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  • Re: Area 55 season thread for 2010-11

    Originally posted by Day-V View Post
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    • Re: Area 55 season thread for 2010-11

      AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!

      Let’s face it, 55ers. Times of late have not been easy for diehard Pacers fans.
      After the galling loss to San Antonio that we all witnessed on Friday, our boys have taken to the road. As of this writing, we got pummeled in Atlanta and we’re off to funky Philly, where our last road show was a firm pasting. Right now we’re 14-20 and we’ve lost 6 out of our last 7 games. And with the Colts now having been eliminated from the playoffs, it seems like melancholia is squatting over Indy like a stray dog taking a prolonged dump.

      But pull your head out of that oven and turn off the gas! The Dallas Mavericks are coming to town. There is a possibility for a win.

      See, the Mavs are in kind of a tailspin of their own. Two of their better players, Dirk Nowitzki and Caron Butler are limping around on bad knees. Butler is probably out for the season. Nowitzki, their floor leader and go-to guy, has missed the Mavs’ last 7 games and is supposedly highly doubtful for Wednesday. Even if he does play, his bum knee is still likely to be less than 100%; he won’t be in game shape; and he’s apt to be extremely rusty. While Nowitzki’s been away, the Mavs have been 2-5. More recently, they’ve dropped 2 home games in a row – losing a close one to Oklahoma City, and then getting thrashed by Orlando. They now face the Pacers at Conseco Wednesday in the first game of a 4-game road swing of their own. We’ll be new to one another. It’s our first encounter with Dallas this season.

      Even without Nowitzki and Butler, the Mavericks aren’t exactly pushovers. Their roster sports a lot of seasoned vets -- Jason Kidd, Tyson Chandler, Shawn Marion, and Jason Terry, just to name a few. The Mavs youth corps -- Brian Cardinal and DeShawn Stevenson – isn’t exactly inexperienced either. Collectively, they’ll present our guys with all kinds of matchup issues – right at a time when Roy is reportedly seeing a sports psychiatrist; Danny can’t throw the ball in the ocean; Obie’s been talking about playing “small ball”; and roster newbies like Tyler Hansborough, Paul George, and A. J. Price just beginning to get their feet wet and finally see a bit of playing time.

      Given all this, the Dallas game ought to make for a real interesting contest. One thing’s certain. Our guys are in dire need of a win. So Area 55 really needs to bring it on Wednesday to give our embattled team some much-needed support. As Slick Leonard once said in a similar context about another Pacer team, “Baby, we’re due!”

      FUN FACTS ABOUT DALLAS!

      What the Hell’s a Maverick? Well, first some mood music:

      http://tinyurl.com/25s8goc

      In the mid-1800s, a gentleman by the name of Samuel Augustus Maverick settled in Texas with the goal of becoming a cattle rancher. By tradition, ranchers at that time branded their cattle with various markings to make them easy to identify. Sam Maverick refused to do so. Some people have suggested that he was simply lazy, but the real explanation was probably commercial in nature. Maverick knew that, by convention, unbranded cattle belonged to whoever managed to claim them first. Using his political clout, Maverick made sure that any unbranded cattle were regarded as his, since he was the only rancher around not to use brands. As a result, around 1867, ranchers started calling unbranded Texas cattle “mavericks.”

      As the slang term “maverick” spread across the West, people started using it in reference to freethinking individuals, meaning that such people were not “branded” with some kind of orthodoxy. The first written record of the use of the word “maverick” in this sense appeared in a San Francisco newspaper in 1886.

      So in pop culture, the maverick has come to mean a “contrarian” or a “gambler." The word even has a special meaning in the game of poker - when you have a queen and jack in the pocket, you have a "maverick."

      Want a peek at Samuel Maverick? http://tinyurl.com/28sjy6v

      So are the Dallas Mavericks named after canny Sam Maverick? Or are they named after a bunch of unclaimed, unbranded cattle? Nope. Nay to both. The Dallas Mavericks got their name from a TV Western.

      In 1979, Dallas businessmen Don Carter and Norm Sonju requested the right to bring an NBA franchise to Dallas, Texas. The last professional basketball team in Dallas had been the Dallas Chaparrals of the ABA (which, if you remember from our last Newsletter, moved to San Antonio in 1973 to become first the San Antonio Gunslingers and then the San Antonio Spurs). Anyway, at the 1980 NBA All-Star Game, league owners voted to admit the new team. The team's name came from the 1957-1962 TV western Maverick. The “Mavericks” name was supposedly chosen by the local fans. From 4600 postcards received, the name “Maverick” beat out “Wranglers” and “Express.” Actor James Garner, who played the namesake character in the TV western, happened to be a member of the ownership group.

      Here’s the TV character, Bret Maverick: http://tinyurl.com/23tkfga

      Here are a lot of other Mavericks:

      Here’s a 1971 Ford Maverick: http://tinyurl.com/26vwhsb

      Here’s a Political Maverick: http://tinyurl.com/2adlp2m

      Some Mavericks You Smoke: http://tinyurl.com/24aq9tf

      A Roller Coaster named "The Maverick" at Cedar Point: http://tinyurl.com/2f3568o


      Be glad James Arness wasn’t in the Dallas ownership group. Otherwise, today’s Mavericks might well have been named the “Dallas Gunsmoke.”

