Dear God, I know I haven't been going to church for awhile now. I know after you saved me from that STD I said I would start going from now on, but then football season came and I believe that Peyton needed me, every sunday, even during the BYE.
But this time is different. I realize .06% is very bleak, but miracles can happen right? I figured that praying might be a good idea this time. You came thru for me before. You made my blind date turn out hot, you made that cop not ask what was in the bag, you made the UFC finally give Lyoto Machida a title fight. So I'm back, once again, asking you for one more favor.
God, can you please somehow, with all your power, and magic, and wizard like powers, awesome beard, and robe, make the Pacers win the draft lottery? If you do, I promise I'll start going to church again, and I'll even stop stealing cable. Please lord, please god, please please please, not only do I ask for myself, but other Pacers fans.
PS- Can you talk Zach Braff into coming back for another season of Scrubs? I didn't feel that the ending really meant much, I mean, there are unanswered questions and I'm just not ready for it to end.