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    I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women. Here are some of my favorites feel free to add.
    1. I heard you have taken more meat to the grill than George Foreman.
    2. I heard you have caught more balls than Johnny Bench.
    3. Maury Povich called, I am not the father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
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    I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women. Here are some of my favorites feel free to add.
    1. I heard you have taken more meat to the grill than George Foreman.
    2. I heard you have caught more balls than Johnny Bench.
    3. Maury Povich called, I am not the father.
    How about that?

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    Default Re: Hillarious LINES

    Can we change the title of this thread to Misogynistic lines?

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    A pickup line thread exists somewhere on PD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
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    I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women.
    Well.
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