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    THE CLUB RIO BOARD. A MAZE OF THREADS
    AGAINST THE DIGEST.


    NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
    I don't want to be a product of my
    thread. I want my thread
    to be a product...of me.


    ---------------------------------------


    NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
    Years ago, we had the The Stack Jack Alliance. That
    was only a way of saying we had
    each other. The Random Thinkers
    were head-cases. They took over
    their piece of the board.




    2007, We won't be here long. This isn't
    where Newman ends up. It's where he began.


    NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
    Twenty pages after a Counter
    couldn't get a number, we had the
    Thread of the Year noms. That's what the Dienermobile
    doesn't realize. If I got one thing
    against the waterboy fans it's this.
    No one posts it for you. You have to
    submit it.


    ----------------------------------------

    NEWMAN8R comes in into NBA Random Thoughts 2008-2009, it fronts a Counter operation.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R

    Don't make me have to post in
    here again.

    MCKEYFAN
    Won't happen again, Mr. N.

    The frightened poster hands over numbers. Fifty numbies, a
    hundred, doesn't matter.


    YOUNG NEWMAN8R (CONT'D)

    You Ma Redd's kid?

    JAY REDD nods.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R (CONT'D)
    You live in NY?

    JAY REDD nods.

    YOUNG JAY REDD
    Yeah.


    NEWMAN8R
    Get him three pallies. And
    a couple of centavos.
    And some snatchtacular tacocats.


    NEWMAN8R (CONT'D)
    Do you like downloaded movies?

    Jay Redd nods. He adds a couple of movies.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R

    Do you post what movie you last watched?

    YOUNG JAY REDD nods, holding the big bag of loot.

    JAY REDD
    Yes.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R
    That's good. I post what movie I last watched.


    YOUNG NEWMAN8R (CONT'D)
    You ever want to earn a little
    extra numbers, you come by the Counting Thread.
    You know where I am in the CT .

    JAY REDD nods: everybody does.

    YOUNG JAY REDD
    Thank you.

    He pushes out with the stuff.

    The MCKEYFAN can't do **** about it.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R watches YOUNG JAY REDD leave.


    ------------------------------------------------------------

    NEWMAN8R is talking informally (we realize that this is a
    continuation of the philosophical talk, the shadowy pacing).
    YOUNG KIDS. Useful young men. YOUNG JAY REDD, years older,
    is among them.


    YOUNG NEWMAN8R
    The Mods want you in your place.
    What sort of poster wants to be kept
    in his place? Do this don't post
    that, click, edit, click,
    edit...I mean if you go for that
    sort of thing...

    I don't know what to do for you. A
    counter makes his own posts. No one gives
    it to you. You have to submit it.

    --------------------------------------------------------------



    YOUNG NEWMAN8R walking, talking...Not continuous with the
    above. We see that only YOUNG JAY REDD is present.


    YOUNG NEWMAN8R
    You decide to be something, you can
    be it. That's what they don't tell
    you, the Mods.

    When I was younger, they would
    say, we become unignorers or counters.
    Today, what I'm saying to you is
    this: When you are posting random gibberish...

    very close on NEWMAN8R, holding Jay Redd's shoulder.

    YOUNG NEWMAN8R (CONT'D)

    What's the difference?
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    snatchtacular

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    keep it coming

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    Post & thread of the year? Well...next to the Counting thread of course?

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    sweabs, Woode, Putty are musts if this finds the screen. Just look at the top 10 in posts. Them are important people....well except Shade.

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    Post and Thread of 2009 FOR SURE. I want MORE MORE MORE. How Do I Like It How Do I Like It. MORE MORE MORE.

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    The Counting Thread movie seems to be missing one key element...

    COUNTING!

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    Sorry about the delay guys and/or gals, more to come shortly...



















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    Aside from the part where Newman touches my shoulder, good stuff.

    Is Canadian contagious? I'm showering regardless.
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    Aside from the part where Newman touches my shoulder, good stuff.

    Is Canadian contagious? I'm showering regardless.
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    Your mother is contagious.

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    This is quickly turning into TCT2.

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    WE can't waste our counting skills here. Just a little number here and there.

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    Shut up
    Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.

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    That is all.

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    17 No You Shut up

    WHY DON'T YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP

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    Why don't you make me?

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    eleventy-billion

    no rules in tct2

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    MONTAGE AND BACKSTORY OF BOTH JAYREDD AND DR.BADD TRAINING AS UNIGNORERS...AND INTRODUCES BELLISMO and INDY


    -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    EXT. A THREAD IN THE FEEDBACK FORUM . DAY




    ANTHEM
    Congratulations on passing the
    unignorer exam, and welcome to the
    Unignorist Masterminds.

    NATSTON
    Whoop-di ****in' do.

    ANTHEM
    We won't be working directly
    together, you'll be working for
    Gyron, but I like to see
    everybody.

    You're a fine poster, you'll get read a lot.


    NATSTON
    Like Peck's Odd Thoughts...

    JAY REDD
    Thank you.

    NATSTON
    My pleasure.

    JAY REDD
    (to Anthem)
    Thank you, sir.


    INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE WAITING ROOM. DAY

    As JAY REDD leaves , he barely glances--and does not actually see--the
    DR. BADD sitting off to one side.


    ANTHEM'S SECRETARY

    Congratulations.

    JAY REDD
    Thanks, hon.


    ANTHEM'S SECRETARY

    You can go in there now.


    INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. MOMENTS LATER



    ANTHEM
    You can sit.

    DR. BADD does.


    ANTHEM
    So.

    Do you know what we do here? My
    Thread?


    DR. BADD
    Sir, yes, sir, I have an idea...

    NATSTON
    Whoa, let's say you have no idea
    and leave it there. No idea. Zip,
    none. If you had an idea about what
    we do we would not be good at what
    we do. We would be herbs. Are you
    calling us herbs?


    ANTHEM

    Natston has a posting style
    of his own. I'm afraid we all have
    to deal with it.



    NATSTON
    I got a question. How ****ed up are
    you?

    INT. IGNORE THIS THREAD. DAY

    BELLISMO
    What you got?

    "NUMBER FOUR". In a year,
    you're Number Four.

    JAY REDD
    ITT. What a thread.

    BELLISMO
    Perfect.


    JAY REDD
    I don't mind going it alone. If you
    could go it alone you might get
    somewhere yourself.

    BELLISMO
    We're unignorers. This isn't "somewhere".

    JAY REDD
    I know you're a good poster. I might be
    able to do something for you. You
    got any good avatars at home or you like
    coming to work looking like you're
    in like like with Megan Fox.

    INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. DAY



    DR. BADD
    What's this got to do with me?

    NATSTON
    Why are you pretending to be a unignorer?

    INT. IGNORER CONFERENCE ROOM. CONTINUOUS

    GYRON
    This thread is new, and you are the
    newest members of it. You have been
    selected for it on the basis of
    ignorance and repetitive posting.

    This is an elite thread. Our job is
    to belittle--or at least marginally
    annoy--

    --counting on this board by
    our own efforts and by enhanced
    cooperation with the Mods,
    represented here by ChicagoJ

    and we will do it. And by counting on this board...
    you know who
    we mean.

    SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS come up. NEWMAN8R in sunglasses standing
    in front of the Counting Thread. NEWMAN8R standing with KAUFMAN.


    GYRON (CONT'D)
    That's Kaufman...that's an
    old picture. Hoff met his demise.

    SCREENSHOT OF KAUFMAN'S ACCOUNT BEING LOGGED OUT

    GYRON (CONT'D)
    Last known photograph.


    GYRON (CONT'D)
    Newman uses three key guys.
    There's Shade...off the board
    psycho...lives with
    Pig Nash...
    There's Heywoode, and
    here's Sweabs.... But
    of course the rock star is...

    A picture of NEWMAN8R comes up.

    GYRON (CONT'D)
    We've submitted a briefing post. Read
    up.


    GYRON (CONT'D)
    I want to have any and all posts,
    so I can pass them off as my own.

    Do your jobs and you will rise
    fast. You're in the best position
    (twss). Let's go to
    work.


    INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. DAY

    NATSTON still working Dr. Badd.





    DR. BADD
    You a psychiatrist?

    NATSTON
    If I was I'd ask you why you're a
    Unginorer making thirty posts a year.
    And I think if I were Jose
    ****ing Slaughter himself I wouldn't
    get an answer. So tell me, what's a
    lace curtain like you
    doing in the Unignorer Masterminds?

    DR. BADD
    Well. Posters are always rising or
    falling in PD. Am I right?

    ANTHEM
    Who said that?

    DR. BADD
    Major Cold

    NATSTON
    What's the matter, smartass? You
    don't know any ****in' Pizza Guy?

    ANTHEM
    We have a question. You want to be
    a unignorer, or do you want to appear to
    be a unignorer. It's an honest question.
    Lot of guys want to appear to be
    unignorer. Movie Ripoffs. Song Parodies. Pretend they're
    funny guys...

    NATSTON
    A lot of em just want to slam a
    poster's keyboard through a monitor.


    DR. BADD
    I'm all set without your personal
    job application.

    NATSTON
    What the **** did you say to me,
    trainee?

    DR. BADD
    Sir, with all due respect, sir,
    what is it you want from me?

    NATSTON
    Hey *******, he can't help you. I
    know what you are, and what you
    aren't. I'm the best friend you
    ever had on the face of the digest.
    I'm gonna help you understand
    something: You're no ****in' unignorer.

    ANTHEM
    He's right.

    We deal in deceptions here. But
    what we don't deal with is self-
    deception. In five years, you might
    be anything else in the world, but
    you won't be a Unignorist Mastermind.

    DR. BADD
    You sure of that?

    ANTHEM
    I'm sure of that.

    NATSTON
    Guaranteed.

    ANTHEM

    You don't have many PD friends.


    DR. BADD

    I don't have any PD friends.

    ANTHEM

    By the way, this isn't work
    for peanuts. There's smilies behind
    this operation. You won't be paid
    as a unignorer, but there is a bonus
    involved. Quote free.

    We can't conceal that you've been a
    trainee. You'll be convicted of a
    infraction. We're thinking that a guilty
    plea to posting a wrong number
    makes sense.

    NATSTON
    Given your nature.

    ANTHEM
    You'll suffer enough embarassment to
    convince anyone that it's no set-
    up. You'll be made fun of, The
    whole nine yards.

    NATSTON
    I need you, pal. You've already
    pretended to be an Enumerator from
    Club Rio.

    DR. BADD
    Every weekend...

    NATSTON
    Perfect.

    ANTHEM
    Do it again. For me.

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    I don't think I was actually introduced.

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    I don't think I was actually introduced.
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