Tom Thibodeau is so handsome. I bet he gets all the Chicago ladies.
Derrick Rose is afraid of needles and clowns. He can also phase shift.
Betrayal Skull Dude is legendary. LEGENDARY! ...in China.
Joakhim Noah is an absolutely incredible tennis player with great fashion sense.
It took me about a year to learn how to pronounce Omer Asik. His name is THAT AWESOME!
These guys might win by triple digits. In one quarter. While Derrick Rose is sleeping under a bridge. Because he wants to.