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    A thread in Pacers Digest...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)

    "Pacers Digest, ****. I'm still only in the Pacers forum. Every time I think I'm going to
    wake up back in the Feedback forum. When I logged on after my first tour,
    it was worse. I'd click the links and there'd be nothing...
    I hardly posted a word to my significant other until I said yes to 'it's complicated' on facebook.
    When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I
    could think of was getting back into the board.
    I've been here a week now. Waiting for a new thread, getting
    softer. Every minute I stay in this parent board, I get weaker. And every minute
    the counters count in the 'Counting Thread' they get stronger.
    Each time I lurk around the avatars move in a little tighter.

    Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a thread, and for my sigs
    they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. "



    Two mods click on the Pacers related thread...

    SHADE
    "Doctor Badd? Are you in there ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Yeah."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "It was a real choice thread, and when it was
    over, I'd never want another."


    DR. BADD
    "Whaddya want?"

    SHADE
    "Are you all right Doctor?"

    DR. BADD
    "How does it look like?"

    SHADE
    "Doctor Badd of the Secular Monks?"

    DR. BADD
    "Hey buddy, are you gonna lock that thread?"

    SHADE
    "We have orders to escort you to Club Rio."

    DR. BADD
    "What is the feedback on me?"

    SHADE
    "Sir ?"

    DR. BADD
    "What did I post?"

    SHADE
    "There's no feedback, Doctor. You have orders to report
    to the other Moderators in Club Rio."

    DR. BADD
    "Club Rio?"

    SHADE
    "That's right. Come on doctor, you still have a
    few hours to post what songs you just listened to.Doc?
    kerosene, give me a hand...
    Come on doctor, let's post that song 'Nine in the Afternoon' you just listened to. We're gonna tell someone that it sucks, in we go ..."


    In Club Rio...


    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "I was going to the worst place in the board, and I didn't even know
    it yet. Threads away and hundreds of pages up a message board that snaked
    through Able's towers like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into
    Anthem. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of
    Anthem's memory, any more than being back in PD was an accident.
    There is no way to tell his story without telling my own.
    And if his story is really a confession, then so is mine."


    In the briefing thread...

    MAL JOKER COX
    "Come on in.. At ease. Want a name change?"

    DR. BADD
    "No, thank you sir."

    MAL
    "Doctor, have you ever seen this gentleman before ? Met the
    Uncle or myself ?"

    DR. BADD
    "No, sir. Not personally."

    MAL
    "You have posted a lot on your own, haven't you ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Yes, sir. I have."

    MAL
    "Your posts include intelligence, counter-intelligence,
    with humor."

    DR. BADD
    "I'm not presently disposed to discuss these posts, sir."

    MAL
    "Did you not work for the MagicRat?"

    DR. BADD
    "No, sir."

    MAL
    "Did you not remove your Stingray Billboard Avatar? Doctor?"

    DR. BADD
    "Sir, I am unaware of any such post or avatar - nor would
    I be disposed to discuss such an avatar if it did in
    fact exist, sir."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "I thought we'd have a glimpse of a movie while we type.
    I hope you brought your speakers with you.
    You have a bad hand there, are you wounded ?"

    DR. BADD
    "A little tetris accident in the arcade, sir."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "Tetris in the arcade... But you're feeling fit, ready
    for posting?"

    DR. BADD
    "Yes, UB. Very much so sir."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "Let's see what we have here... American Gangster...,
    usually is not bad. Watch some, pass it around.
    Save a little time when we'll watch both versions. Doctor,
    I don't know how you feel about Transformers, but if you'll
    watch it, you never have to prove your courage in any
    other way... I'll take a clip here ..."

    MAL
    "Doctor, you heard of the poster Anthem?"

    DR. BADD
    "Yes, sir, I've heard the name."

    MAL
    "White and Nerdy, with the Eureka avatar."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "Would you play that embedded Youtube clip for the doctor, please.
    Listen carefully."

    MAL
    "This was monitored out of the Feedback Forum. This has been verified
    as Anthem's voice."

    ANTHEM (on youtube)
    "I watched a troll spam along the edge of the Pacers forum. That's my
    dream. That's my nightmare. Flaming, spamming, along the edge of the Pacers forum, and not getting banned. "

    "We must ignore them. We must ban them. Troll after troll, Spammer after
    spammer, board after board, site after site. And they call me an ignorer.
    What do you call it when the ignorees accuse
    the ignorer? They moderate.. and we have to be merciful
    for those who moderate. Those noobs. I ignore them. How I ignore them..."


    UNCLEBUCK
    "Anthem was one of the most outstanding posters this board
    has ever produced. He was a brilliant and outstanding in every way
    and he was a good man too. Humanitarian man, man of wit, of humor.
    Then, he marked Forums Read. After that his ideas, suggestions have
    become unsound... Unsound."

