Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: A thread for Shade

  1. #1
    White and Nerdy Anthem's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    23,715

    Default A thread for Shade

    Here you go, Shade. A rap song in perfect English.

    Quote Originally Posted by In Da Club
    This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
    let’s get down as if today was the annual celebration of the day you were born.
    We are going to slowly sip a name brand alcohol as if today was the day of which you were born.
    But you know what?
    I really don’t care if it is your birthday or not.

    I f you are ever trying to locate me, I can usually be found at the local dance hall with a bottle of champagne in my hand.
    Or, if you prefer something a bit stronger, I have some street grade MDMA to get you in the mood.
    You see, I am much more the type of man that prefers to have open, casual sexual relations instead of being monogamous and committed to one woman.
    So if you enjoy getting felt up and groped, then get your fanny over here so I can give it a squeeze.

    When I arrive at the discothèque, you can see me driving a Mercedes Benz with 20 inch rims.
    If I am hanging out with 19 other members of my entourage, you'd be well advised to know that everyone here is equipped with a weapon.
    Some fools act like they'd like to get to know me, just because the word on the street is that I am acquaintances with the legendary Dr. Dre.
    And some women have the tendency to want to engage in promiscuous activities with me because my record has been selling almost as much as Eminem’s.
    But let me warn you, all these women and all this money hasn’t changed my perspective on the important issues in life.
    To be honest, this one's not great. I read an amazing one a while back, but I can't remember for the life of me where I saw it. I've not been able to find it. Some decent ones at www.raptranslations.com, but not much selection.
    Last edited by Anthem; 05-20-2008 at 12:08 AM.
    Welcome to Pacers Digest! New around here? Here are three tips for making the forum a great place to talk about Pacers basketball.

    • Log in. Even if you want to read instead of post, it's helpful because it lets you:
    • Change your signature options. You can hide all signatures by choosing "Settings" (top right) then "General Settings" (middle left) and unchecking the box "Show Signatures" (in the "Thread Display Options" area).
    • Create an ignore list. I know it may seem unneighborly. But you're here to talk about the Pacers, not argue with someone who's just looking for an argument. Most of the regular users on here make use (at least occasionally) of the "Ignore" feature. Just go to "Settings" -> "Edit Ignore List" and add the names.

    Enjoy your time at PD!

  2. #2
    White and Nerdy Anthem's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    23,715

    Default Re: A thread for Shade

    Welcome to Pacers Digest! New around here? Here are three tips for making the forum a great place to talk about Pacers basketball.

    • Log in. Even if you want to read instead of post, it's helpful because it lets you:
    • Change your signature options. You can hide all signatures by choosing "Settings" (top right) then "General Settings" (middle left) and unchecking the box "Show Signatures" (in the "Thread Display Options" area).
    • Create an ignore list. I know it may seem unneighborly. But you're here to talk about the Pacers, not argue with someone who's just looking for an argument. Most of the regular users on here make use (at least occasionally) of the "Ignore" feature. Just go to "Settings" -> "Edit Ignore List" and add the names.

    Enjoy your time at PD!

  3. #3
    Inspiration Shade's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Age
    35
    Posts
    42,574

    Sports Logo Sports Logo Sports Logo

    Default Re: A thread for Shade

    "I'm not arguing; I'm explaining why I'm right."

  4. #4
    NaptownSeth is all feel Naptown_Seth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Downtown baby
    Posts
    12,613

    Default Re: A thread for Shade

    The problem is that he slips into semi-rap at some points. Why use "fools" for example. Gotta make the full commitment to this thing.

    My revision:
    Some naive people without the capacity to understand that I have no interest in meeting them will still make attempts to interact with me in friendly conversation, and I strongly suspect that this is due soley to the fact that I maintain a close relationship with a gentleman who goes by the alias of "Dr. Dre" (and please understand that he is not in fact a doctor...I'm unsure if these other people are seeking medical advice or not).
    Last edited by Naptown_Seth; 05-21-2008 at 12:36 PM.

  5. #5
    White and Nerdy Anthem's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    23,715

    Default Re: A thread for Shade

    Quote Originally Posted by Naptown_Seth View Post
    This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
    The problem is that he slips into semi-rap at some points. Why use "fools" for example. Gotta make the full commitment to this thing.

    My revision:
    Some naive people without the capacity to understand that I have no interest in meeting them will still make attempts to interact with me in friendly conversation, and I strongly suspect that this is due soley to the fact that I maintain a close relationship with a gentleman who goes by the alias of "Dr. Dre" (and please understand that he is not in fact a doctor...I'm unsure if these other people are seeking medical advice or not).
    Awesome.
    Welcome to Pacers Digest! New around here? Here are three tips for making the forum a great place to talk about Pacers basketball.

    • Log in. Even if you want to read instead of post, it's helpful because it lets you:
    • Change your signature options. You can hide all signatures by choosing "Settings" (top right) then "General Settings" (middle left) and unchecking the box "Show Signatures" (in the "Thread Display Options" area).
    • Create an ignore list. I know it may seem unneighborly. But you're here to talk about the Pacers, not argue with someone who's just looking for an argument. Most of the regular users on here make use (at least occasionally) of the "Ignore" feature. Just go to "Settings" -> "Edit Ignore List" and add the names.

    Enjoy your time at PD!

Similar Threads

  1. Ignore this thread
    By Anthem in forum Feedback
    Replies: 1240
    Last Post: 07-28-2013, 06:27 PM
  2. Official "I Am Legend" discussion thread (SPOILERS GALORE, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)
    By heywoode in forum Market Square (General Non-Sports Discussion)
    Replies: 85
    Last Post: 03-07-2008, 09:58 AM
  3. The Schedule Thread
    By Naptown_Seth in forum Indiana Pacers
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 02-21-2008, 10:43 PM
  4. The Big Plus-Minus thread
    By Naptown_Seth in forum Indiana Pacers
    Replies: 54
    Last Post: 12-31-2007, 10:10 PM
  5. Official "I Am Legend sucked" thread...
    By heywoode in forum Market Square (General Non-Sports Discussion)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 12-22-2007, 08:32 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •