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Rule #1

Pacers Digest is intended to be a place to discuss basketball without having to deal with the kinds of behaviors or attitudes that distract people from sticking with the discussion of the topics at hand. These unwanted distractions can come in many forms, and admittedly it can sometimes be tricky to pin down each and every kind that can rear its ugly head, but we feel that the following examples and explanations cover at least a good portion of that ground and should at least give people a pretty good idea of the kinds of things we actively discourage:

"Anyone who __________ is a liar / a fool / an idiot / a blind homer / has their head buried in the sand / a blind hater / doesn't know basketball / doesn't watch the games"

"People with intelligence will agree with me when I say that __________"

"Only stupid people think / believe / do ___________"

"I can't wait to hear something from PosterX when he/she sees that **insert a given incident or current event that will have probably upset or disappointed PosterX here**"

"He/she is just delusional"

"This thread is stupid / worthless / embarrassing"

"I'm going to take a moment to point and / laugh at PosterX / GroupOfPeopleY who thought / believed *insert though/belief here*"

"Remember when PosterX said OldCommentY that no longer looks good? "

In general, if a comment goes from purely on topic to something 'ad hominem' (personal jabs, personal shots, attacks, flames, however you want to call it, towards a person, or a group of people, or a given city/state/country of people), those are most likely going to be found intolerable.

We also dissuade passive aggressive behavior. This can be various things, but common examples include statements that are basically meant to imply someone is either stupid or otherwise incapable of holding a rational conversation. This can include (but is not limited to) laughing at someone's conclusions rather than offering an honest rebuttal, asking people what game they were watching, or another common problem is Poster X will say "that player isn't that bad" and then Poster Y will say something akin to "LOL you think that player is good". We're not going to tolerate those kinds of comments out of respect for the community at large and for the sake of trying to just have an honest conversation.

Now, does the above cover absolutely every single kind of distraction that is unwanted? Probably not, but you should by now have a good idea of the general types of things we will be discouraging. The above examples are meant to give you a good feel for / idea of what we're looking for. If something new or different than the above happens to come along and results in the same problem (that being, any other attitude or behavior that ultimately distracts from actually just discussing the topic at hand, or that is otherwise disrespectful to other posters), we can and we will take action to curb this as well, so please don't take this to mean that if you managed to technically avoid saying something exactly like one of the above examples that you are then somehow off the hook.

That all having been said, our goal is to do so in a generally kind and respectful way, and that doesn't mean the moment we see something we don't like that somebody is going to be suspended or banned, either. It just means that at the very least we will probably say something about it, quite possibly snipping out the distracting parts of the post in question while leaving alone the parts that are actually just discussing the topics, and in the event of a repeating or excessive problem, then we will start issuing infractions to try to further discourage further repeat problems, and if it just never seems to improve, then finally suspensions or bans will come into play. We would prefer it never went that far, and most of the time for most of our posters, it won't ever have to.

A slip up every once and a while is pretty normal, but, again, when it becomes repetitive or excessive, something will be done. Something occasional is probably going to be let go (within reason), but when it starts to become habitual or otherwise a pattern, odds are very good that we will step in.

There's always a small minority that like to push people's buttons and/or test their own boundaries with regards to the administrators, and in the case of someone acting like that, please be aware that this is not a court of law, but a private website run by people who are simply trying to do the right thing as they see it. If we feel that you are a special case that needs to be dealt with in an exceptional way because your behavior isn't explicitly mirroring one of our above examples of what we generally discourage, we can and we will take atypical action to prevent this from continuing if you are not cooperative with us.

Also please be aware that you will not be given a pass simply by claiming that you were 'only joking,' because quite honestly, when someone really is just joking, for one thing most people tend to pick up on the joke, including the person or group that is the target of the joke, and for another thing, in the event where an honest joke gets taken seriously and it upsets or angers someone, the person who is truly 'only joking' will quite commonly go out of his / her way to apologize and will try to mend fences. People who are dishonest about their statements being 'jokes' do not do so, and in turn that becomes a clear sign of what is really going on. It's nothing new.

In any case, quite frankly, the overall quality and health of the entire forum's community is more important than any one troublesome user will ever be, regardless of exactly how a problem is exhibiting itself, and if it comes down to us having to make a choice between you versus the greater health and happiness of the entire community, the community of this forum will win every time.

Lastly, there are also some posters, who are generally great contributors and do not otherwise cause any problems, who sometimes feel it's their place to provoke or to otherwise 'mess with' that small minority of people described in the last paragraph, and while we possibly might understand why you might feel you WANT to do something like that, the truth is we can't actually tolerate that kind of behavior from you any more than we can tolerate the behavior from them. So if we feel that you are trying to provoke those other posters into doing or saying something that will get themselves into trouble, then we will start to view you as a problem as well, because of the same reason as before: The overall health of the forum comes first, and trying to stir the pot with someone like that doesn't help, it just makes it worse. Some will simply disagree with this philosophy, but if so, then so be it because ultimately we have to do what we think is best so long as it's up to us.

If you see a problem that we haven't addressed, the best and most appropriate course for a forum member to take here is to look over to the left of the post in question. See underneath that poster's name, avatar, and other info, down where there's a little triangle with an exclamation point (!) in it? Click that. That allows you to report the post to the admins so we can definitely notice it and give it a look to see what we feel we should do about it. Beyond that, obviously it's human nature sometimes to want to speak up to the poster in question who has bothered you, but we would ask that you try to refrain from doing so because quite often what happens is two or more posters all start going back and forth about the original offending post, and suddenly the entire thread is off topic or otherwise derailed. So while the urge to police it yourself is understandable, it's best to just report it to us and let us handle it. Thank you!

All of the above is going to be subject to a case by case basis, but generally and broadly speaking, this should give everyone a pretty good idea of how things will typically / most often be handled.

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If the actions of an administrator inspire you to make a comment, criticism, or express a concern about it, there is a wrong place and a couple of right places to do so.

The wrong place is to do so in the original thread in which the administrator took action. For example, if a post gets an infraction, or a post gets deleted, or a comment within a larger post gets clipped out, in a thread discussing Paul George, the wrong thing to do is to distract from the discussion of Paul George by adding your off topic thoughts on what the administrator did.

The right places to do so are:

A) Start a thread about the specific incident you want to talk about on the Feedback board. This way you are able to express yourself in an area that doesn't throw another thread off topic, and this way others can add their two cents as well if they wish, and additionally if there's something that needs to be said by the administrators, that is where they will respond to it.

B) Send a private message to the administrators, and they can respond to you that way.

If this is done the wrong way, those comments will be deleted, and if it's a repeating problem then it may also receive an infraction as well.

Rule #3

If a poster is bothering you, and an administrator has not or will not deal with that poster to the extent that you would prefer, you have a powerful tool at your disposal, one that has recently been upgraded and is now better than ever: The ability to ignore a user.

When you ignore a user, you will unfortunately still see some hints of their existence (nothing we can do about that), however, it does the following key things:

A) Any post they make will be completely invisible as you scroll through a thread.

B) The new addition to this feature: If someone QUOTES a user you are ignoring, you do not have to read who it was, or what that poster said, unless you go out of your way to click on a link to find out who it is and what they said.

To utilize this feature, from any page on Pacers Digest, scroll to the top of the page, look to the top right where it says 'Settings' and click that. From the settings page, look to the left side of the page where it says 'My Settings', and look down from there until you see 'Edit Ignore List' and click that. From here, it will say 'Add a Member to Your List...' Beneath that, click in the text box to the right of 'User Name', type in or copy & paste the username of the poster you are ignoring, and once their name is in the box, look over to the far right and click the 'Okay' button. All done!

Rule #4

Regarding infractions, currently they carry a value of one point each, and that point will expire in 31 days. If at any point a poster is carrying three points at the same time, that poster will be suspended until the oldest of the three points expires.

Rule #5

When you share or paste content or articles from another website, you must include the URL/link back to where you found it, who wrote it, and what website it's from. Said content will be removed if this doesn't happen.

An example:

If I copy and paste an article from the Indianapolis Star website, I would post something like this:

http://www.linktothearticlegoeshere.com/article
Title of the Article
Author's Name
Indianapolis Star

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We cannot tolerate illegal videos on Pacers Digest. This means do not share any links to them, do not mention any websites that host them or link to them, do not describe how to find them in any way, and do not ask about them. Posts doing anything of the sort will be removed, the offenders will be contacted privately, and if the problem becomes habitual, you will be suspended, and if it still persists, you will probably be banned.

The legal means of watching or listening to NBA games are NBA League Pass Broadband (for US, or for International; both cost money) and NBA Audio League Pass (which is free). Look for them on NBA.com.

Rule #7

Provocative statements in a signature, or as an avatar, or as the 'tagline' beneath a poster's username (where it says 'Member' or 'Administrator' by default, if it is not altered) are an unwanted distraction that will more than likely be removed on sight. There can be shades of gray to this, but in general this could be something political or religious that is likely going to provoke or upset people, or otherwise something that is mean-spirited at the expense of a poster, a group of people, or a population.

It may or may not go without saying, but this goes for threads and posts as well, particularly when it's not made on the off-topic board (Market Square).

We do make exceptions if we feel the content is both innocuous and unlikely to cause social problems on the forum (such as wishing someone a Merry Christmas or a Happy Easter), and we also also make exceptions if such topics come up with regards to a sports figure (such as the Lance Stephenson situation bringing up discussions of domestic abuse and the law, or when Jason Collins came out as gay and how that lead to some discussion about gay rights).

However, once the discussion seems to be more/mostly about the political issues instead of the sports figure or his specific situation, the thread is usually closed.

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We prefer self-restraint and/or modesty when making jokes or off topic comments in a sports discussion thread. They can be fun, but sometimes they derail or distract from a topic, and we don't want to see that happen. If we feel it is a problem, we will either delete or move those posts from the thread.

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    All That Jazz
    Written by IndyHoya

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    AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!!

    Greetings Area 55ers!

    Well, after finally putting away the interlopers from the Motor City 101-100, our Pacers now are called upon to fend off that weirdest of NBA teams, the Utah Jazz. As the saying goes, there really is no rest for the weary.

    Why do I find the Jazz weird? Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always found the whole idea of the “Utah Jazz” to be totally absurd.

    First, there’s that basic incongruity between the names “Utah” and “Jazz” – an anomalous relic of an ancient NBA team move. It’s like the “Memphis Grizzlies” and the “L.A. Lakers”, only worse – a bizarre juxtaposition of nomenclature apropos of nothing. It is a state of affairs that was originally imposed on Salt Lake City’s populace that simply persisted without the consent or approval of SLC’s thoroughly un-hip and unjazzy Mormon populace.

    “Utah Jazz?”

    Yeah, like you’d really go to Salt Lake City if you wanted to sit in a smoky bar and listen to the likes of Louie Armstrong or Jelly Roll Morton spewing innovative Dixieland riffs and licks. I’m not sure why anyone would go to SLC. But I wouldn’t go there for its “jazz”.

    There’s basketball weirdness about Utah too. Here I refer to the strangely historical ineptitude of the Jazz – a team that has always seemed to have loads of talent and has always been on the cusp of winning an NBA title, but never managed to do so. There’s something crazy about a team possessed of talented players like Karl Malone and John Stockton never being able to pick and roll their way to even one NBA title.

    And of course there’s the latest piece of weirdness – the demise of Jerry Sloan, the longest tenured coach in the NBA. Yup, here we have a coach that has been with Utah since the days of Brigham Young (23 seasons) suddenly “resigning” seemingly because he and his new Johnny come lately star player, Deron Williams, couldn’t see eye to eye.

    And then, more weirdness. Two weeks after Sloan’s departure, Utah’s management trades away Williams. What’s up here? As Roy Hibbert might say: “That’s messed up!”