    MAL
    "Now he's crossed into Feedback forum with his minions, who
    worship the man, like a mod, and read every proposed trade no matter how ridiculous."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "Well, I have some other shocking news to tell you. Anthem was about to be cited for impersonating a mod."

    DR. BADD
    "I don't follow sir."

    MAL
    "Anthem had ordered the expulsion of some posters. Men he believed were trolls. So he took matters into his own hands."

    UNCLE BUCK
    "Well, you see Dr. Badd... In this board, things get confused
    out there, trades, signings, the old proboards, and practical
    new member introduction. Out there with these posters it must be
    a temptation to be a mod. Because there's a conflict in
    every human heart between the rational and the irrational,
    between good and evil. The good does not always triumph.
    Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Jermaniac called
    a 'stepped up game life'. Every man has got a
    breaking point. You and I have. Anthem has reached his.
    And very obviously, he has gone insane."

    DR. BADD
    "Yes sir, very much so sir. Obviously insane."

    MAL
    "Your mission is to proceed down the board in your registered account.
    Pick up Anthem's trail at the Feedback forum,
    follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find
    him, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and
    terminate his account."

    DR. BADD
    "Terminate? Anthem?"

    UNCLE BUCK
    "He's out there surfing without any decent restraint.
    Totally beyond the pale of any acceptable internet conduct.
    And he is still in the board, posting his threads."

    PECK
    "Terminate with extreme ignorance."

    MAL
    "You understand doctor..., that this operation does
    not exist, nor will it ever exist."

    TO BE CONTINUED...
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    I think this is even better for me because I barely know what the hell's going on. Though I think the last part is Apocalypse Now?

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    Holy cow that's amazing.

    Let me know when you start looking for seed money... I'll want to see the storyboards first but I'm intrigued.
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    LOL!!!

    What can i say. . . I love it!!!!!

    I just have one question. How did you get the Secular Monk reference? I don't remember posting any of that here.

    I here by nominate it as POST OF THE YEAR!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicks View Post
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    I think this is even better for me because I barely know what the hell's going on. Though I think the last part is Apocalypse Now?
    The whole thing is Apocalypse Now!

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    awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrBadd01 View Post
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    LOL!!!

    What can i say. . . I love it!!!!!

    I just have one question. How did you get the Secular Monk reference? I don't remember posting any of that here.

    I here by nominate it as POST OF THE YEAR!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pig Nash View Post
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    The whole thing is Apocalypse Now!
    Yep. I intend on doing the whole movie, maybe even the Redux version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by naturallystoned View Post
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    Myspace FTW!
    Well I like it so far. . . keep it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrBadd01 View Post
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    Well I like it so far. . . keep it up!
    :thatswhatshesaid:

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    I worry that my forum friends may not understand what I've tried to do here through the years.

    If I should be banned I would want someone to go to them and explain everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing I detest more than the stench of lies


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    On DR. BADD's computer...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "How many posters had I already put on ignore list? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to hear the typing of the their last words. But this time it was a Digester and a Lost fan. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. ****... trying to control a guy on a message board was like Danica Patrick actually trying to fight someone after wrecking in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else
    was I gonna do? But I didn't know what I'd do when I found him."



    On another computer...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "I was being surfed through the board on a desktop computer, one way to connect to the internet, pretty common thing for the Digest. They said it was a good way to gather information without drawing a lot of actual human contact . That was OK, but the only problem was I wouldn't be alone."


    LORD HELMET
    "Morning doctor."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "The crew was mostly just herbs, posters one step away from getting their face fixed."


    DR. BADD
    "How old are you ?"

    LORD HELMET
    "Eighteen."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "The one they called Suaveness, was from Indianapolis.
    He was too suave for PD, probably too suave
    for Indianapolis. Duke Dynamite was a famous
    fanatic from the rocks south of Bedford. You look at him
    and you wouldn't believe he ever ignored a thread in his whole
    life. Lord Helmet, Mr. Helmet, was from some Richmond ****hole.
    Light and space of the Man Train really put the zap on his head.
    Then there was Gyron. It might have been my
    mission, but it sure as **** was Gyron's computer."


    GYRON

    "There are about two links where we can draw enough
    bandwidth to get into the feedback forum. They're both hot, belong
    to the Counters."

    DR. BADD
    "Don't worry about it."

    Dr. Badd offers Gyron a properly resized avatar...

    GYRON
    "Don't display those. You know, I've posted a couple of times in
    here. About six months ago, I quoted a man who was suggesting
    some changes to the board. He was a regular poster too.
    Heard he shot his tower, right through the motherboard."


    We see duke surfing behind on a smartphone...


    SUAVENESS
    "Hang on Duke Dynamite!"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Sayonara!"

    Dr. Badd starts reading Anthem's public profile...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "At first, I thought they handed me the wrong profile. I couldn't
    believe they wanted this man banned. Third generation Graham Mernatsi,
    top of his cl***. About a thousand QFTs. Etc, etc... I'd heard his voice on youtube and it really put a thumbs down
    inside me. But I couldn't connect up that voice with this man. Like they
    said he had an impressive signature. Maybe too impressive... I mean
    perfect. He was being groomed for one of the top distinctions of the
    2008 Forum Awards... Sunshine Poster of the Year. In 2007, he returned from the iSpy on the Navbar and things started to slip. The pms to the mods were restricted.

    Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them. During
    the next few months he made three requests for transfer to moderator
    training in the [Name Reference Removed]. And he was finally accepted.
    Training? He was anywhere from his 1 to 99 years old.
    Why the **** would he do that?

    2008, he rejoined the regular posters, returns to the Digest..."


    There are sounds of counting in the distance :

    SUAVENESS
    "Hey, what´s that ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Prime Numbers. 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47."

    SUAVENESS

    "Every time I hear those odd prime numbers, something terrible happens."

    LORD HELMET
    "The counters won't even see or hear them, man."

    SUAVENESS
    "Something terrible is going to happen."

    LORD HELMET
    "Words! Sentences being posted."

    GYRON
    "Smilies over there! A lots of Smilies."

    DR. BADD
    "Let's have a look Gyron."

    On the blue line between Club Rio and the Feedback forum...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "It was the 2008 Rookie of the Year nominees, our human shields for the
    link to the feedback forums. But they were supposed to be waiting
    for us another 30 pages ahead. Well, those noobs just
    couldn't stay put. These guys and/or gals were a new crop
    that had cashed in their IP Addresses for screen names, and gone tear-assing
    around PD, looking for the ****. They've given the Counters a few
    surprises in their time here. What they were quoting now
    hadn't even been posted for an hour."


    Btowncolt is lurking...

    BTOWNCOLT
    "Don't look at the web cams, don't look at the web cams...
    Go on through... Don't look at the web cams.. Go by just like
    you're posting..."

    DR. BADD
    "Where can I find the R.O.Y?"

    SOME USELESS POSTER
    "He's over there ."

    DR. BADD
    "Doctor Badd. I carry priority posts from the Mods.
    I understand that Club Rio has briefed you of requirements of my
    mission."

    KESTER 99
    "What mission ? I haven't heard from Club Rio."

    DR. BADD
    "Sir, your group is supposed to escort us into Feedback forum."

    KESTER 99
    "Well, we'll see what we can do about that. But stay out
    of my way."

    Kester 99 walks to a group of logged out Counters...


    KESTER 99
    "What we have here... , ,
    , ,. Isn't one
    worth a in the whole bunch..."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Hey doctor, what's that ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Smilie only responses."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "What?"

    DR. BADD
    "Smilie only responses. Let's the Counters know what we think without words."

    A depressed looking rookie sits in the ground...

    KESTER 99
    "Cheer up GrangerRanger."

    The other posters that no one cares about are being evacuated...

    MEGAPHONE
    "We are hear to extend a welcome hand for those of you who
    wish to return to arms of The Hicks Moderation...
    This area is controlled by the Counters..."

    Kester 99 walks to a wounded counter...

    KESTER 99
    "Hey what's this ? What is this ?"

    SOLDIER
    "This poster is ignored pretty bad, sir. About the only thing that
    is holding his posts here, sir, is that quote."

    KESTER 99
    "What you gotta say ?"

    SOME RANDOM EXTRA
    "This man is a dirty counter. He wants to be read? He can post at starnews."

    KESTER 99

    "Get out of here ! Gimme that browser.
    Get outta here or I kick your ****ing *** !
    Any man brave enough to post that stuff can
    be read by me any day."

    ANOTHER EXTRA
    "Hey kest, I think one of those guys is Duke Dynamite the fanatic of the year."

    KESTER 99
    "Are you sure?"

    Kester 99 walks to Duke Dynamite, completely forgetting the wounded newman8r...

    KESTER 99
    "What's your name poster ?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Poster's mate 3rd class D.Dynamite, sir."

    LORD HELMET
    "Poster's mate 3rd class ..."

    KESTER 99
    "Duke Dynamite the fanatic of the year?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Yes, sir."

    KESTER 99
    "It's an honor to meet you Duke Dynamite. I've admired your fanaticism for
    weeks. I like your Mike Dunleavy sig too. I think you have the best Mike Dunleavy sig there is."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Thank you, sir."

