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Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

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  • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

    Not a bad first AS game for our man Roy. He had 3 points, 3 rebounds and 1 assist in about 10 minutes of work. And he made the cover of the on-line version of USA today this weekend with a link to a story explaining how he was soaking everything in during AS weekend. Way to represent the Pacers, Big Roy!

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    • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

      I think In honor of PG I am going to make some 11x14 posters with 10s on them in case paul throws one down tomorrow. Maybe we will just throw them in the closet for later use. If any body would like to pitch in with this it would be pretty cool. I am also going to make some 3's a 4's for the other teams.

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      • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

        AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!

        Greetings again, fellow 55ers! All rested up from the All Star break? Good! Let’s hope so, because tonight our guys go into action again against some Californianos. Yup, this evening the Golden State Warriors invade our domain hoping to steal a win from our Pacers.

        Golden State’s credentials aren’t really very golden. They’re 13-17. Worse, their only 4-8 on the road and have lost their last 4 games at BLF. In our last encounter with them, in Oakland back in January, George Hill had that controversial steal from Monta Ellis that put the Pacers up 3 in crunch time. Replays indicated the ball, in fact, bounced off Geroge’s foot and George’s ensuing layup arguably should have been disallowed. Owing to the bucket, the Pacers went on to nip the Warriors 94-91, with Stefan Curry missing a potentially game-tying 3 at the buzzer. That Pacers win, you’ll recall, was part of a nifty 3-game western road swing that included a regrettable loss to Sacramento (where we blew an 18 point lead and really should have won) and a stellar and thoroughly convincing win over the L.A. Lakers.

        For all their road woes, Mark Jackson’s Warriors still can’t be taken lightly. In Monta Ellis, they have a guy that, while playing no defense, does average 22+ points a game. Stefan Curry (assuming he’s healthy and plays tonight – he’s reportedly “day to day” due to a tendon strain in his right foot) and David Lee (19 ppg and 9+ rebounds) are both solid performers and capable of double figures almost any time they play. In rookie center-forward Ekpe Udoh, the Warriors also have a young player that has been making a lot of noise - owing to his work ethic, defensive prowess, and athleticism. Our old friend, Brandon Rush, will be on court too – undoubtedly ready to revenge himself for the trade that sent him west and brought us Lou Amundsen.

        So the Pacers need to jettison all the recent All-Star hoopla and get back to real basketball. We need to help them, 55ers. This game and our next one on the road against New Orleans are supposed to be “gimmes”. We need them to pad our record and prepare for what is to come. Next week, beginning with a road game with the Bulls, we start a stretch of the season that is top-heavy with .500+ opponents. Our boys really need to dust off the cobwebs and get their focus back. Let’s be extra loud tonight and help them do that.

        FUN FACTS ABOUT GOLDEN STATE!

        Andris Biedrins – The Latvian Terror! In Andris Biedrins, the Warriors possess possibly the worst 7-foot center in the NBA. If we’re lucky, we’ll see a lot of him in action tonight doing what he does best, which is pretty much nothing.

        Adjectives describing Andris which I have gleaned from various Warrior blogs run the gamut from “lazy”, “unskilled”, “overpaid”, “soft” and “undisciplined”.

        Andris usually starts for the Warriors, and he ordinarily plays an ample 18 minutes a game. However, this year, and despite his significant playing time, he’s been averaging only 2.3 points a night, 4.5 rebounds, and less than 1 assist. Despite his lofty Latvian stature, he is usually only good for 1 block. .

        Andris doesn’t mix it up much underneath either. When he does, it is usually to no good purpose. Among other things, in the span of 30 games this year, he has only shot 5 free throws. Of these, he’s made only one. Think of that! Thirty games as a starting NBA center and only one made free throw!

        There’s a reason Andris avoids the free throw line. He is on every pundit’s list for being among the worst NBA free throw shooters of all time.

        Here’s Andris in action displaying his vaunted Eastern European hook:

        http://tinyurl.com/7umup2e

        And here’s Andris stroking it from the charity stripe: http://tinyurl.com/78om67o

        What Happened to Thunder? Golden State used to have a mascot. His name was “Thunder”. Alas, Thunder is no more! What happened?

        It’s hard to say. No one’s really talking.

        Prior to 2008 for its mascot Golden State had this strange-looking muscular guy that sported a pointy yellow mask and a scarlet red Warrior’s jersey.

        Here’s Thunder in his salad days: http://tinyurl.com/3qzrc

        Thunder did all the usual wholesome stuff NBA mascots do – trampoline jamming, tee-shirt throwing, cavorting with dancers. Then, after the Warriors lost to Utah in the second round of the 2007 playoffs, Thunder suddenly and inexplicably vanished!

        He was never replaced and the Warriors have been mascot-less ever since.

        Some claim that Thunder was sacked because Seattle’s owner, Clay Bennett, hijacked his newly purchased Seattle team, loaded them into vans and moved them to Oklahoma City. As part of this process, Bennett renamed the Super-Sonics “the Thunder” and thereby alienated a host of loyal Seattle fans that have never forgotten what Bennett did to them. Bennett’s move also created a team name disturbing similar to that long employed by the Golden State mascot. BTW, when Bennett relocated to OKC, he also took the old Seattle mascot with him. However, he stuck him in a buffalo suit and renamed him “Rumble.” Not content to just alienate Seattle, Bennett was apparently also out to alienate the entire west coast.

        Others claim that Thunder’s demise had nothing to do with Bennett. Rather, they say, Thunder was canned because he didn’t fit in with a new “image” that the Golden State marketing guys were trying to create for the Warriors. See, some NBA teams don’t have mascots. I’m talking here about the L.A. Lakers, the L.A. Clippers, and the New York Knicks. With the New York and L.A. teams, well, their marketing guys seem to think that mascots are kind of cheesy. In those big-market towns only high rollers buy NBA tickets and they come to games to hob-knob with hot celebrities and not guffaw over goofy mascots. Going to a game in L.A. or New York is sort of like being part of a who’s who. The Lakers have Jack Nicholson. The Knicks have Spike Lee. There the thinking is that a mascot’s just a bit too corny and totally unnecessary. The fans in these big market places don’t really need a mascot – they go to the games to rubber-neck stars and starlets and celebrity watch media heroes.

        Was this the reason for adios Thunder? What was going on? Were the Warriors trying to step up their image? Go upscale? Or was something more sinister afoot? Was this part of a league-wide movement to phase out mascots? Perhaps a misguided attempt to push the whole game upmarket?

        Alas, I know not.

        I tried to get an explanation by googling the snot out of “Thunder”, “Golden State Mascot” and even tried “strange mascot disappearances” but I never got any good explanation for Thunder’s exit. Suffice it to say, he’s gone and he’s never been replaced.

        I guess being in the mascot business is always a shaky proposition. Supposedly the guy that used to be Thunder is now doing stand-up comedy. Maybe getting a new mascot in Oakland was just too controversial. The traditional "Warrior" motif would probably have had to have been a grinning, loin-clothed, barefooted Indian, running around, waving a tomahawk, and dribbling a basketball – something sure to offend every self-respecting Native American in North America.

        Anyway R.I.P. Thunder. If you happen go to a Warriors game, be sure wear a nice turtleneck and buy yourself a tasty slice of quiche.

        GO PACERS! GO AREA 55!
        Last edited by IndyHoya; 02-28-2012, 01:07 PM.

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          Originally posted by IndyHoya View Post
          AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!Golden State used to have a mascot. His name was โ€œThunderโ€. Alas, Thunder is no more! What happened?
          I had heard (because I do not visit that site myself) that Thunder had a post on MascotDate.com in which he listed one of his favorite hobbies as "taking long walks with my pet, Bowser." However, I had assumed that he put on some weight and was vanquished to that land of former mascots, where all former mascots live a happy and carefree after-life.

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            Originally posted by joeyd View Post
            I had heard (because I do not visit that site myself) that Thunder had a post on MascotDate.com in which he listed one of his favorite hobbies as "taking long walks with my pet, Bowser." However, I had assumed that he put on some weight and was vanquished to that land of former mascots, where all former mascots live a happy and carefree after-life.
            Let's all hope he's happy. That "land of former mascots" would probably be a Felliniesque kind of place, with all those former Lucky the Leprechauns and drug-selling Benny the Bulls prancing about. Not heaven, not hell. More of a purgatory. El Pacero will undoubtedly wind up there one day.

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            • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

              Originally posted by IndyHoya View Post
              Let's all hope he's happy. That "land of former mascots" would probably be a Felliniesque kind of place, with all those former Lucky the Leprechauns and drug-selling Benny the Bulls prancing about. Not heaven, not hell. More of a purgatory. El Pacero will undoubtedly wind up there one day.
              Kind of like a mascot version of LOST!