    Anyway, owing to the Williams trade and the attendant personnel changes, Utah has to be coming into Conseco tonight a tad bit unorganized and, hopefully, discombobulated. Deron (arguably the best point guard in the NBA) has been traded away, like a Monopoly-game property, to New Jersey, the basketball equivalent of consignment to Purgatory. (If Deron didn’t think Salt Lake was a sufficient showcase for his talents, one wonders how he’ll feel about New Jersey. The only ones apt to be watching his act there will be Snooki and some of her inarticulate tanning booth buddies). In exchange for Deron, the Jazz obtained former New Jerseyites Derrick Favors and Devin Harris. The Jazz will thus be a little strange to one another tonight. It’ll be a sort of “Shake hands with your new teammates, fellas. Let’s play!” Hopefully, our Pacers can take advantage of this state of affairs and put Utah away.

    Yeah, I know. It’s never that easy. But I can hope.

    Of course, we 55ers will be there to give our guys all the help with Utah that we can, right?

    Area 55 Midseason Awards!

    Thanks to PS&E and Roy Hibbert for taking the time, after the Pistons win, to pass on the trophies, certificates, and Roy Bobble-Heads to the Area 55 Midseason Award Winners.

    It was the closest thing to Oscar night that Indianapolis has seen in some time.

    The winners (to the extent I remember them) were as follows:

    Veteran Leadership: Yup, ‘twas I, Joe Murphy (IndyHoya), who copped the coveted Area 55 Mid-Season “Veteran Leadership Award.” I have been toasting myself ever since my win with massive shots of Rogaine (which I’ve been ingesting orally and not topically) and liberal squirts of Preparation H (which as an aging veteran, I utilize to minimize the pain and itch of hemorrhoidal tissue and ease the digestion and elimination of all the junk food I tend to take in at halftime at the famous Blue Flame Grill located behind Section 101.

    As I mentioned in my tearful thank-you speech, I’m not sure, how much “leadership” I have managed to impart to all of the black sheep in Area 55. Leading the weirdos in Area 55 is a little like having Ray Charles acting as a seeing-eye dog for Stevie Wonder.

    Anyway, thanks for all for the votes. I’m bobbling Roy’s Bobble-Head right now as I put these words to pen in festive celebration of my award!

    Most Intense: This award went to Colin Lott, he of the painted faces and bellowing voice. Intensity is Lott’s middle name. It really is! His name is Colin Intensity Lott. His parents had a premonition at the little tyke’s birth when he sat up in his crib and stentorian fashion articulated: “GIVE ME SOME MILK! NOW!”

    Best Dressed: This coveted award was technically given to El Pacero but was shared by Michael “Superfan” Hopson. Both got Roy Bobble-Heads for their well-earned sartorial splendor.

    Most Improved: I can’t remember exactly who the hell it was that won this award. It was either PTO President Aaron (“Brickyard”) Coleman or renowned Area 55 zany and opposition hater Cole (“Cole the Mole”) Lewis. Both of them won Bobble-Heads for something or other and I think it might have been for this. God only knows what categories were involved but I think this was one of them. Both of them were so problematic to begin with that even a little bit of improvement was that much more noticeable.

    Captain’s Award: This one went to Chris “Pacers Chants” Goff for all those handouts he puts together, game in, game out and that we largely use to wipe the salsa off our hands after eating our nachos. Some of his detractors claimed that Goff really won this award because he has both the best glasses (next to SuperFan’s) and the biggest ears of anyone in Area 55.

    Area 55 MVP Award: This Award of Awards went to Kyle “Kielbeze” Brumback who, among other things, bears Pacers tattoos on multiple parts of his body and has named all his kids after Pacers players. Beze drives down for every home game from his humble abode in far-off and exotic Hartford City, Indiana to drunkenly direct most of Area 55’s chanting for better or for worse. Beze does yeoman work on this every game and was clearly deserving of the award.

