You laugh at my jokes and casually hang out like there's nobody else you'd rather talk to. You wear tank tops and flip flops. You're sweet but can still hang with the guys.
You're so hot, if I told you that you are hot, you'd think I was sexist.
You're so hot you make me sexist.
You are proof positive of a higher power.
AND you surf better than me.
Here's to you.