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              • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                Man I really want to sit with you guys during a game some time haha
                Senior at the University of Louisville.
                Greenfield ---> The Ville

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                  Originally posted by Steagles View Post
                  Man I really want to sit with you guys during a game some time haha
                  I think you're doing it wrong (except during timeouts and between quarters)....
                  "Nobody wants to play against Tyler Hansbrough NO BODY!" ~ Frank Vogel

                  "And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "

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                  • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                    I have tickets to the game tomorrow in section 102. We can't wait to party next to the great Area 55! You guys get me pumped up every game!

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                    • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                      Originally posted by Sandman21 View Post
                      I think you're doing it wrong (except during timeouts and between quarters)....
                      Correction:

                      Man, I really want to stand up and scream and sing and chant with you guys sometime!
                      Senior at the University of Louisville.
                      Greenfield ---> The Ville

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                      • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                        AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!!


                        Salutations, 55ers! OK, we lost last night. We played a pretty good half and then the roof fell in. It hurts. It’s a downer. Chicago got back at us at the United Center. Personally, I was pretty irritated at the way the Bulls celebrated afterwards. I can’t wait to play them again!

                        Shake it off, 55ers!

                        Happily, we’ll see our taurine friends again at season end. Then, we’ll be the homeboys for a change and maybe the outcome might be a little different. Meanwhile, let’s move on. We’ve got another task on our plate.

                        Tonight we come back to our home turf. We now play the butt-end of a back-to-back, and our foes are our old friends from Dixie, the Atlanta Hawks.

                        In coming to Indy, the Hawks start a 6-game road swing. They’re pretty banged up. You’ll recall that Al Horford injured a pectoral muscle in our initial game with the Hawks. He’s still out. Jason Collins is out with an elbow injury. Joe Johnson and Willie Green are supposedly both day-to-day. Tracy McGrady and Jerry Stackhouse aren’t on Atlanta’s official injury report at the moment, but reportedly they’re questionable for tonight too.

                        That said, the Hawks are still formidable. We’ve played two games with them now and the result was a split. In our last matchup in Atlanta, they kind of manhandled us.

                        In looking at Atlanta, the key word has to be defense. Some stats to remember:

                        Stat No. 1 - The Hawks are 11-0 when their 6’9” forward Josh Smith scores 20 points or more. When Smith is clicking, the rest of Atlanta’s motley crowd usually follows suit. Right now, Smith is playing lights out and coming off two monster back-to-back performances. Stopping Smith is key.

                        Stat No. 2 - Atlanta is 14-0 this season when shooting 45% or better from the field. When the Hawks move the ball on offense and create shots in the paint or wide open jump shots they keep their opponents from getting out in transition and shoot a higher percentage. We gotta play good team D.

                        Stat No. 3 - Kirk Hinrich and Vladimir Radmanovic both seem to have broken out of shooting slumps. They shoot Atlanta’s 3s. Atlanta is currently 5th in the league in 3FG%, a weapon that they will likely be trying use tonight in order to compensate for their guns that are out with injuries. We gotta guard the 3-point line

                        So fine tune your vocal chords, my fellows. We’ll be chanting DEFENSE big time tonight. Let’s get our guys back on track.

                        Red Cross Donations for Tornado Victims! Hey, listen up! This is important:

                        I got the following email from Tony “Duke Dynamite” Laurenzana:

                        "(Duke Dynamite) will be collecting donations for the American Red Cross towards the effort of the tornado disaster relief.

                        There will be a small locked collection container that I will keep or Sandy will have for the majority of the night. Donations can be as large or small as desired.

                        After the game I will take the donations down to the Hoosier Hills Chapter of the American Red Cross. These donations will be in the name of Roy Hibbert's Area 55.

                        Anyone who wishes to make an electronic contribution, since not all of us rely on cash these days, can text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a minimum of $10 donation.

                        This is a perfect opportunity to give back to the local communities, some of which we live in and neighbor to, to show that Area 55 Cares!”

                        Well said, Dukie and thanks! Forego a hot dog from the Blue Flame grill tonight, 55ers. Help out a tornado victim. It’s a good thing to do.

                        PTO! It’s supposed to get up to a toasty 64ยบ F. today, fun-seekers. Accordingly, and as a welcome change, it’s unlikely that the beer will be frozen at tonight’s Pacers Tailgating Organization soiree. Balminess generally means PTO revelry So if you haven’t been showing up lately, now’s your chance!