    KESTER 99
    "You can out that sir crap, I'm Kester99.
    These guys with you ?

    KESTER 99 introduces DUKE DYNAMITE to some of his men...

    KESTER 99
    Pianoman, Count55. Pretty solid fans,
    none of us aren't anywhere near your class though. We
    do a lot of posting here. I like to finish operations early. We click over
    to the Indiana Fever forum for evening. Have you been there since you
    came here?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "No way."

    Evening, a Pants Party...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Kester99 had a pretty good day for himself. They embedded music and video clips and turned the area into a party.
    The more they tried to make it just like their homepage, the more they
    made everybody miss it."


    KESTER 99
    "I want my movie reference rare, rare but not old."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "He wasn't a bad poster, I guess. He loved his boys and they
    felt safe with him. He was one of those guys that had a
    weird signature below him. You just knew he wasn't gonna get
    so much as a bad feedback post here."


    KESTER 99
    "What happened to your mission, doctor? Did Club Rio forget all about you ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Sir, two links we can get into the forum. Here and here. It's
    pretty big page but these are the only two links I'm really
    sure of."

    KESTER 99
    "That one your pointing at is kinda hairy, Doctor."

    DR. BADD
    "What do you mean hairy, sir ?"

    KESTER 99
    "It's hairy. Got some pretty heavy counting going on there. I lost a few priceless posts there now and again. Is that ******* link http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-...isplay.php?f=4
    or http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-...splay.php?f=16 ? Damn PD names all sound the same.
    Pianoman, do you know anything about that point at http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-...isplay.php?f=4 ?"

    PIANOMAN
    "That's a fantastic link. "

    KESTER 99
    "Fantastic?"

    PIANOMAN
    "Yeah, it's 'bout eight letters. It's got questions, comments, and complaints that go there, it's just a Feedback City..."

    KESTER 99
    "Well why the hell didn't you tell me that before ? There aren't any
    good venting places in this whole,****ty board. It's all ******* sports and entertainment discussion."

    PIANOMAN
    "It's really hairy in there,sir. That's where we lost jeffg-body
    - they counted the hell out of us. That's Counter's point."

    DR. BADD
    "Sir, we can click there tomorrow at dawn. There's always good off-shore bandwidth in the morning."

    GYRON
    "We may not be able to get the upload in. The loading time might be too slow.."

    KESTER 99
    "We'll pick your browser up and put it down like a baby, right
    where you want it. This is the 2008 Rookie of the Year nominees, son.
    We can take that link and post there as long as I like -- and you can
    get anywhere you want in that forum that suits you, young doctor.
    Hell, an eight letter link.

    You take a browser back to the Colts forum -- Pianoman, take Duke Dynamite with you -- let him pick out a new smart phone, and bring me my Iphone."

    PIANOMAN
    "I don't know, sir -- it's -- it's --"

    KESTER 99
    "What is it poster?

    PIANOMAN

    "It's pretty hairy in there - it's Counter's point..."

    KESTER 99
    "Counters don't post from their phones!"


    In the landing zone...

    SUAVENESS
    "Hey Jesus, Lord Helmet. You ain't gonna believe this. Look."

    LORD HELMET
    "Hey man, they're dragging the browser."

    KESTER 99
    "How you feeling iPacer ?"

    IPACER
    "Like a mean mother****er, sir."

    KESTER 99
    "All right son, let it boot up."


    On the laptop...

    KESTER 99
    "I've never been used to the smaller phone. I can't get used
    to it. Do you prefer smaller or bigger phone?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Bigger."

    KESTER 99
    "Really ? I thought all the young guys like smaller ones."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "You can't get the qwerty keyboard..."

    IPACER
    "We've got the link spotted."

    KESTER 99
    "Assume clicking formation."

    IPACER
    "That's a roger. Ok, we're clicking on."

    KESTER 99
    "We'll come in high, out of the 'Too many stickys' thread, and about a thread or two out, we'll put on the music... Yeah, I use Saliva -- scares the hell out of the threads! My boys love it !"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Hey, they're gonna play music."

    SUAVENESS
    "Why do all you guys click on the Remember Me? box?"

    DGR
    "So we don't get our passwords blown off."


    The browsers arrive at their target...

    KESTER 99
    "Put on operations, make it loud. Shall we dance?"

    Saliva's Click Click Boom starts blasting away from the speakers.

    The rookies start clicking ...


    LORD HELMET
    "Run Counters!"

    IPACER
    "We've spotted a large number down below. We're going to check
    it out."

    They destroy a 38...

    KESTER 99
    "Outstanding team, outstanding. Get you a case of
    for that."

