Pacers never trail and win going away, 113-90.
Paul George holds Rose to 0 points and ascends to Basketball heaven.
Hibbert realizes he's the tallest player in the NBA.
Tyler Hansbrough jogs up the court.
After a very high intensity first half with lots of emotions flaring and a couple of T's, the NBA will be sponsoring a special halftime performance that the players will be required to attend.
The halftime will consist of Barney the purple dinosaur singing "I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!", followed by a required group hug of all players involved in the series. Then, each player will be required to stand up and admit on the public address system that they have a problem with violent behavior and apologize to the fans for being poor examples of how to act. The crowd will erupt in a mixture of laughter and profanity and attempt to rush the court to express themselves appropriately.
Then, the second half will come, and just before the ball is inbounded, Dahntay will sprint onto the court and clothesline Rose to set the proper tone for the second half while the rest of the Pacers look on and nod approvingly while the debris and profanity rains on the court from the stands as Noah and Boozer exhort the crowd.
Pacers win by 19....not sure what the score will be but I do know the Pacers will win by 19.
After Roy throws a halfcourt football pass Rush throws down one in Noah's face, starts doing the little von waver dance and then noah gets pissed, so he gives him a headbutt zaza-style
BLUE AND GOLD!
Boozer will not scream "aaaaayyy" everytime he drives to the basket or yell "give me that ****" after a rebound.
"I had to take her down like Chris Brown."
Pacers win when Korver misses a wide open 3 at the buzzer.
DC attacks Rose's gimpy ankle all game and goes for 30 and causes a talking head implosion at ESPN about how he's no longer the MVP.
If the Pacers come out hot and get a decent lead, you will see the Bulls play as scrappy a game as perhaps you have ever seen down the stretch.
Pushing, tripping, jabbing, in fact, another Pacer may go down.
Granger , Hibbert , Hansbrough combine for 70 points 27 rebounds.
Jeff Foster reaches Anti-Christ status in Chicago as he single-handedly wins the game for the Pacers by grabbing and/or tipping out 3 separate offensive rebounds in the final 1:30 of the 4th for pivotal Pacers FG's
Roy Hibbert will dunk the ball tonight.
Last edited by vnzla81; 04-26-2011 at 06:42 PM.
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Wit the Bulls down 3 in the final seconds, the referee won't whistle George for a phantom foul on a Rose 3 point attempt from halfcourt. Chicagoans will then invade the court in protest, while Jon Barry comes out of the tunnel on the tune of Triple H's "The Game" and body slams the official responsible of such an offense.
Headlines all over the nation will declare "Pacers instigate biggest brawl since former Pacers forward Ron Artest's meltdown, suspensions expected"
rose gets to the line 35 times
Joakim Noah will lose his hair in a freak hot plate accident, thus losing all ability to play basketball(Samson Effect).
-DRose is hurting and doesn't play well, but still gets 20 trips to the line which gets him about 30 points.
-Paul George has a good offensive game for his standards so far: About 15, 8, and 3
-Danny Granger has his first HUGE performance in the playoffs. Around 35 points.
-After we win Chicago throws objects at us.
Last edited by BringJackBack; 04-26-2011 at 07:31 PM.
winning this game means winning the series!
Wait, that was frank!
The Bulls won't foul the Pacers from the three point line.