Well, it's not a joke, but I didn't want everyone to get their hopes up and be pissed.
Over the years, Donnie and I have worked out a pattern. Going back to the year we traded Tony for Bender, he's always made a move immediately after I decided he wouldn't, and he's always held off when I thought something was about to happen.
Earlier this summer, I was logging on here several times a day expecting to see that a major trade had gone down. I kept being wrong, but kept coming back expecting something. True to form, Donnie did nothing.
Now, I've consoled myself and come to grips with the idea that we might be set for the season. Which mean's it's time for Donnie to work his magic.
I predict a trade within 2.5 weeks.
Unless I just jinxed it.