    IPACER

    "We're over the sub-forum right now, I think I see a browser minimized,
    I'm gonna check it out."

    KESTER 99
    "Well done, pacers, well done. Click on those unread posts,
    click the **** out of them."

    IPACER
    "Got a thread down the page, with 47 replies attached..."

    KESTER 99
    "There they are, I'm clicking on myself..."

    Opens a thread that's half way down the page...

    SOME BROWN NOSING EXTRA
    "Nice click Kest."

    A gets in KESTER 99's chopper...

    KESTER 99
    "It's just a , get it out, it's just a . Everybody all right ?
    Duke, are you all right ?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Fine."

    In the feedback forum...

    GRANGERRANGER
    "I'm not clicking ! I'm not clicking !"

    IPACER
    "We got smilies down there ..."

    A wounded rookie lies on the ground...


    DGR
    "Get the over here... Gimme some .
    Where's that browser?"

    KESTER 99

    "I want my ignored out there into the Pacers forum in 15
    minutes. I want my men out !"

    Rcarey throws a 26 into a browser...

    KESTER 99
    "****ing savages !"

    IPACER

    "Holy christ, savages... I'm gonna get that Frakin' *****. Put the three
    right on his ***...."

    IPACER
    "Those threads... We need clicking on threads.
    Drawing numbers, drawing numbers - taking hits... Mayday, mayday...
    I'm going in - my mouse is hit. I got control..."

    KESTER 99

    "What do you think ?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Well, it's really exciting."

    KESTER 99
    "No, no. The Fever threads... Some totally un-clicked"

    Still in the feedback forum...

    COUNT55
    "Incoming !"

    COUNT55
    "This place is still pretty hot. Maybe we should
    surf someplace else."

    KESTER 99
    "What do you know about web surfing?"

    "Come here. Come here ! Browse !"

    COUNT55
    "Mean right now, sir ?"

    KESTER 9
    9
    "I wanna see how readable that stuff is. Go browse!"

    COUNT55
    "It's still pretty hairy out there sir."

    KESTER 99
    "You wanna web surf poster?"

    COUNT55

    "Yes, sir."

    KESTER 99

    "That's good, son. 'Cause you either browse or ignore. That clear ?
    Now get going. I cover for you. And bring a mouse for Duke Dynamite.
    Duke Dynamite, I bet you can't wait to get in there. See, you can click
    both ways. One guy can click right, one left click simultaneous.
    What do you think of that ?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "I think we oughta wait for the bandwidth to come up."

    KESTER 99

    "Duke Dynamite, come here. Look, look... The bandwidth doesn't come
    in for six hours. You wanna wait here for six hours ?"

    We see two posters browsing...

    KESTER 99

    "OK fellows, quit hiding. Ok, let's go pistonheads."

    DR. BADD
    "Don't you think it's a little risky for browsing ?"

    KESTER 99
    "If I say it's safe to browse this page, doctor - it's safe to
    browse this page. I'm not afraid to browse this page, I'm not
    afraid to browse this ****ing page."


    KESTER 99 types up a pm...

    KESTER 99
    "*******, I want those threads clicked!"

    KEGBOY
    "Roger. Standby."

    KESTER 99
    "Quote them to starnews, son."

    KEGBOY

    "They need some consonants and vowels on those threads down there. Can
    you put them down there ?"

    GRACE
    "Roger. We'll suppress some posts off the threads down there."

    KEGBOY
    "Roger. Give all you got and bring all your browsers back."

    GRACE
    "Don't worry, we'll have this place ignore listed up and ready
    for us in a jiffy, don't you worry."

    KEGBOY
    "We will post in 30 seconds. Get your people back and
    heads down. This is gonna be a big one."

    After the letter attack...

    KESTER 99
    "You see that? Do you see that? Consonants, son. Nothing
    else in the world reads like that. I love to read consonants
    in the morning. You know, one time we had a thread being posted in, for
    twelve hours. When it was all over I scrolled up. We didn't
    find one of 'em, not one stinkin' counter post. The letters, you know
    the vowel less letters, the whole thread. Read like - Thnks fr th Mmrs.

    Someday the 'Ignore this thread' thread is gonna end."
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    ...can't wait for part 3!

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    Hilarious!

    Edit: can we get Kate Hudson to play my part? She's hot!

    huh? It should be a guy playing me?

    Ok, How about Btown, I guesshe's freakish enough to convey my appearance

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    ...can't wait for part 3!
    The good and bad thing about Apocalypse Now is that I'm only about 40% through...

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    Nice performance, Boggan.

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    ...can't wait for part 3!
    Yes, Part 3 will be excellent!!!

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    Yeah I can't wait for Suave's head to be hacked off...

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    Wow, this is pretty epic. But a lot better than Epic Movie, which was terrible.

