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    Default Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

    This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

    According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

    The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_154597.html
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    Default Re: Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

    this guy is a moron
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    Default Re: Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

    Every guy is a moron when he's that drunk.

    Certainly doesn't make me think any less of him as a human being. Alcohol does that to people.

    That said, he needs a severe punishment for driving dunk. That's the most reckless thing you can do.

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    Would have been way funnier though if you replaced "blow job" with the word "doughnut."

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    Default Re: Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

    The man is at times an idiot when he's sober. Just immagine what a he is when he's drunk.

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    Default Re: Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

    There's already a thread on this.

    http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-...ad.php?t=43513

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