      Meet Champ the Horse and Mavs Man! Hey, like the Washington Wizards, the Mavs actually have two official (2) mascots. One is “Champ the Horse.” Champ is a cutesy blue mockup of a familiar hooved mammalian quadruped. Why he’s a horse and not an unbranded steer is anybody’s guess. I suppose the Dallas owners didn’t want a mascot that looked too bovine.

      The other mascot is “Mavs Man,” a sort of part-basketball, part human, muscled-up super hero that the Mavericks management uses for the all the trampoline dunking and tee-shirt throwing that now constitutes mandatory fun at every NBA b-ball game played in this country.

      So what do the Mavs’ mascots look like? http://tinyurl.com/27z95ac

      And then there’s this more homoerotic one: http://tinyurl.com/22udzvv

      Not sure, but I think some of the Mavs Men may also work the Dallas bachelorette scene as Chippendales. Personally, I’m always suspicious of men that shave their chests.

      Say Hello to Mark Cuban – Most Fined Owner in the NBA! Dallas Mavericks owner, Mark Cuban, is sort of like his team’s namesake, a “maverick”. Strangely, unlike most NBA owners, Cuban seems to actually like most of his players – maybe too much. Curiously, he hasn’t demanded that Dallas buy him a new arena yet and hasn’t tried even once to move his team to Podunkville just because he can. Historically, most NBA team owners play passive public roles and watch their teams’ progress from secluded offices and catered skyboxes. Cuban is different. He typically sits alongside fans, usually wearing a Dallas jersey. When not wheeling and dealing, he regularly gets on his private Gulfstream V and flies off to attend Mavs road games.

      Although originally hailing from Pittsburg, Cuban’s an IU grad. We might just see him at Conseco on Wednesday night. If he’s there, let’s give him a big Area 55 welcome!

      Cuban also has the distinction of being the most-fined owner in professional basketball. Since buying a majority interest in the Mavs from H. Ross Perot, Jr. in 2000 he’s been a crazy and continuing burr under David Stern’s NBA saddle.

      How much has Mark Cuban been fined? Well, it’s really kind of hard to say exactly. When you add up the fines that the NBA has made public, by my reckoning it totals to at least $1,815,000 for around 19 separate incidents. It may be more because the NBA sometimes fines people and keeps mum about it.

      Cuban has also been “suspended” for 3 games. I’m not sure exactly what an owner’s “suspension” means. Maybe it means is that you can’t go to your own team’s games. Big deal.

      Here’s a short Mark Cuban rap sheet that I compiled from my Internet roamings:

      • On January 4, 2000, Mark Cuban acquired his majority interest in the Mavs. He immediately sprang into action!

      • On November 14, 2000, Cuban was fined $5,000 for comments made about the inferior quality of the refereeing after a Sacramento-Dallas game.

      • On November 20, 2000, he was fined $15,000 for confronting and verbally abusing the refs both during and after a Dallas-Phoenix game.

      • On November 22, 2000, he was fined $25,000 for verbally abusing and publicly criticizing the referees after a Dallas-Seattle game.

      • On January 4, 2001, the League fined Cuban $250,000 for outbursts and actions concerning refereeing after a Detroit-Dallas game. Among his offenses, Cuban had a still shot of a blown call plastered on the Jumbotron after the game. He also reportedly screamed and yelled at the refs during the entire game.

      • On January 11, 2001, he was fined $100,000 for "conduct unbecoming of an NBA owner." Cuban’s offense here was minor. He was charged with sitting on the floor along the baseline next to the Mavericks’ bench during a Dallas-Minnesota game. From this vantage point, he did nothing other than watch the game. (

      (Editorial Comment: Stalking time-out dancers, moving your team to another town, and even getting drunk and setting your chest hair on fire – all sometime activities of the current crew of NBA owners – is non-finable to the NBA’s view of things. Sitting with your team courtside, however, can cost you $100,000).

      • On February 16, 2001 the NBA fined Cuban $10,000 for going on the court during the Dallas-Clevand game when Gary Trent and Wesley Person got in a scuffle. A minor quibble here. Cuban did not actually go on the court. He went halfway up the sideline along the scorer's table before returning to his seat and actually got nowhere close the scuffle (which was at the free throw line at the opposite basket). Cuban was also suspended for 2 games for this incident. The fine and suspension were supposedly automatic “for a team official entering the court during a game.”

      • On March 13, 2001, Cuban was fined $100,000 for making a derogatory gesture at the refs during the Phoenix-Dallas game and for remarks regarding the officiating after the game. He was also suspended again for 1 game.