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    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Someday the 'Ignore this thread' thread is gonna end.
    That would be just fine with the posters on this mission. They weren't looking for
    anything more than a way to their homepage. Trouble is, I've been
    back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.
    If that's how Kester fought the counters, I began to wonder
    what they really had against Anthem. It wasn't just insanity
    and Grammar Nazism. There was enough of that to go around
    for everyone."


    SUAVENESS
    "I'm not here. I'm scrolling through Pacers.com gathering draft information.
    I meet Miss Tessa. I make a nice thought provoking Pacers related post.
    Kinda post it around us. Hey captain, I wanna get draft information."

    DR. BADD
    "Just don't go out there by yourself. You don't wanna go in
    there alone, unless you really know the internet."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Any flamers around here ?"

    SUAVENESS
    "I'm gonna get some draft information."

    Dr. Badd and Suaveness leave the board...


    DR. BADD
    " Suaveness?"

    SUAVENESS
    "Yes, sir --"

    DR. BADD
    "How come they call you that?"

    SUAVENESS
    "Call me what, sir?"

    DR. BADD
    "Suaveness -- is that 'cause you like
    soap an' stuff?"

    SUAVENESS
    "No, sir -- I'm a really suave, sir
    -- I'm a suaviere --"

    DR. BADD
    "A suaviere --"

    SUAVENESS
    "Yes, sir -- See, I come from Indianapolis -- I was raised to
    be a suaviere.. a great suaviere. We specialize in being suave.
    Has to be Pacers.com somewhere...
    I was supposed to go to freebtown.com, then my physicality came up.
    Hell I joined Man Train. Someone told me Man Train had a better female audience.
    Posting nude like that -- that did it."

    DR. BADD
    "Oh yeah, how?

    SUAVENESS
    "They lined us all up in front of a hundred men --
    magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started
    hooking them up in this big train, all of them -- connected.
    I looked in, an' it was turning gay. I couldn't ****ing believe
    that one. I went into the Digest after that..."

    Dr. Badd hears something...

    SUAVENESS
    "What is it ? Counters?"

    Suddenly Kofi appears from the intranet. Dr. Badd
    and Suaveness start surfing back to the board, Suaveness starts posting...


    SUAVENESS

    "It's a troll, a ****ing troll!

    GYRON
    "Let's go !"

    SUAVENESS
    "Never get outta board..."

    GYRON
    "What happened, how many is it ?"

    SUAVENESS
    "A ****ing troll, ****ing troll... I don't wanna take this ******* ****
    man... I didn't come here for this, I don't ****ing need this. All I wanted
    to do is ****ing pose, I just wanted to learn to ****ing pose. Allright, It's
    allright, it's gonna be all right... never get outta board... Hi troll, hi
    troll..."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Never get out of the board. Absolutely ******* right. Unless you
    were logging out all the way. Anthem got off the board. He split from the whole
    ****ing member list. How did that happen? What did he see here
    after that first post? 1-99 ****ing years old. If he joined the Mods,
    there was no way you'd ever get above Shade. Anthem knew
    what he was giving up. The more I read and began to
    understand, the more I admired him. His family and
    friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him
    out of it. He had to apply three times and he had to put
    up with a ton of ****, but when he threatened to go to the Star board,
    they gave it to him. The next youngest guy in his class was
    half his age. They must have thought he was some
    far-out old man humping it over that board. I did it when
    I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. A tough
    mother****er. He finished. He could have gone for Peck,
    but he went for himself instead."


    SUAVENESS (writes a letter)
    "Dear Stacy Paetz. This day was really a new one. I almost got
    harassed alive by a ****ing troll. Really un****ingbelieveable,
    you know. We are taking this guy, Doctor Badd, through the board.
    he hasn't told us yet where we're taking him ..."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "On special assignment, Anthem staged operation Graham Mernatsi with combined local
    posters. Fixed many grammatical errors. He received no official
    clearence. He just thought it up and did it. What balls.
    They were gonna nail his *** to the floorboards for that
    but after the other members got hold of it they promoted him to full
    colonel instead. Oh man, the bull**** piled up so fast in
    Pacers Digest, you needed wings to stay above it."


    The browser approaches a stickied thread in the feedback forum...

    LORD HELMET
    "This sure is a bizarre sight in middle of this
    ****. Are they expecting us this time ?"

    DR. BADD
    "Damn if I know."

    ----

    LORD HELMET
    "Suggestion Box. You ever been up here Suaveness ? Yo man,
    check out these posts, man. A Btown variety hour, that's a
    good one.

    This must be the guy...
    Three drums of bandwidth..."

    ROBERTMTO
    "Come on move, we don't have time, one hour that's all..
    Whaddya want ?"

