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    I hate to alarm you but that might mean your arse has been... stretched.

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    The stomach rumble pressure thing usually means it's going to be a long gastro intestinal day.

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    There's nothing worse than waking up at like 4:30am and your stomach is just rumbling and you can feel it all brewing inside . . . then 30 seconds later it's a mad dash to the toilet or some soiled drawers.

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    Anyone ever wonder why women don't participate in this thread?
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    There's nothing worse than waking up at like 4:30am and your stomach is just rumbling and you can feel it all brewing inside . . . then 30 seconds later it's a mad dash to the toilet or some soiled drawers.
    Yep, the two minute window in which you are clinching your cheeks together like you're in a prison shower room. Then all of sudden you lose all muscle control...
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    There's nothing worse than waking up at like 4:30am and your stomach is just rumbling and you can feel it all brewing inside . . . then 30 seconds later it's a mad dash to the toilet or some soiled drawers.
    Those are usually pretty juicy besides - you might end up leaving a brown-spot trail all the way to the bathroom.
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    That pretty much covers it, yep. Only you can take the baseball part off for me and replace it with some sort of history or discovery channel crap.
    I like those too, particularly the history of blowing stuff up or the discovery of new ways to blow stuff up.


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    Anyone ever wonder why women don't participate in this thread?

    The real question is, would we want women posting in here? We'd be forever stuck in the debate on whether we should be amazed or horrified. I mean theres no middle ground on that.
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    I'm going with amazed and horrified, but mostly horrified.

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    Yep, the two minute window in which you are clinching your cheeks together like you're in a prison shower room.
    Ever be out walking and suddenly get one of those? You're 300 yards from home yet if you move a muscle, it's gonna come rippin' out, so you stand there and hope the neighbors and the cars driving by aren't wondering why you are just standing there until it subsides? Luckily for me it always has subsided.

    Though there was that one incident where the belt buckle was problematic and Mt. Vesuvius erupted before the seating position was fully obtained.

    that one required some cleanup.

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    Have you ever crapped brown foam and bubbles? It's happened to me. It just sits like a layer on top of the water. It's buoyant.

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    nope, can't say I ever did that.

    One time I crapped dark green. That was weird. I always sneak a peek pre-flush out of curiosity.

    But I guess if a green one didn't scare me, there's no point-- nothing else would.

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    The red ones are the scary ones.

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    I left some that looked like a lumpy oil slick once - that was bizarre.
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    I left some that looked like a lumpy oil slick once - that was bizarre.
    Right after trying that "Alli" stuff, huh?

    Sure, he says, this here pill will stop the fats from getting absorbed. So I'll still eat a bucket of fried chicken.

    There are always consequences.

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    Right after trying that "Alli" stuff, huh?

    Sure, he says, this here pill will stop the fats from getting absorbed. So I'll still eat a bucket of fried chicken.

    There are always consequences.
    Nah - this was a long time ago. Can't say what the cause might've been but I remember the visual.

    Dumped big amounts of blood one time - convinced me to go to the hospital. The bloody pee didn't but the blood-dump sure got my attention. No solids at all - just like blood-diarrhea.
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    I've crapped blood that was dripping like a faucet.

    That's special.

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    I've found this a perfect topic of conversation for lunch time

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    Speaking of constipation, god damn I just had a knee wobbler in Stall #2. Like pooping needles.

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    Usually when you start talking bloody stool it kills the thread.

    I think people start thinking about their mortality and its only a matter of time before they pull the rip cord.

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    Have you guys ever shot an 18-1 Rinehart target?

    I'm wondering what arrow removal is like.

    http://www.rinehart3-d.com/18-1-guaranteed.aspx

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    I've been shooting practice tips for Rage 2 blades @350 fps and they tear up the target.

    Meaning I think I'm about ready for a new one.

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    DO you think you could ride an armadillo for 8 seconds with no hands?

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    Who would win the fill the pee cup contest...

    A coffee drinker on a 20 degree morning or a beer drinker on a 90 degree morning?

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