      • On January 8, 2002, Cuban was fined $500,000 when, in a nationally publicized incident, he criticized the refereeing in a Dallas-San Antonio game. He also specifically criticized the league's manager of officials, Ed T. Rush, saying that Rush "wouldn't be able to manage a Dairy Queen".


      (Editorial Comment: When Dairy Queen’s management took offense, Cuban later voluntarily worked for a day at a Dairy Queen in Coppell, Texas. Fans reportedly lined up in the street in order to get Blizzards from the Mavs owner).

      • On March 16, 2004, the NBA fined Cuban $10,000 for "inappropriate public comments". Cuban told a reporter that he had told Josh Howard during a March 5th game at San Antonio, that he [Cuban] would pay any fine the League would assess if Howard got a technical for smacking the basketball out of San Antonio player, Bruce Bowen’s hands and causing it to hit Bowen in the face.

      • On October 9, 2004, Cuban was fined $100,000 for criticizing the rules limiting NBA training camp practices to just 1 scrimmage per day with a maximum of 3 hours per day, and 2-a-day practices to just 5 days.

      • In November, 2004 Cuban was fined an unknown amount by the NBA for comments on his blog criticizing the league for starting the season on Election Day.

      • During the 2005–06 NBA season, Cuban was fined an unknown amount for starting a booing campaign when former Maverick player Michael Finley returned to play against the Mavs as a member of the San Antonio Spurs. Cuban had been unable to resign Finley after Finley had become a free agent.

      • In a playoff series between the Mavericks and Spurs, Cuban cursed Spurs forward Bruce Bowen and was fined $200,000 by the NBA for rushing onto the court and criticizing officiating.

      • On May 10, 2006 Cuban was fined $100,000 for going out on the court during a May 7, 2006 playoff game at San Antonio (Game 1) to complain about a non-call.

      • On June 20, 2006, after the 2006 NBA Finals, Cuban was fined $250,000 by the NBA for repeated misconduct following the Mavericks' loss to the Miami Heat in Game 5 of the 2006 NBA Finals. The “misconduct” included yelling at a ref, staring down David Stern (who was at the game), and cursing to the media about the officiating.

      • On January 16, 2009, after a review, the league fined Cuban $25,000 for yelling at Denver Nuggets player, J. R. Smith, at the end of the first half on a Mavericks-at-Nuggets game played on January 13th. Cuban was apparently incensed that Smith had thrown an elbow that barely missed Mavericks forward Antoine Wright.

      • On March 29, 2009, Cuban was fined another $25,000 for publicly criticizing the refs (via Twitter) following a Denver – Dallas game. Cuban’s angry tweet complained about J.R. Smith of Denver not being called for a technical foul for “taunting” and noted that the non-call came from the same refereeing crew that had worked the earlier January 16, 2009 game at which Cuban had been previously fined for protesting a non-call on Smith.

      • On May 22, 2010 Cuban was fined $100,000 for comments he made during a television interview about his willingness to sign LeBron James if James left Cleveland

      Mark Cuban Talks Trash to Kenyon Martin’s Mom! In May 2009, Cuban went under NBA scrutiny again, this time for directing disparaging words to Kenyon Martin’s mother about her son. I haven’t been able to learn if he was fined for this incident. If he was, the NBA doesn’t seem to have said anything about it.

      Cuban’s comments came in the chaotic aftermath of a game ironically played on the eve of Mother’s Day.

      Just before Cuban made them, Denver’s Carmelo Anthony had hit a game-winning 3-pointer with 1 second left to play in Game 3 of the second round of the playoffs between the Mavs and the Nuggets. Carmelo’s shot, in turn, came immediately after the Mavs’ Antoine Wright appeared to have obviously fouled Carmelo. To the Mavs’ later dismay, no foul was called. Instead, Carmelo’s ensuing 3-pointer took the Nuggets from 2 points down to 1 point ahead in a pivotal playoff game.

      Cuban came onto the floor near the front of the Mavericks' bench after Carmelo hit the shot, just before Mavericks forward, Dirk Nowitzki, took an inbounds pass and missed a long, desperation heave at the buzzer. Owing to Carmelo’s heroics, Denver got a 106-105 victory and took a commanding 3-0 lead in the second-round playoff series. Denver eventually won the series.

      After the game, Cuban and other Mavs players were livid that the foul was ignored by the referees. As he left the court after the game, an angry Cuban shoved away a TV cameraman, pushing his forearm out to move him aside as he walked by. Meanwhile Denver player, Kenyon Martin remained on the court more than a minute after the game and could be seen making comments to Mavs players after most of his teammates had left and made their way to the locker room.

      The video of the whole thing is well worth a look: http://tinyurl.com/2apbrc8

      Cuban told reporters afterwards that as he was walking off the court he saw Kenyon Martin's mother, Lydia Moore, celebrating in the stands while a nearby Dallas fan was loudly yelling that the Nuggets were "thugs."

      “That includes your son," Cuban supposedly said to Mrs.Moore, according to his e-mail to The Denver Post.

      Cuban said he was acquainted with Martin's mother because, after a previous game that Denver won, she had approached him and supposedly made trash-talk-type comments.