    SUAVENESS
    "Can I get a Veggie Pizza with it ?"

    ROBERTMTO
    "Yeah, I'll get you a Veggie Pizza. Destination ?"

    LORD HELMET
    "I don't have a destination."

    DR. BADD
    "Robertmto, these guys are with me. Destination is classified.
    I carry priority orders from The Mods..."

    ROBERTMTO
    "OK, right sir. Listen it's really a big night - eight bucks for that avatar -"

    Dr. Badd grabs him...


    DR. BADD
    "Just give us some bandwidth !"

    ROBERTMTO
    "You got it. Hey doctor, I'm really sorry for tonight.
    It's really bad over here. Just take this over there
    and you got it. Hey listen, would you
    guys like some seats, press-box seats, for the show ? You
    want those ? Pacemates.
    Hey doctor, on the house, no hard feelings ?"

    A new tab with pacer markings opens...

    WHOEVER THE PACEMATE MANAGER IS
    "How you doing out there ? Hello to all you who post so *******
    hard for the Pacers. Hello all you sunshiners out
    there, and the darksiders, and even the bandwagoners. I wanna let you know we're proud of you, we know how tough and hard it'´s been. And to prove
    it we're gonna give you entertainment we know you´re gonna like.
    Miss Melanie, Miss Kate; Miss Aminda, Miss Jarin;
    and the Official Hottest Pacemate, Miss Tessa."

    The Pacemates start setting the pace...

    SUAVENESS
    "I'm here babe, I'm here..."

    DUKE DYNAMITE

    "You ****ing ***** !"

    LORD HELMET
    "Take it off."

    The show ends in chaos and the Pacemates make a speedy exit...

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Counters didn't get much time off. He was logged in too deep or
    counting too fast. His idea of great R&R was a number and
    a sentence or two after it. He had only two ways home: banishment,
    or infinity."


    -------

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "No wonder Anthem put a weed up a moderator's ***.
    The board was being run by a bunch of four-star clowns
    who were going to end up giving the whole place away."


    SUAVENESS
    "Can you believe that ? Have to come over here to
    find her ?"


    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Late summer-autumn 2007: Anthem's posts are coming under frequent
    counting. The thread started falling apart...November: Anthem orders
    the banishment of three Counters and one
    Troll. Counter activity in his old thread dropped
    off to nothing. Guess he must have banned the right
    four posters. The mods tried one last time to bring him back
    into the fold. And if he pulled over, it all would have been forgotten.
    But he kept going, and he kept posting his way, and they called
    me in. They lost him. He was gone. Nothing but rumors and
    rambling posts, mostly from captured Counters. The Counters knew
    his name by now, and they were scared of him. He and his men
    were playing hit and run all the way into the 'Ignore this Thread' thread."


    DR. BADD
    "How long has that kid been on this board?"

    GYRON
    "Seven months."

    DR. BADD
    "He's really specialized in quoting my posts."

    GYRON

    "Very possible he thinks the same of you."

    DR. BADD

    "Oh yeah ? What do you think Gyron ?"

    GYRON
    "I don't think. My orders are I'm not supposed to know
    where I'm taking this crew, so I don't. But one look at you
    and I know it's gonna be hot, wherever it is."

    DR. BADD
    "We're going down the feedback forum about 75 clicks above the 'My Moods aren't listed!' thread."

    GYRON
    "That's the 'Ignore this Thread' thread."

    DR. BADD

    "That's classified. We're not supposed to be in the 'Ignore this Thread' thread
    but that's where I'm going. You just get me close to that thread and I'll cut you and the crew loose."

    GYRON
    "All right, doctor."


    Dr. Badd reads a letter Anthem has sent to his child :

    "Dear ?,
    I'm afraid that both you and your mother would have been
    worried for not hearing from me these past weeks. But my
    situation here has become a difficult one. I've been officially
    accused of impersonation by the mods. The alleged victims were four two-faced posters.
    We spent months uncovering and accumulating evidence. When absolute proof was completed,
    we acted, we acted like responsible members. The charges are unjustified.
    They are in fact, under the circumstances of this board
    quite completely insane. On a message board, there are many moments for
    compassion and tender action. There are many moments for
    ruthless action, for what is often called ruthless. But many
    and many circumstances, the only clarity; seeing clearly
    what there is to be done and doing it directly, quickly, awake... ,
    looking at it.
    I would trust you to tell your mother what you choose about
    this letter. As for the charges, I'm unconcerned. I'm beyond
    their lying morality. And so I'´m beyond caring.

    You have all my faith.

    Your loving father."


    Suaveness and Lord Helmet are fighting...

