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    Default Punchlines without jokes

    Make up a punchline or just post one from a joke you like, but don't give away the joke.

    Like so:

    And the nun said, "I've seen bigger."

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    She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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    Those aren't my arms, they're cucumbers!

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    That's what she said!
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    I have the feeling this is a thread where it's best I remind all in advance that content here is not meant to be "looser" than it is on the main Pacers board with regards to "adult content".

    Thanks.

    Anyway.....

    'And whatever God wants, he keeps!'

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    and then Hicks says "You're banned!"

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    "This one's eating my popcorn."
    And I won't be here to see the day
    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
    In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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    "He only took tips!"

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    And the moral of the story is: always look both ways before crossing the street.

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    ....and she stepped on the ball.

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    A couple of favorites...

    So the bartender gave her one!

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    Yarr, it be driving me nuts!
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    Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

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    "And then he took out his lunch, and I took out mine."




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    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
    In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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    "....So you've got something to look at when you're talking to them!"

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    Moo Moo Buckaroo.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Brown Chick and Brown Cow

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    "Pepper."

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    "Dunno. They down't spake English!"





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    And I won't be here to see the day
    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
    In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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    "Dave Coulier."

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    "And god says, you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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    Interrupting Cow... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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    "So I bit him!"
    And I won't be here to see the day
    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
    In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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    "It's running down my leg."

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    "I don't get any of these!"

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    That's great! Give me $5 worth!

    (kudos to anyone who knows this joke...it's pretty obscure)

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