      Kenyon Martin's “agent,” Brian Dyke, had a different take on the incident. According to Dyke, an unprovoked Cuban simply told Mrs. Moore, "Your son is a punk." Either way, NBA spokesman Tim Frank told The Denver Post that the "situation on the floor postgame is being reviewed."

      Kenyon Martin, a Dallas native but Nugget player, known for his physical play, had been previously fined $25,000 by the NBA in Game 1, after knocking Dallas forward Dirk Nowitzki to the court in Denver's series-opening win. After that game, Nowitzki downplayed the contact as "just a hard playoff foul." On the play in question, Nowitzki was off-balance when Martin put a shoulder to him, causing him to stumble and then slide across the lane. Nowitzki, known for flopping theatrics, disputed that he made the foul look worse that it was.

      On the following Monday, Martin told reporters “he was going to take care of Cuban personally” for badmouthing him to his mom. Martin's coach George Karl said he hoped the two would “settle the issue after the season.” But clearly it was not over.

      After the Mavericks' 119-117 victory in Game 4 (which made the series 3-1 with the Nuggets still very much in control), Martin walked off the court, confronted Cuban and yelled a stream of choice expletives at him.

      Wanna see Kenyon’s comments?

      Here ya go, fun-seekers: http://tinyurl.com/2cgf2d3

      When approached by reporters after the game, Martin said, "All you (expletives) trying to do is keep trouble up. Keep away from me."

      After Game 4, Cuban apologized to Martin on his blog for exchanging words with his mother:

      "So at this point I would like to apologize to you and your mom KMart for my comment," Cuban said in a post time-stamped 1:34 AM Central Time. "I should have not said anything and I was wrong. Hopefully you will accept the apology and we can move on. When the series comes back to Dallas, your family, and the family of other Nuggets players are welcome to stay in my suite, with my family. Its amazing how tempers mellow when real people talk to each other and realize that its still just a game.If that isn't acceptable, I'm happy to provide a suite, free of charge to them as well and place whatever security is needed to make them feel comfortable.”

      KMart and Mom ignored the invite.

      Well, that’s enough basketball drama for one night, 55ers. Let’s see if we can bring some of our own to Conseco on Wednesday. Be nasty, loud, and vocal. Our Pacers need a really big shot in the arm!

      Joe Murphy (IndyHoya)
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      • Re: Area 55 season thread for 2010-11

        I really should be paying attention in my calculus class, but instead I am reading your newsletter Joe. Keep it up.
        DG for 3

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          By demand of the PTO, here is Markus at his finest...

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            Originally posted by greenway84
            Drunk with Pacres Pride maybe
            Mixed with a little sunshine and kittens.

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              Originally posted by greenway84
              is that a new type of malt liquor
              Ask Markus.

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                Originally posted by duke dynamite View Post
                By demand of the PTO, here is Markus at his finest...

                LARRY LEGEND!!!

                Conference Finals here we come...

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                  Originally posted by duke dynamite View Post
                  By demand of the PTO, here is Markus at his finest...

                  This man epitomizes the "never say die" unvanquished spirit that is truly representative of Area 55, the Pacers Tailgating Organization, and diehard Pacers fans generally!

                  Yes, we believe that we will win! Someday, sooner or later, at some point in the future, maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow night, maybe the day after tomorrow, Fiddle-dee-dee! I'm not gonna think about that loss today! I'm gonna think about that win tomorrow...

                  ***Cuing the "Tomorrow" song from Annie ***

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1fWm...eature=related

                  The sun'll come out
                  Tomorrow
                  Bet your bottom dollar
                  That tomorrow
                  There'll be sun!

                  Just thinkin' about
                  Tomorrow
                  Clears away the cobwebs,
                  And the sorrow
                  'Til there's none!

                  When I'm stuck with a day
                  That's gray,
                  And lonely,
                  I just stick out my chin
                  And Grin,
                  And Say,
                  Oh!

                  The sun'll come out
                  Tomorrow
                  So ya gotta hang on
                  'Til tomorrow
                  Come what may
                  Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
                  I love ya Tomorrow!
                  You're always
                  A day
                  Away!

                  Screw the Bulls!

                  Go Pacers! Go Area 55! Go Indianapolis Markus!
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                  • Re: Area 55 season thread for 2010-11

                    Even though I'm a member, and even though our attendance is pretty stupid, I gotta say that our small core group is really starting to bring it every night. Watching the game again on TV, it's amazing what 20 people can do to change the Fieldhouse. If we could multiply that by 2 or 3 we would be dangerous.

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                      Yeah, the group is coming together. The past few games I've been at have been loud and crazy, and most importantly, fun. I noticed we were a little quiet at the end, but if the group is like me, it was because everyone was nervous. I was fearing another 4th quarter letdown.

                      I personally have not been holding up my end of the bargain. I've missed far too many games. I got a night shift job right after I got into Area 55. It obviously wasn't my first choice, but in this economy I couldn't say no. I have been trying my best to make it to games but it has been tough with the night job. I apologize, Area 55. Please forgive me.