    GYRON
    "Suaveness, knock it off. Give it a break. What do you think I
    said ? And give your keyboard a rest. This ain't the Star,
    you are a digester. Get that anime looking **** off your avatar
    and stop eating veggie pizza, you hear me.
    Duke Dynamite, what's with all the Reds stuff ?"

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Camouflage."

    GYRON
    "How's that ?

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "So they can't see me, they're everywhere Gyron."

    GYRON
    "Aha... I want you to stay awake there, man. You got a thread
    to post.

    DR. BADD
    "What's up, Gyron."

    GYRON
    "Foreign posters, doctor. We'll gonna take a routine check."

    DR. BADD
    "Let's forget it now... Let it go."

    GYRON
    "These posters are running weird un-American stuff on the board, doctor.
    I'm gonna take a look."

    DR. BADD
    "Gyron, my mission got priority here. Hell, you wouldn't
    be on this part of the board if it wasn't for me."

    GYRON
    "Until we reach your destination you're just
    along for the ride."

    ----
    GYRON
    "Keep your eyes open Lord Helmet."

    LORD HELMET
    "I got you Gyron."

    SUAVENESS
    "OK, they're OK."

    GYRON

    "Search them."

    SUAVENESS
    "Flags and different accents... something ****ing full of orange... ain't
    nothin on it."

    GYRON
    "What's wrong with you ? Search them."

    SUAVENESS
    "There's someone from Hungary... some Cosmologist living in Belgium ..."

    GYRON
    "Suaveness, get on that browser!"

    SUAVENESS
    "There's nothing on it."

    GYRON

    "Get on it !"

    SUAVENESS
    "All right ! Move it *******.. Pacers info..."

    GYRON
    "Check on the posts over there."

    "What's in those profiles."

    SUAVENESS
    "All right... ain't nothing in here."

    GYRON
    "What's in the those spaces?..."

    SUAVENESS
    "Just ****ing wierdo sigs, that's all."

    GYRON

    "Check that area, under that poster's name."

    Suddenly Bellisimo makes a move towards the avatar.
    The crew starts firing ban-hammers wildly...

    SUAVENESS

    "Let's Ban 'em all !"

    GYRON
    "Hold it ! Hold it !"

    SUAVENESS
    "Let's Ban them all... why not ?"

    GYRON
    "Lord Helmet ?"

    LORD HELMET
    "I'm good."

    GYRON
    "You OK Duke Dynamite ?"

    SUAVENESS
    "Look what he was hiding. See what he was running for.
    A ****ing picture of Megan Fox."

    DUKE DYNAMITE
    "Give me that avatar!"

    SUAVENESS
    "****ing Pacer related posts too, you want that?"

    GYRON
    "Suaveness, he's typing behind you. He's alive.
    Check him out, he's typing behind you.
    Check him out."

    SUAVENESS
    "*******... Lord Helmet give me a hand."

    GYRON
    "Take it easy. Slow down and take it easy. Is
    he still typing Suaveness ?"

    ----
    GYRON
    "Bring him here."

    DR. BADD

    "What are you talking about ?"

    GYRON
    "We're taking him to some frendlies, doctor.
    He's trying to sign out, he's not logged out yet."

    DR. BADD
    "Get off there Suaveness."

    Dr. Badd deactivates Bellisimo's account...

    SUAVENESS
    "**** it."

    DR. BADD
    "I told you not to stop. Now let's go."

    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    " It was the way we had over here of living with ourselves.
    We'd put them on the ignore list, and then give them a QFT.
    It was a lie, and the more I saw of them, the more
    I hated lies. Those boys were never going to read my posts
    the same way again. But I felt I knew one or two things
    about Anthem that weren't in his profile."

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    The good and bad thing about Apocalypse Now is that I'm only about 40% through...
    Worse if you are going for the Redux.

    But with that the good news is you can make the French into Canadians in your version. I mean they're basically the same already, except the French at least have culture.


    Kester gets the best lines, except for this one.

    "Never get out of the board. Absolutely ******* right. Unless you
    were logging out all the way. Anthem got off the board. He split from the whole
    ****ing member list.
    Beautiful
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    DR. BADD (v.o.)
    "Someday the 'Ignore this thread' thread is gonna end.
    That would be just fine with the posters on this mission. They weren't looking for
    anything more than a way to their homepage. Trouble is, I've been
    back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.
    If that's how Kester fought the counters, I began to wonder
    what they really had against Anthem. It wasn't just insanity
    and Grammar Nazism. There was enough of that to go around
    for everyone."


    Beautiful. . . . . Can I make an early nomination for thread of the year?

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    nooooooooo! I got deactivated?

    awesome nat! keep it coming

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    Wow. I read the first one. Are you really planning on making this? That would be sweet.

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