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    Hate to be a copycat, but I thought I would give it a shot. It's random! I had it in the other thread but didn't want to hijack it!

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through gym
    Not a ball was bouncing, not even off the rim

    The rafters were empty, full of nothing but air
    they've been empty all season, Pacer fans just don't care

    Pacer players were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of being healthy dance in their head

    Larry Bird's in his office, getting ready to snap
    "What else can I do, this team plays crap"

    Danny Granger's out 4 weeks, as Bird and Morway chatter
    Travis Diener's out too, but that doesn't matter

    Trying to think of ideas, while the team's strapped for cash
    Maybe Mike, Jeff, Troy and Josh, will grow back their stache

    The rookies are benched, with no room to grow
    We've got to find more minutes, for Price and Hansbrough

    Tj Ford to the bench, would make the fans cheer
    Brandon Rush just looks lost, like adding headlights with a deer

    Murphy's playing 35 plus minutes, defense not a lick
    Trailing for a missed 3, this is making fans sick

    Very faint in the crowd, they're chanting a name
    Hey Jim O'Brien, put Josh McBob in the game

    Instead Solo and Foster, Jim's gameplan needs fixing
    Why does his playbook, say the other team's blitzing?

    Bird looks at the draft board, how far must we fall
    If there's a player we need, it must be John Wall

    Dunleavy is back, maybe he is our guy
    His limited minutes are ignored, and we're wondering why

    While watching a game from his seat, Bird's impatience grew
    Another double digit lead, the Pacers just blew

    Dahntay's in for Mike, to pick up defensive slack
    Foster's heading to locker room, it must be his back

    Hibbert's in foul trouble, Head's called for the carry
    Ford and Watson on the floor together, this is gonna be scary

    The Pacers down 1 now, O'brien grits his teeth
    Iso for Tj he calls, that's how we beat the Heat

    Everyone know what's coming, please not that play Jim!
    As the 15 foot fadeway, calmly clanks off the rim

    Coaching staff looks around, hoping refs blew a whistle
    While the fans leave the fieldhouse, like the down of thistle

    But I heard Bird exclaim, ere he walked out of sight
    Stick to the 3 year plan, we can't be fixed overnight

    Merry Christmas folks, hope you and yours are having a great holiday
    Last edited by pwee31; 12-25-2009 at 05:32 PM.

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    OK - I'll give it a try.

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And the Pacers still sucked.
    The fans stopped attending
    Said they were tired of getting ........

    You know, I probably shouldn't.

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    Excellent work pwee.
    The NBA ... it's fannnnnnnnn-tastic! I LOVE this game!

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    That made my day.

    "I keep wondering the same thing. Last week they had the 4th worst record in the league, had an 11.9 percent chance of winning the lottery and were in line to land a franchise type player like Derrick Favors or DeMarcus Cousins. This week? They have a 1.7 percent chance of winning the lottery, have the 8th worst record and are in line to draft Cole Aldrich or Greg Monroe. Way to go Jim O'Brien. Rest Danny Granger the rest of the season (if it isn't too late) and give Josh McRoberts lots of minutes. That ought to do it." - Chad Ford on winning meaningless games

    Way to go Jim, you may have just put our franchise back another 4+ years.

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    Default Re: pwee31's Pacer twas the night before Xmas

    thats pretty cool
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