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    Remember the geeky looking guy with the super-happy wife who is thrilled with his "natural male enhancement" results?



    Well, Enzyte doesn't work and he (the owner of the company) is going to jail for fraud (25 years!) and ordered to fork over in excess of 550 million dollars.

    http://www.avn.com/law/articles/32031.html

    What's funny is the company's refund policy:

    Warshak required customers to provide notarized documents from a doctor proving that they had small genitals in order to get a refund, according to an article on the Consumerist.com Website. If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to "make it as difficult as possible" for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

    "He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis," Teegarden said.
    poor Bob!

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    Default Re: Smiling Bob headed to the slammer for annoying ads

    Does that mean JayRedd will get his refund?

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    Default Re: Smiling Bob headed to the slammer for annoying ads

    $550,000,000?

    There are a lot of insecure men out there...

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    looks like he'll be getting a bit of well-earned respect around the cell block
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    looks like he'll be getting a bit of well-earned respect around the cell block
    He better hope that the other inmates have not found a competing product that does work.

    (ouch.)
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    He better hope that the other inmates have not found a competing product that does work.

    (ouch.)
    I dont think he will be smiling any more

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    This thread is full of win.
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    Does anyone know a good notary?

    Please advise.
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    Default Re: Smiling Bob headed to the slammer for annoying ads

    Actually it looks like the product works very well..... Bob just got ****ed!

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    Default Re: Smiling Bob headed to the slammer for annoying ads

    Is Warshak actually Smiling Bob? Just kinda of funny if that is actually him going to prison.

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    Does anyone know a good notary?

    Please advise.


    thanks!

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