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    Default The Official Good-Karma Thread III: Pacers vs. Knicks

    Tonight, Isiah Thomas gets revenge on Larry Bird.

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    "I'm not arguing; I'm explaining why I'm right."

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread III: Pacers vs. Knicks

    Reggie Miller will think he is playing the Clippers instead of the Knicks and not show up.

    Jermaine will decide he would rather be a Knick and start dunking on their end and blocking our own players shots. But his D will be so good that Rick will leave him in anyway.

    Ron will track down the new HD camera he paid for and steal it landing him in jail.

    Al will prove that he is unhappy with being on the bench by going into the game with the starters even though he is not a starter. The reffs throw him out for being on the floor with 5 other Pacers and give the Knicks 30 tech shots because of the incident.

    Antonio will foul Larry Johnson who will then dribble the ball take two steps and shoot the ball several minutes after the reff calls is a foul launching a three that goes in because no one was guarding him due to the foul having been called 5 minutes earlier and it will be counted.

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    Spike Lee will expose his bare breasts in a rare halftime performance, permanently blinding Reggie Miller with his gleaming nipple ornaments.

    Then, in the second half, IT and Bird show up at the stadium in their old Pistons and Lakers uniforms, subbing themselves into the game. Isiah steals a weak Larry Bird pass and drills the game-winning 3 as time expires.

    Knicks 422
    Pacers 421

    ....or something like that :P

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    JO comes back, only to break his neck completely.

    Al comes out of the wrong lockerroom wearing the wrong uniform, and says "So what? It's February. Why wait until the 19th?"

    Reggie Miller will hit a 3 in Spikes face, turn to yell at him, only to have a handgun staring him in the face. The next shot made was from Spike's finger.

    Jamaal Tinsley gets emotional over seeing "Daddy Zeke'" again, and has a moment of regression: He get teary eyed, and runs over to Isiah sobbing, pleading him to give him some chicken fingers because mean Uncle Carlisle won't let him have any.

    A camera will grab Artest by the neck and slam him hard into a table, breaking him into pieces.

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread III: Pacers vs. Knicks

    He get teary eyed, and runs over to Isiah sobbing, pleading him to give him some chicken fingers because mean Uncle Carlisle won't let him have any.

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread III: Pacers vs. Knicks

    "I'm not arguing; I'm explaining why I'm right."

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    Starbury, snubbed for the All-Star game by the coaches, pulls Artest's pants down during the team introductions. He sings an apology at half-time as a prelude to Spike Lee's northern exposure.

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread III: Pacers vs. Knicks

    He get teary eyed, and runs over to Isiah sobbing, pleading him to give him some chicken fingers because mean Uncle Carlisle won't let him have any.
    I think that's going to be my new signature.
    "It's just unfortunate that we've been penalized so much this year and nothing has happened to the Pistons, the Palace or the city of Detroit," he said. "It's almost like it's always our fault. The league knows it. They should be ashamed of themselves to let the security be as lax as it is around here."

    ----------------- Reggie Miller

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