Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012
AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!!!
Salutations, fellow sufferers! Has your former cheery grin vanished? Has the spring in your step disappeared? Does your food taste kind of funny? Are you generally miserable and out of sorts? Has life lost its hopeful glow?
Well, mine has. I find myself snapping at my wife, grumbling at the news, and irritated whenever I pick up the morning paper to read the sports
The cause?
It’s no mystery. Our Pacers have been in an “Over-500 Funk” Sadly, we have dropped 4 in a row, losing successively to all the Eastern Conference biggies: Chicago, Atlanta, Miami and Orlando. After a promising start, the Chicago game turned into a blowout. Ditto for the Orlando game (except in that one there wasn’t even a promising start). Miami was tantalizingly close and ended up as a coulda-shoulda sort of game that left viewers hungry, or possibly sated, but feeling like they had just feasted on a meal of crushed glass.
Such is life. However, karma is karma and the world is round. This too will pass. As we all know, our Pacers are a lot better than they’ve shown themselves to be over the last 4 games.
Tonight, for example, our boys have an opportunity – a chance to take out their recent frustrations at home against a Portland team that has been struggling just about as much as we have.
Yup, in Portland, we host a team that’s in a real downward spiral. Right now, the 20-21 Trail Blazers are blazing their way through a 7-game road trip and the Pacers are Opponent No. 4. Saturday they revenged an earlier loss against the Wizards -- which might sound hopeful if you disregard an 18-point loss Friday against the Celtics. In the Celtics game, at one point the Blazers trailed by 43 points. BTW, in that game the Blazers had already logged 16 turnovers into the stat sheet when there were still 6 minutes left to play in the 1st half. Taking the long view, the Blazers have been, at best, lackluster. Over their last 11 games they’ve won only 5 times.
Portland’s also not a happy team. Their coach, Nate McMillan, has reportedly lost control of the Blazers’ locker room. Some of his players don’t like his style of play (which one NBA pundit describes as “a death slog”). Others have been critical of his choice of rotations and in-game adjustments. Supposedly “a growing number of players” want Nate gone. Their replacement of choice is Nate’s assistant -- that all-too-familiar perennial NBA coaching nomad, Bernie Bickerstaff.
Still, for all their current woes, the Blazers can’t be taken too lightly. Two of their wins in the above-mentioned 11-game span were 20+ point victories over Atlanta and San Antonio.
Area 55 Plays the Suits! The Pacers’ Marketing guys have once again challenged Area 55 to a mano-a-mano basketball game on their home turf at BLF. Game time is vague. Reportedly it will occur after the Portland game and after everybody goes home and the Court is cleared. This gives our struggling stalwarts another opportunity to revenge themselves after our last outing which, despite all my wily coaching efforts, resulted in a 30 point loss. After the loss, Area 55 member El Pacero was openly critical of my “crazy rotations” and “loony in-game adjustments.” Hence, I am very sympathetic to Nate McMillan’s current problems in Portland.
BTW, I am close to working a 3-way deal that will send NBA mascots Benny the Bull and G-Man to Indianapolis, move G-Wiz to Chicago, and consign El Pacero to the Washington Wizards. Hasta luego, Pacero. Vaya con Dios!
Our last game with the Suits was marred by lots of thoroughly unprofessional trash-talking from Suits hatchet man Rob “Elbows” Laycock and an overly exuberant post-game locker room celebration that I, for one, will never forget. I can’t wait to play them again!
So beware Suits! Area 55 may have some surprises in store for you this time around. Hint: Think about the Sunday morning news show, “Meet the Press”!
Those of you wishing to participate, bring your gym duds and yellow Nikes to the game tonight. As the oriental guy says on “The Iron Chef”: “Let the competition begin!”
A BIT OF FUN WITH PORTLAND!
Marcus Camby – Le Roi de les Assistantes! In their epic effort against the Celtics, alluded to above, Blazers center, Marcus Camby, instead of taking the lob and jamming, decided, for once, to be a team player and dole out a lob-for-a-dunk - that most majestic of NBA assists. Unfortunately, Marcus’ timing went awry and… well, better you just look at it yourselves. Marcus’ “Aw, ****” is audible if you listen carefully. Enjoy:
http://tinyurl.com/6q7q368
Meet PG’s French Clone and His Sweetie! The Blazers’ answer to Paul George is French import Nicolas Batum (pronounced Ba-toom"). It’s quite likely that he and Paul might be going head to head tonight.
Ever hear this description before?
“This lanky small forward is a lockdown defender who can shoot, handle and pass like a guard, rebound, and make plays like crazy. Put on a more up-tempo team, he wouldn't just be a defensive standout, or a youngster coming into his own. He would be a star.”
Nic’s main squeeze is a mysterious French babe named Melanie Pimentel. Oo-la-la, Nic! Here they are together, caught by paparazzi, practicing what the French do best - baiser avec le langue!
http://tinyurl.com/88vspyd
More of Melanie and how she fires Nic up for his games is shown below. Listen up Justin Beck! There's a guest appearance in this vid of fellow-Aussie and former Portland Pro, Patty Mills
http://tinyurl.com/82kxrru
No time for more, aficionados. Gotta go to press. Let’s be extra-loud tonight. Our boys gotta get outa this funk!
GO PACERS! GO AREA 55!
Joe Murphy – Coaching Savant and Area 55 Poohbah
AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!!!
