About an hour ago I slammed my bare toes (left foot) into a wooden tray. Now the middle toe is black from the toenail back to the joint nearest, and there is a purple line running diagonally across the joint closest the body of the foot.
This is the third time in a week and a half this has happened. The first time it was the right foor with the big toe injured the 2nd time the left (again the big toe, but not so bad) and now this and this is the worst. We have a 15 yr old black lab whose hind legs don't do well when standing still. So the wife, in her infinite wisdom put down a wooden tray to elevate the food bowl and help the dog. Unfortunately, wherever she moves it seems to be the wrong spot for me that day.
Geezerette heard words today she didn't know old people knew.