                      Sorry if this post seems weird, I just wanted Area 55 to know I am trying my best to represent them well! Every time I am at the games, I love it. My schedule is getting more consistent, so hopefully I can make most of the rest of the games!

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                        Originally posted by El Pacero View Post
                        Even though I'm a member, and even though our attendance is pretty stupid, I gotta say that our small core group is really starting to bring it every night. Watching the game again on TV, it's amazing what 20 people can do to change the Fieldhouse. If we could multiply that by 2 or 3 we would be dangerous.
                        I will always gladly help out when I can.

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                          These playoffs are going to be fun.
                          DG for 3

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                            Originally posted by ColeTheMole View Post
                            These playoffs are going to be fun.
                            one game at a time cole but hopefully we make them.

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                              Originally posted by greenway84
                              Anyway we can support Josh by making up some Let Josh Dunk or joshcantdunk.com signs made up and maybe even an extra josh fat heads?
                              How about a "Let Josh play" sign?

                              Yea, I know.... You guys can't but dang it seemed like a good idea.


                              Basketball isn't played with computers, spreadsheets, and simulations. ChicagoJ 4/21/13

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                                AREA 55 NEWS YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!!!

                                Salutations 55ers! Hey, what difference a couple of days can make, eh? First we’re suicidal and now we’re talking playoffs again! Yup, our embattled warriors first derailed the 76ers (on the road, no less!) and in doing so broke a string of 9 straight road losses. Not content with that, they then dispatched the Dirk Nowitzki-less Mavs in summary fashion. In both games, we broke 100. Suddenly, we’re moving the ball, piling up assists, and finding the bottom of the hoop. Paul George and Tyler Hansborough are getting into a flow and Granger and Dunleavy’s shots are coming back.

                                Tonight, however, we’ll be tested. The big, bad Chicago Bulls come to town. Yup. Chicago.

                                So first, let's set the musical tone:

                                http://tinyurl.com/cyfb5w

                                And now apropos of Chicago, I'll present something literary and elevated from that city's poet-laureate, Carl Sandburg. Don't worry. I’ll get more profane and scatological as this Newsletter wears on.

                                Chicago

                                Hog Butcher for the World,
                                Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
                                Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
                                Stormy, husky, brawling,
                                City of the Big Shoulders:

                                They tell me you are wicked and I believe them, for I
                                have seen your painted women under the gas lamps
                                luring the farm boys.

                                And they tell me you are crooked and I answer: Yes, it
                                is true I have seen the gunman kill and go free to
                                kill again.
                                And they tell me you are brutal and my reply is: On the
                                faces of women and children I have seen the marks
                                of wanton hunger.
                                And having answered so I turn once more to those who
                                sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer
                                and say to them:
                                Come and show me another city with lifted head singing
                                so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning.
                                Flinging magnetic curses amid the toil of piling job on
                                job, here is a tall bold slugger set vivid against the
                                little soft cities;

                                Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning
                                as a savage pitted against the wilderness,
                                Bareheaded,
                                Shoveling,
                                Wrecking,
                                Planning,
                                Building, breaking, rebuilding,
                                Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with
                                white teeth,
                                Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young
                                man laughs,
                                Laughing even as an ignorant fighter laughs who has
                                never lost a battle,
                                Bragging and laughing that under his wrist is the pulse.
                                and under his ribs the heart of the people,
                                Laughing!
                                Laughing the stormy, husky, brawling laughter of
                                Youth, half-naked, sweating, proud to be Hog
                                Butcher, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with
                                Railroads and Freight Handler to the Nation.

                                Yeah, Chicago -- and that town's big, mean basketball namesakes, the Bulls --have come to Indy for a visit, once again bent on giving us hicks from Nowheresville our customary drubbing. It sounds bad. The ogres from the North are coming! Quick, Emma, hide the children! Get in the storm shelter! Head for the hills!.

                                Does our rare euphoria really have to come to an end after just two games?

                                Nope! Not necessarily!

                                Our big-shouldered, half-naked, sweaty, hog-slaughtering neighbors to the north do indeed play plenty good in the confines of the friendly United Center. However, their road act leaves a lot to be desired. Wednesday, the lowly Charlotte Bobcats put them away, and in so succumbing, the Bulls suffered their third straight road loss to a team with a record under .500.

                                Yes, at home those wicked, crooked, brutal Bulls have allowed visitors to average only 82.4 points in their current 7-game win strek. But away from those railheads and stockyards, in each of their last 3 road games, our taurine friends have given up an average of 96 points. Wednesday, against Charlotte, their vaunted defense managed to squeeze out just 7 turnovers -- a season low.

                                The Bulls are hurting in other ways too. Their big man, Joakim Noah, can’t play Friday night. He’s recuperating from thumb surgery. Their golden boy, prime scorer and SAT-test imposter, Derrick Rose (more on him below), has been struggling big time. Over the last 7 games, he’s shot only 40%, gone 3 for 25 from 3-point range, and averaged 5 turnovers a night.