Salutations, fellow sufferers! Has your former cheery grin vanished? Has the spring in your step disappeared? Does your food taste kind of funny? Are you generally miserable and out of sorts? Has life lost its hopeful glow?
Well, mine has. I find myself snapping at my wife, grumbling at the news, and irritated whenever I pick up the morning paper to read the sports
The cause?
It’s no mystery. Our Pacers have been in an “Over-500 Funk” Sadly, we have dropped 4 in a row, losing successively to all the Eastern Conference biggies: Chicago, Atlanta, Miami and Orlando. After a promising start, the Chicago game turned into a blowout. Ditto for the Orlando game (except in that one there wasn’t even a promising start). Miami was tantalizingly close and ended up as a coulda-shoulda sort of game that left viewers hungry, or possibly sated, but feeling like they had just feasted on a meal of crushed glass.
Such is life. However, karma is karma and the world is round. This too will pass. As we all know, our Pacers are a lot better than they’ve shown themselves to be over the last 4 games.
Tonight, for example, our boys have an opportunity – a chance to take out their recent frustrations at home against a Portland team that has been struggling just about as much as we have.
Yup, in Portland, we host a team that’s in a real downward spiral. Right now, the 20-21 Trail Blazers are blazing their way through a 7-game road trip and the Pacers are Opponent No. 4. Saturday they revenged an earlier loss against the Wizards -- which might sound hopeful if you disregard an 18-point loss Friday against the Celtics. In the Celtics game, at one point the Blazers trailed by 43 points. BTW, in that game the Blazers had already logged 16 turnovers into the stat sheet when there were still 6 minutes left to play in the 1st half. Taking the long view, the Blazers have been, at best, lackluster. Over their last 11 games they’ve won only 5 times.
Portland’s also not a happy team. Their coach, Nate McMillan, has reportedly lost control of the Blazers’ locker room. Some of his players don’t like his style of play (which one NBA pundit describes as “a death slog”). Others have been critical of his choice of rotations and in-game adjustments. Supposedly “a growing number of players” want Nate gone. Their replacement of choice is Nate’s assistant -- that all-too-familiar perennial NBA coaching nomad, Bernie Bickerstaff.
Still, for all their current woes, the Blazers can’t be taken too lightly. Two of their wins in the above-mentioned 11-game span were 20+ point victories over Atlanta and San Antonio.
Area 55 Plays the Suits! The Pacers’ Marketing guys have once again challenged Area 55 to a mano-a-mano basketball game on their home turf at BLF. Game time is vague. Reportedly it will occur after the Portland game and after everybody goes home and the Court is cleared. This gives our struggling stalwarts another opportunity to revenge themselves after our last outing which, despite all my wily coaching efforts, resulted in a 30 point loss. After the loss, Area 55 member El Pacero was openly critical of my “crazy rotations” and “loony in-game adjustments.” Hence, I am very sympathetic to Nate McMillan’s current problems in Portland.
BTW, I am close to working a 3-way deal that will send NBA mascots Benny the Bull and G-Man to Indianapolis, move G-Wiz to Chicago, and consign El Pacero to the Washington Wizards. Hasta luego, Pacero. Vaya con Dios!
Our last game with the Suits was marred by lots of thoroughly unprofessional trash-talking from Suits hatchet man Rob “Elbows” Laycock and an overly exuberant post-game locker room celebration that I, for one, will never forget. I can’t wait to play them again!
So beware Suits! Area 55 may have some surprises in store for you this time around. Hint: Think about the Sunday morning news show, “Meet the Press”!
Those of you wishing to participate, bring your gym duds and yellow Nikes to the game tonight. As the oriental guy says on “The Iron Chef”: “Let the competition begin!”
A BIT OF FUN WITH PORTLAND!
Marcus Camby – Le Roi de les Assistantes! In their epic effort against the Celtics, alluded to above, Blazers center, Marcus Camby, instead of taking the lob and jamming, decided, for once, to be a team player and dole out a lob-for-a-dunk - that most majestic of NBA assists. Unfortunately, Marcus’ timing went awry and… well, better you just look at it yourselves. Marcus’ “Aw, ****” is audible if you listen carefully. Enjoy:
http://tinyurl.com/6q7q368
Meet PG’s French Clone and His Sweetie! The Blazers’ answer to Paul George is French import Nicolas Batum (pronounced Ba-toom"). It’s quite likely that he and Paul might be going head to head tonight.
Ever hear this description before?
“This lanky small forward is a lockdown defender who can shoot, handle and pass like a guard, rebound, and make plays like crazy. Put on a more up-tempo team, he wouldn't just be a defensive standout, or a youngster coming into his own. He would be a star.”
Nic’s main squeeze is a mysterious French babe named Melanie Pimentel. Oo-la-la, Nic! Here they are together, caught by paparazzi, practicing what the French do best - baiser avec le langue!
http://tinyurl.com/88vspyd
More of Melanie and how she fires Nic up for his games is shown below. Listen up Justin Beck! There's a guest appearance in this vid of fellow-Aussie and former Portland Pro, Patty Mills
http://tinyurl.com/82kxrru
No time for more, aficionados. Gotta go to press. Let’s be extra-loud tonight. Our boys gotta get outa this funk!
GO PACERS! GO AREA 55!
Joe Murphy – Coaching Savant and Area 55 Poohbah
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