Technical Foul........drink that beer in half!


    Add as you like fellow Digesters. Safe drinking!
    We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

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    For a few minutes, I thought gulps meant shots...

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    For a few minutes, I thought gulps meant shots...
    Its whatever you want it to be.
    We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

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    Default Re: Unofficial PD Drinking Game

    2 sips whenever Paul George turns the ball over while dribbling with his arms straight out
    2 sips for every time Danny pump-fakes, takes off towards the hoop, and is called for a travel
    2 sips every time D West screams "AND 1!" after he makes a bucket.
    2 jolly sips for every Jolly Quinn Buckner Chuckle
    2 sips for anytime Lou Amundson touches the ball, period.
    2 awesome sips for every awesome Roy Hibbert Lefty Hook Shot.

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    Its whatever you want it to be.
    Probably wouldn't survive 1st half. lol

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    2 sips whenever Paul George turns the ball over while dribbling with his arms straight out
    2 sips for every time Danny pump-fakes, takes off towards the hoop, and is called for a travel
    2 sips every time D West screams "AND 1!" after he makes a bucket.
    2 jolly sips for every Jolly Quinn Buckner Chuckle
    2 sips for anytime Lou Amundson touches the ball, period.
    2 awesome sips for every awesome Roy Hibbert Lefty Hook Shot.
    I thought of the West "AND 1!" rule as well He often shouts it before missing buckets as well. Maybe those cases should be worthy of double the drinking dose than the makes.
    We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

    ~War cry of the Ratking (2013 ECF)

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    All those things are so frequent, surviving the first half of most games would be tough
    Stop quoting people I have on ignore!

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    man everyone would be completely trashed that everyone would be in the bathroom throwing up after the first quarter

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    I'll test it out tomorrow night and get back to you on that one. The Tyler assist rule might end up causing a hospitilization, so it might need to be amended.
    We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

    ~War cry of the Ratking (2013 ECF)

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    2 sips whenever Paul George turns the ball over while dribbling with his arms straight out
    2 sips for every time Danny pump-fakes, takes off towards the hoop, and is called for a travel
    2 sips every time D West screams "AND 1!" after he makes a bucket.
    2 jolly sips for every Jolly Quinn Buckner Chuckle
    2 sips for anytime Lou Amundson touches the ball, period.
    2 awesome sips for every awesome Roy Hibbert Lefty Hook Shot.
    I'm drunk just thinking about that

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    2 gulps every time an announcer refers to Collison as a "water-bug" or as possessing "water bug quickness".

    2 gulps every time an announcers refers to Hansbrough as a "bull in a china closet"
    We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

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    a whole bottle every time we lose

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    Can we add two whole drinks for every time some random role player on the opposing team has a big quarter? i.e. Ronnie Brewer, Kirk Hinrich, Isiah Thomas, etc.
    Last edited by Pig Nash; 02-08-2012 at 10:46 PM.

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    2 sips whenever Paul George turns the ball over while dribbling with his arms straight out
    2 sips for every time Danny pump-fakes, takes off towards the hoop, and is called for a travel
    2 sips every time D West screams "AND 1!" after he makes a bucket.
    2 jolly sips for every Jolly Quinn Buckner Chuckle
    2 sips for anytime Lou Amundson touches the ball, period.
    2 awesome sips for every awesome Roy Hibbert Lefty Hook Shot.
    Are you trying to get alcohol poisoning?

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    The Good:
    • Tyler Hansbrough makes a shot, and draws the foul, Psycho T-style -- two gulps/shots/sips
    • Paul George drops his 3rd (or more) three-pointer -- three gulps
    • An alley-oop is successfully completed (from anyone, to anyone) -- two gulps
    • David West hits a clutch buzzer-beater -- two or three gulps (depending on shot point value)
    • The Goon Squad completely replaces the five starters -- five gulps
    • Jeff Pendergraph gets court time -- two gulps


    The Bad:
    • Lou Amundson fumbles the ball, leading to a turnover -- two gulps
    • AJ Price's three-point shot bounces off the rim -- three gulps
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    The Good:
    • Tyler Hansbrough makes a shot, and draws the foul, Psycho T-style -- two gulps/shots/sips
    • Paul George drops his 3rd (or more) three-pointer -- three gulps
    • An alley-oop is successfully completed (from anyone, to anyone) -- two gulps
    • David West hits a clutch buzzer-beater -- two or three gulps (depending on shot point value)
    • The Goon Squad completely replaces the five starters -- five gulps


    The Bad:
    • Lou Amundson fumbles the ball, leading to a turnover -- two gulps
    • AJ Price's three-point shot bounces off the rim -- three gulps
    • Jeff Pendergraph gets court time -- two gulps
    I would consider that a good thing.... bc that means we are blowing the team out

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    I would consider that a good thing.... bc that means we are blowing the team out
    I meant to add it at the end of the "Good" column, but miswrote at the last second. Good call, though.
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    Can we add two whole drinks for every time some random role player on the opposing team has a big quarter? i.e. Ronnie Brewer, Kirk Hinrich, Isiah Thomas, etc.
    You would have gotten smashed every game if you did this when Paulie Walnuts was coach.

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    Every time Quinn Buckner says "partner", take a shot.

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