                                Friday’s game will be the Pacers’ second encounter with the Bulls this year. In our first matchup, they prevailed 92-73. At that time, the Bulls were healthy but we weren’t. DG, you’ll recall, didn’t play in that game because he had a severely sprained ankle. Without Danny around, Golden Boy Rose garnered 17 points. But it was really the Bulls’ power forward, Carlos Boozer that was our undoing. Boozer had a fabulous night against us -- 22 points, 18 rebounds, 4 assists and a steal. So now the tables are turned. The Bulls come in slumping; we're on a bit of a high. Can you feel the karma?

                                So on Friday night, a lot of important questions will get to be answered. Can DC and Brandon get their points and still keep a lid on Rose? Can DG go for more than 20 and still clamp down on Luol Deng? Can Tyler/JP/McBob/Jeff somehow platoon and keep Carlos Boozer under control?

                                Another important story to watch is Big Roy, who has looked a lot better in the last couple of games and seem to be getting some of his mojo back. In Noah’s absence, can he get something going in the pivot against oldster Kurt Thomas (at 37 the second greyest player in the NBA – Shaq’s the oldest at 40) and make taffy out of Thomas’ backup, Turkish import, clumsy 7-footer, Omer Aşik?

                                There could be a lot of human interest in this game, people. Maybe, just maybe, the Pacers can make it 3 wins in a row. Just maybe we will witness a breakout game and home court statement against our arrogant friends from The City of the Big Shoulders. Let’s be there in force, 55ers, all yellowed up, screaming, and nasty. Chicago doesn’t have a monopoly on bad behavior. There are plenty of people in Area 55 that can play that game too.

                                PTO Doings! The Pacers Tailgating Organization was environmentally challenged on the evening of the San Antonio game. Downy flakes of snow were filtering down, a bone-chilling wind was blowing, and the locale was reminiscent of a scene out of Dr. Zhivago. Only a hardy core of regular participants were on hand to watch ace log-splitter, Indianapolis Markus, put his shoulder to the task. Markus manfully diced up firewood used to fuel the fire-pit that PTO Prez, Aaron Coleman, presciently brought with him (in a rare but welcome show of Presidential foresight and judgment). Brats were dispensed with, mostly because it was just too damned cold to even think about setting up a grill to cook them. Instead, the usual crew of oddballs basically showed up late, danced around the fire-pit a while, and then left early, opting to warm tingling fingers and toes in Conseco's central heating rather than deal with the specter of frostbite amidst the snowy drifts of the Anthem lot.

                                Still, for all the cold and discomfort, the Wednesday PTO was kinda interesting. Kielbeze was the first arrival for a change and he added some sartorial class to the event, showing up wearing a spiffy Pacer necktie – previously unseen. Someday Kielbeze will purchase a shirt with a collar to wear with his cravat. Then he'll really look good! Beze's better half, his lovely wife Ashley, was there too, teeth chattering like telegraph keys, all huddled up in her home-made Pacer blankie. Indy Markus (possibly still drunk from the last PTO) was there too. He came skipping in with pockets full of teensy bottles of airplane booze, which he generously doled out to those over 21 wanting fueling. (I opted out, as teensy-weensy vodka bottles have never done much for my stomach when the latter is already full of frozen beer. PTO iron-man Red Foster – possessed of a digestive tract less sensitive than mine-- was not so particular. (Red - whose real name is Zach Brown -- is a loyal 55er who has taken it upon himself to focus Area 55 ire on those Conseco denizens traitorous enough to come to games wearing opposition jerseys. Soft-spoken and polite outside of Section 101, he's totally different at game-time. Then he morphs, Bruce Banner-like, into an avenging, finger-pointing combination of puritanically sergeant-at-arms and paranoid schizophrenic).

                                By the way, those of you who have not seen what a visit to a PTO session can do to an otherwise normal human being should probably view the following videotape of Indianapolis Markus. Warning! Not pretty!

                                http://tinyurl.com/5wzuprn

                                The default locale for the pre-Chicago PTO Friday will be, as usual, at the Anthem parking lot just south of the Delaware entrance to Conseco. Stop by! It’s fun! It’s frivolous! It’s Fellini-esque!. Dress warmly, expect anything, and don’t get too close to Markus.

                                OK, Who Stole Pacero’s Drum? A little known fact, but true, is that immediately after El Pacero’s gold-flaked, snare drum disappeared from its Conseco storage area, our Pacers went into an abysmal slump – something that Area 55's heroics and all kinds of lineup tinkering by Coach Obie have now only partially overcome. So what happened to this hallowed instrument and why is Area 55 masked percussionist so irate?

                                Well, the blame seems to rest squarely on the suits from PS&E. See, El Pacero naively entrusted his tom-tom to PS&E for safe storage after a home game. Now the sucker is gone!

