I basically have NBATV on 24/7 at this point even though they are replay the same thing every hour. I can take the repetition, but - MY GOD - who comes up with this crap they are advertising?!
First it was the horrible sit up machine that they advertise can be flipped over as a way to do tough pushups. The dude is practically standing straight up!!!! He'd have to do like 500 pushups on that thing to get a workout out of it!
Then they had the website that will resurrect your crappy old computer and turn it into something still relevant. I don't know what they charge for that service but I bet you could probably buy or at least rent a cheap new computer for the same price.
Now I just saw the Clip Pick - a super cheap and functionless camera that can clip onto things. Wootness! Hey, if you call now they'll upgrade it to the clip pick PRO so you can take grainy, crappy videos with it as well. Just think. Now you can leave your cell phone at home (and avoid all those annoying emergency calls) because your camera is clipped onto the side of your backpack that you will obviously carry everywhere.
Christmas cannot come soon enough...