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    Default Jon Bender circa 2011

    Jon Bender has been reported to have grown another inch again this year and has added another 10 lbs to his weight. This makes him an astounding 7' 8" and 394 pounds. He is able to run the court in just 5 steps. Since the Pacers were allowed to use the old Michael Jordon rules in 2007 he doesn't even have to dribble the ball anymore.

    The Magic have reactivated Shaquille O'Neal to try to stop JB.

    This is the Pacers 6 th NBA title in a row and there seems to be no slowing down in JB's growth.

    Reggie Miller just smiles when asked if he will start again this year.

    Ron Artest will be released to play another season with the Pacers.

    GM Austin Croshere was quote as saying JB's upside is "simply unbelievable."

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    I hope the 6 titles part is true.
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    I hope the 6 titles part is true.
    me too

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    That was too funny!

    I have tears in my eyes

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    By 2011 he'll be ruling the WWE as Jon-dre the Giant.....


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    Default Re: Jon Bender circa 2011

    What will he be like in 2016?

    8-1 445 pounds

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    He can now run the court in 2 steps. 10 straight MVPs and 10 straight NBA titles. Think what he'll be like in 3015 if this continues. We will all be bowing down to him.

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    I've been waiting for someone to say that at his current rate of "development", in five more years Jon Bender will become Manute Bol!
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