Reminds me of Memento.
You had me worried there buddy.
Never watched much Scrubs.
Now go hit some hard liquor and cottage cheese.
I figured you were trying to say martini but you were just hammered.
Well it's about 5.
Time to go do some poo-flinging
Wait, is a nectarini an okay drink?
The Mrs leaves this morning.
Noon I get my new pistola
2:30 I start my new car search
3:00 I head out in my new car to get a new big screen with built-in bar for the bedroom.
6:00 dinner....Geezerette to cook and jr. to clean up
Weds.....sleep late.....order in GIANT pizza with everything but fish on it....Geezerette and Jr to clean up.
Thurs AM....Jr leaves for 10 days....I head to liquor store for supplies and stop by Discount Tobacco to pick up a case of cigars.
Thursday afternoon..I hand house keys to Geezerette and head out sailing with best bud...returning just in time to beat Mrs G home on Tuesday. I will be returning home confident in the knowledge that Geezerette has kept the house spotless and sat by the phone each evening in case her mother calls.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
I find it harder and harder to keep up appearances that Spicoli (and others) and I are separate people.
I cannot keep my eye from twitching.
Whoa - who's a vegan?
Is this some kind of Star Trek convention?
Did you not say you were eating essentially Vegiterian now in one of the other threads?