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    Must be nice to be floating in Jim Beam... doing the backstroke

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    If they gave out awards for World's Most Obtuse Tamarin, you would win hands down.

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    I peed for a solid 87 seconds straight today. Without the aid of alcohol.

    Top that.

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    I peed for a solid 87 seconds straight today. Without the aid of alcohol.

    Top that.
    If I had a chance it was 20 years ago.

    You win.

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    If they gave out awards for World's Most Obtuse Tamarin, you would win hands down.
    We can't all be lawyers

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    But we can all shoot a lawyer.

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    It's about that time.

    You fellers have yourself a better than average evening.

    And maybe, just maybe, I'll run in to you again some time.


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    When will they declare lawyers overpopulated and open season on them?

    Sorry Btown.....It had to be said.....

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    If supreme court rulings have the effect of law, wouldn't any decision they hand down regarding church and state therefore be unconstitutional???
    If you get to thinkiní youíre a person of some influence, try orderiní somebody elseís dog around..

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    If I had a chance it was 20 years ago.

    You win.
    Sometimes when I wait tooooo long and have to really really go, it can take longer than that.
    If you get to thinkiní youíre a person of some influence, try orderiní somebody elseís dog around..

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    When will they declare lawyers overpopulated and open season on them?

    Sorry Btown.....It had to be said.....
    Don't talk nice to him. It only fuels his rage.

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    Sometimes when I wait tooooo long and have to really really go, it can take longer than that.

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    THE RAGE.

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    uh no, that is NOT the problem
    If you get to thinkiní youíre a person of some influence, try orderiní somebody elseís dog around..

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    OK, this has been really interesting and a great learning experience but now I'm ready to be rich.
    If you get to thinkiní youíre a person of some influence, try orderiní somebody elseís dog around..

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    OK, this has been really interesting and a great learning experience but now I'm ready to be rich.
    I'm with you on that pal.

    I promise not to change my mind and demand my job back if I get bored.

    I'll go away quietly.

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    Why is it so hard to get a job even with qualifications nowadays?

    Why is it so hot outside but there is no water or ocean nearby?

    Why is everyone in a hurry and acts so unsocialized?

    Why do people keep sending all these cardboard boxes to my house?

    Why have we become so overcivilized when we could be roaming around living off of wild shi tzus?

    Why are some of my favorite hobbies illegal?
    Already stoked for 2013-2014.

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    You know what I never understood?

    People that say they'd go back to work even if the won $28947593475937, because they'd get "bored".

    With that much money, couldn't you find a hobby to keep yourself entertained?

    There's no way I could ever run out of things to do and go back to work for no reason.

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    FYI: I'm about to go put the hurt on Stall #2.

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    You know what I never understood?

    People that say they'd go back to work even if the won $28947593475937, because they'd get "bored".

    With that much money, couldn't you find a hobby to keep yourself entertained?

    There's no way I could ever run out of things to do and go back to work for no reason.
    When you're living in a culture with 80 year old men working 2 jobs and zombies roaming the streets chanting "good is the only enemy of great" the whole notion becomes much more believable.

    But yes I am with you. I would retire to Provence and hire a few laborers to help me maintain a small vineyard. I guess that is work but it's not sitting listlessly in a cubicle either. In my other free time I would listen to Yann Tiersen, eat anything with sun dried tomato, and buy paintings of Picasso and his contemporaries. You're welcome to come along.
    Already stoked for 2013-2014.

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    When you're living in a culture with 80 year old men working 2 jobs and zombies roaming the streets chanting "good is the only enemy of great" the whole notion becomes much more believable.

    But yes I am with you. I would retire to Provence and hire a few laborers to help me maintain a small vineyard. In my other free time I would listen to Yann Tiersen, eat anything with sun dried tomato, and buy paintings of Picasso and his contemporaries. You're welcome to come along.

    As long as I'm set up with a kegorator and an endless supply of beer, I'm good to go. I can make fun of French people anywhere. Count me in.


    Strangely enough, I once spent 4 weeks in Aix-en-Provence. Weird I know.

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    As long as I'm set up with a kegorator and an endless supply of beer, I'm good to go. I can make fun of French people anywhere. Count me in.


    Strangely enough, I once spent 4 weeks in Aix-en-Provence. Weird I know.
    Of course. It wouldn't be perpetual retirement without alcohol.

    4 weeks in Aix-en-Provence? Must have been nice.

    I have to **** like a racehorse and my coworker is now 31 minutes late. I am thinking of just shutting her down for a good 15 minutes.
    Already stoked for 2013-2014.

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    When you're living in a culture with 80 year old men working 2 jobs and zombies roaming the streets chanting "good is the only enemy of great" the whole notion becomes much more believable.

    But yes I am with you. I would retire to Provence and hire a few laborers to help me maintain a small vineyard. I guess that is work but it's not sitting listlessly in a cubicle either. In my other free time I would listen to Yann Tiersen, eat anything with sun dried tomato, and buy paintings of Picasso and his contemporaries. You're welcome to come along.

    I would hire the best watercolor instructors money could buy to teach me. I would hire music teachers to teach me...as long as they understand that I don't wanna HAVE to practice, I just wanna play around with it. I would own every great movie conceivable (with FRESH popcorn available at all times).

    I would hire someone to exercize for me. I would play all of the great golf courses in the world....as long as they were closed to anyone but me and my guests.

    I would buy Wyoming and Montana and open them only to gun enthusiasts who want to hunt and fish, but will pick up after themselves.

    I would have liposuction....aaaaallllllll overmybody.

    I would buy every Wal-mart and Meijer store in America and close them.
    I would offer so much money for RCA that France would give er up to me.

    I'd buy CBS or NBC and put Bill O'Reilly in charge of the news.

    I'd shut down Gannett Newspapers.

    ok, I'm getting political....knock it off!!
    If you get to thinkiní youíre a person of some influence, try orderiní somebody elseís dog around..

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    I would hire the best watercolor instructors money could buy to teach me. I would hire music teachers to teach me...as long as they understand that I don't wanna HAVE to practice, I just wanna play around with it. I would own every great movie conceivable (with FRESH popcorn available at all times).

    I would hire someone to exercize for me. I would play all of the great golf courses in the world....as long as they were closed to anyone but me and my guests.

    I would buy Wyoming and Montana and open them only to gun enthusiasts who want to hunt and fish, but will pick up after themselves.

    I would have liposuction....aaaaallllllll overmybody.

    I would buy every Wal-mart and Meijer store in America and close them.
    I would offer so much money for RCA that France would give er up to me.

    I'd buy CBS or NBC and put Bill O'Reilly in charge of the news.

    I'd shut down Gannett Newspapers.

    ok, I'm getting political....knock it off!!
    I would buy Paris Hilton's biggest house and turn it into a shelter for battered women.

    In my home in Provence I would buy a big movie theatre and play songs like this with accompanying videos whenever I was stressed out.

    [yt]YkpaJ6FAfZI[/yt]

    I would have the largest collection of red wine in the world, but I wouldn't care if my vineyard cut profit.

    I would learn to play the piano.

    I would stop watching or caring about the news. I would only go into really populated places when I wanted to.
    Already stoked for 2013-2014.

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    I would be in the woods all the time instead of most of the time.

    And I would no longer be F*&%^NG COMMUTING!

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