                                The suits assured him that it was to be stored in a steel vault secured with a locking device whose combination was known only to Larry Bird. Yet somehow, some way, despite promises of a 24-hour armed guard and a clandestine storage location, El Pacero’s noble drum -- the device used to cue virtually all of Area 55’s chants – has inexplicably vanished! Larceny is suspected. At any rate, Pacero’s repeated demands for its redelivery have been met with only mumbling and mealy-mouthed stonewalling by PS&E.

                                Consequently, a restive Pacero has opted to consult with yours truly. Suffice it to say firm legal action is now being contemplated. As soon as Pacero and I finish ironing out the details of my contingency contract, PS&E could be looking at a multi-count, civil lawsuit sounding minimally in negligence, breach of actual and implied contract, promissory estoppel, breach of duty on a gratuitous bailment, and intentional infliction of emotional harm. Rest assured Pacero's rights to his lost drum will be vindicated! Actual damages will be demanded, as well as consequentials and heavy punitives.

                                To quote from some of the witness statements (Yes, PS&E, I’m gathering witness statements!)

                                “Area 55 just hasn’t been the same since they lost Pacero’s drum! We’re rudderless, our chants lack emphasis, it’s affected our creativity!” (Chris "Pacers Chants" Goff-Statement, Page 1)

                                “Let’s sue the snot out of ‘em!” (Tony "Duke Dynamite" Laurenzana-Statement, Page 5)

                                And this, from Indianapolis Markus:

                                “ I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win!”

                                Want to be part of the upcoming class-action? If you feel you’ve been detrimentally impacted by the missing sonority in Area 55, please dial 1-800- LAWSUIT. And do it today! Telephone operators are standing by!

                                What’s a Dunk Contest without White Thunder? Hey, 55ers! Did you see this? http://tinyurl.com/4fepu53

                                Or this? http://tinyurl.com/482qoyv

                                Or this? http://tinyurl.com/4ncj2v5

                                So shouldn’t Josh McRoberts be in the NBA dunk contest? Hell yes he should be in the NBA Dunk Contest! And that’s exactly what my friend, fellow 55er, Rob Greenway, thinks too. He's mounting a campaign to get Josh to the Dunks. Greenway also sent me this video. See, some white men can too jump!

                                http://tinyurl.com/4w56rqs

                                AND NOW SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT CHICAGO!

                                “A Rose By Any Other Name Should Smell as Sweet!” As careful readers of this Newsletter already know, the NBA is a limitless font of weirdness, a medley of extemporanea, replete with fascinating oddities and factoids certain to pique the interest of even the most jaded of sports enthusiasts. As usual, I share a few of these with you today. Our first topic is Derrick Rose, Chicago’s Mr. Everything. And what a fruitful topic he is!

                                Did you know that Mr. Everything’s self-christened nickname is “Poohdini”. Odd huh? What does it mean? How did this happen?

                                Well, according to Derrick, it came from his Grandma. On observing him when he was just a cute little cherub, she noticed that he liked sweets, had sort of yellowish skin, and a slightly chubby appearance. Others might have thought he was diseased, malnourished, or jaundiced. Not Grandma Rose. To her, little Derrick only brought to mind “Winnie-the-Pooh!.” Sticking with that thought, she took to calling the precious little devil “Pooh”

                                All-Everything liked this nickname. He liked it so much that he tattooed a variation of it on his left bicep. His choice of embellishment actually depicts a wizard holding a staff in one hand and a basketball in the other. And over this winsome image is emblazoned, in ornate, cursive script, the word “Poohdini.” Ah, the artistry!

                                Just what a wizard holding simultaneously brandishing a wand and a b-ball has to do with cuddly Pooh-Bear is beyond me. And what’s this “Poohdini” stuff?

                                Let’s take a closer peek and try to figure it all out:

                                http://tinyurl.com/6j2bmfl

                                Still baffled? In his expository video, a seemingly drugged Derrick (I think he popped a couple of Ambians before his photo session) methodically inventories all 9 of his tattoos. He explains his “Poohdini” one as well. View his vid and be enlightened!

                                http://tinyurl.com/6l3ojvo

                                Yup. “Poohdini,” per Derrick’s explanation, is a creative cross, of his own invention, between “Pooh” (Grandma’s doting nickname for little Mr. Everything) and Harry Houdini (the famous, long-deceased escape artist and magician). No wonder Derrick had to get someone else to take his SATs.

                                There are other theories about “Poohdini”, however, and I now share some of these with you:

                                I have heard a tantalizingly similar expression -- “Poodini” – before. I heard it at a PTO meeting, actually. The term emanated from the mouth of none other than Bedford 55er and PTO regular, Duke Dynamite. The context for the expression involved the Duke rooting around in the pine trees at the back end of the Anthem parking lot. When I inquired of him exactly what his expletive “Poodini”meant, he referred me to the Internet’s “Urban Dictionary,” which defined it thusly:

                                “A ‘Poodini’ occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the nether reaches of the porcelain bowl - leaving no trace. Furthermore, you check your wipe and to your amazement you find that the paper remains clean. Almost convinced that nothing has actually happened and that you simply imagined dropping your poo...you then exclaim aloud 'Poodini!'”