                        Attendance at the PTO, by the way, has been picking up of late. There were around 15 hardy souls at the last one. Perhaps it’s the onset of spring. Maybe PTO’s legendary fellowship and punditry is the attraction. Possibly it’s because PTO members are finally getting off home detention. Whatever, the reason -- bring your butts pre-game to the Nameless Lot across from the Arby’s on South Street and get festive!

                        By the way, kudos to PTO Vice President and GM Casey O’Brien! Casey was recently featured on a repeat episode of MSNBC’s hit show “Lockup!” For those of you who didn’t get to see it, Casey gave lucky viewers a personal tour of a place he knows better than most -- the Indiana Department of Correction’s facility at Pendleton. I particularly enjoyed the scenes depicting his hard work in the prison laundry. Seeing him in his cell, assembling model airplanes, was fun too.

                        Stick to that rehab program, Casey! As we all know, glue-sniffing is a difficult habit to kick. We’re all pulling for you!

                        AND NOW FOR SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT ATLANTA!

                        Get in the Groove with J-Smoove! Atlanta’s powerful forward, Josh Smith, is best known in Atlanta by his nickname, “J-Smoove”.

                        It’s always a stirring moment when Josh throws one down at home. Then you get to hear the Hawks PA Announcer say:

                        "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam! Oooohh jaaaaaam! All you 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: Get on your feet and make some noooooise!”

                        J-Smoove’s known in NBA circles as a very, very high-flyer. My research has revealed his secrets: First, great shoes! Second (and acting on some well-intentioned advice from Cheryl Miller), elimination of wind resistance!

                        http://tinyurl.com/86bo836

                        Anything for a buck, right Smoove? Watch those nicks and scratches!

                        Vlad Rad the Impaler! No NBA Team is really an NBA Team unless it has at least one imported 6’10” 3-point shooting Serbian or Lithuanian basketball player. (Listen up, Larry Bird!)

                        I’ve always suspected that these guys emerge, pre-formed and chemically manufactured, from frothing vats located in the lower levels of castles in central Belgrade or Vilnius – much like those orc armies manufactured by Sauron the White in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

                        Atlanta’s Serbian clone is Vladimir Radmanović (or if you prefer Cyrillic authenticity, Владимир Радмановић). Vlad Rad is something of a snow-bunny. In 2007, he told his then-employer, the L.A. Lakers, that he had separated his shoulder after inadvertently falling on a patch of ice in Park City, Utah, something that would unfortunately sideline him for 8 weeks. Get-well cards from his fans, mostly in Cyrillic, poured in. Vlad read them from his bed.

                        However, it later came out that Vlad’s injury stemmed not from patchy ice but from an inept attempt at snowboarding. Worse, his $30 Million Lakers contract banned him from taking part in potentially dangerous activities that involved a significant risk of injury. The contract specifically listed, as examples of such “dangerous activities,” motorcycling and skydiving. Despite the omission of snowboarding, the Lakers fined Vlad $500,000.

                        His coach at the time, Phil Jackson, described Vlad as a “space cadet” and “my favorite Martian.”

                        The local L.A. punditry weren’t amused by either Vlad’s injury or his belated admission of its cause. As one stated:

                        “The only thing surprising about Vlad Rad hurting himself while snowboarding is that he didn't aggravate his injury by climbing a tree to look for evidence of a Sasquatch.”

                        Vlad took umbrage at a lot of the criticism:

                        "I have a lot of respect for Coach Phil, but I think he's kind of a space cadet of his own. He's a guy who has won 11 championships, so whatever he says, people will take as fact. Now, everyone thinks I'm a dumbass."


                        Ah well… Time to earn a buck.

                        GO PACERS! GO AREA 55!

                        Indy Hoya – Area 55 High Poohbah and Irrepressible B-Ball Raconteur
                        Last edited by IndyHoya; 03-06-2012, 04:24 PM.

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                        • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                          I think the guys and gals of AREA 55 need to put on a clinic on how fans should react to television cameras. You need to teach some of these folks who walk past Austin and Brooke after the game how to act.
                          You know how hippos are made out to be sweet and silly, like big cows, but are actually extremely dangerous and can kill you with stunning brutality? The Pacers are the NBA's hippos....Matt Moore CBS Sports....

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                          • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                            Originally posted by RWB View Post
                            I think the guys and gals of AREA 55 need to put on a clinic on how fans should react to television cameras. You need to teach some of these folks who walk past Austin and Brooke after the game how to act.

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                            • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                              I know this would never happen but how funny would it be if the Pacers picked up Bogut? take that SQUAD 6!

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                              • Re: Area 55 Season Thread 2011-2012

                                No newsletter yet? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this?

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