    By the way, at the end of the season, an intervention (hopefully attended by some of the Pacer players) will be organized to address Kielbeze’s many mental problems. He’s in heavy denial right now and his loyal wife Ashley needs all the help she can get.

    AND NOW, A FEW QUICK UTAH FUN FACTS:

    Meet “Jazz Bear” – the Utah Jazz Mascot!

    Here’s Jazz Bear:*http://tinyurl.com/3xklxvl

    Jazz Bear achieved some notoriety during a home game on January 14th with Cleveland. The incident began innocently enough with a bit of light-hearted banter. A Cavs fan had brought a little sign to the game, which read “Cavs Rule, Jazz Stink”. So, after half-time, Jazz Bear took an even bigger sign up to said fan with “I’m A Loser” emblazoned across the front. There followed a spate of pushing, shoving, and mutual sign-grabbing between foreign fan and home mascot. Jazz Bear then stole the fan’s hat. This is when things escalated. The fan took offense and started punching Jazz Bear in the head.

    Mascot-punching is not considered part of the wholesome, family-oriented image that NBA Commish David Stern has been so manfully trying to create for the League. Accordingly, arena security intervened to stopped the punching and quickly escorted the angry Cavs fan away. But with the Jazz Bear’s taunts ringing loudly in his ear, a red mist descended over the fan, who broke free of security and took a run at the mascot. Unfortunately, the fan misjudged Jazz Bear’s punching ability and wound up flat on his back on the court.

    This half-time entertainment supposedly wasn’t planned. I dunno. I’m going to run it by Pacero and Big John for their opinion. In any event, in keeping with our Newsletter’s reputation for brutal honesty and NBA journalistic integrity, it is presented in full below. Warning: Lots of violence and filthy language. Lock your kids in another room before viewing!

    http://tinyurl.com/5wgldol

    So Why Did Jerry Sloan Resign?

    According to everything I’ve found, it was because he was tired of dealing with Deron Williams.

    The relationship between Sloan and Williams had supposedly been “contentious” all season. It boiled over when they clashed in the locker room at halftime in the course of a February 9, 2011 home game loss to the Chicago Bulls. The confrontation between Sloan and Williams reportedly became so heated that Jazz players feared that they would come to blows.

    A week before, Sloan had agreed to a one-year extension of his coaching contract. However, his growing frustration became public after a long meeting the next day with Jazz general manager Kevin O’Connor. According to sources, after the meeting “[Sloan] decided that he was done.” Reportedly, he felt like Jazz owner Greg Miller was listening more to Williams than to him and that prompted the resignation. One source said Sloan had become tired of Williams “blaming everything on everyone else” and that, feeling undermined, Sloan told Jazz owner Greg Miller that if this is how he [Miller]wanted to run a franchise, “he could do it without him as coach.”
    Sloan had a career regular-season win–loss record of 1,221–803, placing him third all-time in NBA wins. He was only the fifth coach in NBA history to reach the 1,000 victory milestone, and the only one to record more than 1,000 wins with one club. Sloan also coached for one team longer than anyone in NBA history. The 2009–10 season was his 22nd season (and 21st full season) as coach of the Jazz.

    Sloan coached the Jazz to 15 consecutive playoff appearances from 1989–2003 and is one of only 3 coaches in NBA history with 15-plus consecutive seasons with a winning record (Pat Riley and Phil Jackson are the others). He led Utah to the NBA Finals in 1997 and 1998, but lost to the Chicago Bulls both times. Strangely, during his career, he never won a Coach of the Year award.

    Assistant coach Ty Corbin was named as the Jazz’s acting head coach. League sources claim that Utah will move to secure Corbin as Sloan’s long-term replacement in the near future.

    Did Gordon Hayward Play the Banjo in “Deliverance”?

    Some mood music:*http://tinyurl.com/697cv2y

    Here’s Gordon Hayward:*http://tinyurl.com/4jxx98s

    Here’s Gordon Pickin’ and Grinnin’?*http://tinyurl.com/5u92cqg

    That’s all, folks! Be there and stop the Jazz!

    *beeps*
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