                                Don’t believe me? Hey, that’s the sanitized definition.

                                I have a suggestion for Derrick: Next time, before permanently inking up your body, consult the “Urban Dictionary” and thoroughly check the nuances of your subject matter.

                                You can learn more than you probably want to know about “Poodinis” here, but if you’re a church-goer or squeamish I really don’t recommend it:

                                http://tinyurl.com/6gy5lmp


                                Meet Benny the Bull – Criminal Mascot! For more than 40 years, Benny the Bull has been entertaining Chicago Bulls fans, first at Chicago Stadium (1969–1994), and then at the United Center (1994–present). Over the years he has become almost as popular as some of the franchise's most notable figures, such as players Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, and head coach Phil “Zen Master” Jackson. Indeed, Benny is one of the longest-tenured mascots in the NBA and in all of professional sports. He may also be the only one with a criminal record.

                                Here’s a quick pic of Benny: http://tinyurl.com/4nct4ss

                                On July 2, 2006, Benny's human portrayer, Barry Anderson, was arrested by an off-duty police officer while performing at the "Taste of Chicago" food festival. Dressed in his Benny the Bull costume, Anderson drove a miniature motorcycle through the festival, although he did not have a permit to do so. When the officer, who was providing security at the event, identified himself as a policeman and called on Anderson to stop, Anderson fled. The officer pursued on foot, and when he caught up with Anderson, Anderson allegedly attempted to punch him in the face, breaking the officer's watch and knocking off his glasses. Anderson subsequently claimed that the actions were performed while he was in "character", and that he did not really intend to cause injury to the officer. He was nevertheless arrested and charged with battery and illegally driving within the parkway. After Anderson was arrested and charged, his costume was returned to the United Center. The charges were later dropped after Anderson agreed to pay the cost of fixing the officer's glasses.

                                This wasn’t the first time Chicago’s mascot turned lawbreaker.

                                In 2004, Chester Brewer who was playing the part of Benny’s predecessor, "Da Bull," at the time, was arrested for selling marijuana from the trunk of his car near the infamous Cabrini-Green housing project. Thankfully for the kiddies, Brewer was not dressed in his bull get-up at the time.


                                Oh no! It’s “Veal” Scalabrine! He is Brian Scalabrine. He is The Scalster, Ex-Scal-I-Bur, Scally, Big Scal, Legend, Veal, BS. The man himself is a god among basketball players and he must be worshipped. Even we, diehard Pacers fans that we are, must give in to the greatness that is Scalabrine! We probably won’t see much of him. Veal ordinarily only plays when the Bulls are up 19 or so. I therefore sort of don’t want to see him Friday night.

                                Yet, in all honesty, part of me still does.

                                So who is Brian Scalabrine?

                                He’s a 6’9” redheaded, strange looking 9 year NBA vet. He used to play for the Nets and the Celtics. Now he plays (well, rides the pines mostly) for the Bulls.

                                Why my love for BS?

                                Well, an unlikely New Jersey legend was born during the 2001-02 season, when Scalabrine was a rookie with the New Jersey Nets. Mike O'Koren, then a Nets assistant, was having dinner at an Italian restaurant and ordered veal scallopine. Starting the next day at practice, after O'Koren's light-bulb moment, the first-year forward from the University of Southern California would thereafter be known as “Veal Scalabrine.”

                                "The players started out calling me 'Veal Chop,' because when I first started I kind of played reckless -- and fouled people with a chop," Scalabrine said. "I'm not Veal Chop anymore. I'm just Veal."

                                He's now even more popular with folks who can claim to be regular visitors to the United Center in Chicago. The Bulls picked him up last year after the Celtics opted not to resign him for the 2010-11 season. Now, at the UC, it's not uncommon to hear a SCAL-UH-BREE-KNEE chant if the Bulls are up big and the hefty redhead isn't in the game.

                                "It could have been a lot worse," Scalabrine said. "They could have been booing me."

                                Why do I have all this love for Brian Scalabrine? View a compendium of this b-ball playing anti-hero in action and find out!

                                http://tinyurl.com/yg6zmgu

                                http://tinyurl.com/5w6k77j

                                http://tinyurl.com/458fmtd

                                http://tinyurl.com/4h4yw7v

                                http://tinyurl.com/4je3xvp

                                Alas, fellow funsters. It is now late and I must be off to the land of Nod. But I'll tell you this: I’m doing a ritual gargle and saying a prayer for my Pacers before I doze off.

                                Y'see, I sooooooooooooooooo very much want to beat the Bulls! Please, Lord, let this happen for me!

                                Area 55ers! Gear up and be strong Friday night!. Remember too that Friday is a yellow-out. So dude up. Paint up. Scream like banshees and raise hell!

                                Let’s help our warriors give the big, bad Toros from Chicago something really profound to remember us by.

                                Go Pacers! Go Area 55!

                                Joe Murphy – Indy Hoya
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