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    With my friend, I went to the dentist to have a 3.5 hour procedure that was akin to someone taking a metal prod and ripping your gums out a little at a time.

    It was joyful. I think next time I'll ask for no pain killer. Its about all that could have made it more of a joy.

    And now I'm back at work.....yeah rah!

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    With my friend, I went to the dentist to have a 3.5 hour procedure that was akin to someone taking a metal prod and ripping your gums out a little at a time.

    It was joyful. I think next time I'll ask for no pain killer. Its about all that could have made it more of a joy.

    And now I'm back at work.....yeah rah!
    Gyron,

    I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and say you were the only one in the room who could see "your friend".

    Am I right.

    I just want you to know it's all going to be ok.

    The most important thing is for you to get better.

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    Can you dig it?

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    Cannnnnnnn youuuuuuuuuuuuuu dig ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

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    I meant to say Friday....lol, And I thought that stuff only numbed my lips and teeth.....

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    I dug it, I stuck it, then I buried it.

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    I meant to say Friday....lol, And I thought that stuff only numbed my lips and teeth.....

    Wouldn't it suck if you accidently chewed your lips off right now.

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    I did because that's what they told me to do.

    I would do it again.

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    Got a memo today about setting up a "lactation station" in the workplace. Fortunately, I only supervise a few folks and don't have to worry about office setup (plus nobody's pregnant right now - that we know of).

    Funny thing is, the memo talked about how beneficial "expressing breast milk" is for women in preventing breast cancer.

    Well, regular ejaculation is good for men in helping prevent prostrate cancer.

    I think we also need a "masturbation station." And in an effort to improve efficiency, I think this would work better if we made those unisex with simultaneous occupancy.
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    Got a memo today about setting up a "lactation station" in the workplace. Fortunately, I only supervise a few folks and don't have to worry about office setup (plus nobody's pregnant right now - that we know of).

    Funny thing is, the memo talked about how beneficial "expressing breast milk" is for women in preventing breast cancer.

    Well, regular ejaculation is good for men in helping prevent prostrate cancer.

    I think we also need a "masturbation station." And in an effort to improve efficiency, I think this would work better if we made those unisex with simultaneous occupancy.
    Post of the motha effin' year.

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    Got a memo today about setting up a "lactation station" in the workplace. Fortunately, I only supervise a few folks and don't have to worry about office setup (plus nobody's pregnant right now - that we know of).

    Funny thing is, the memo talked about how beneficial "expressing breast milk" is for women in preventing breast cancer.

    Well, regular ejaculation is good for men in helping prevent prostrate cancer.

    I think we also need a "masturbation station." And in an effort to improve efficiency, I think this would work better if we made those unisex with simultaneous occupancy.
    Well, um, harumpf. I believe Mr. DK your vulgar expressions of crudity show that you are in dire need of Diversity Training. Any furhter outbursts will be dealt with severely and quickly. (Dayum am I glad I'm no longer a part of corporate America.
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    I do believe that for once the Supreme Court got it right.
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    Just found out that an acquaintance died of a heart attack....age 45.
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    RIP.

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    My dad had his 1st HA at 54. He died of Congestive Heart Faliure at 72 after 4 (or 5) HA's...2 muliple bi-pass surgeries and numerous trips to the hosptal to have fluid drained from his lungs.

    I'm 60 massively overweight and diabetic. I had an echo stress test last year that said I was good to go. I wonder how they meant that???? (In my mind, I owe my lengevity to Jim Beam, maybe that's why my wife beyatches about my nightly drink).

    Oooo goodie!! More rain!! I guess those melted icebergs gotta go somewhere.
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    I would like to announce that I am resigning at the end of the year but I want y'all to go ahead and pay me. However, MY wife won't let me.
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    Whenever, I hear about this it really makes me think. My Dad's 46 (maybe 47), and has been diagnosed with high cholestrol. He's in decent shape and our family doesn't have a history of heart attacks, but I always worry about him.

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    Whenever, I hear about this it really makes me think. My Dad's 46 (maybe 47), and has been diagnosed with high cholestrol. He's in decent shape and our family doesn't have a history of heart attacks, but I always worry about him.
    Make him go running...tell him he can chase women. Seriously, a nice walk is very healthful....and I DO see some....uh....lovely sites while out walking.
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    Well, um, harumpf. I believe Mr. DK your vulgar expressions of crudity show that you are in dire need of Diversity Training. Any furhter outbursts will be dealt with severely and quickly. (Dayum am I glad I'm no longer a part of corporate America.
    The kind of outbursts I was talking about should be dealt with by kleenex. Severe and quick is never bad though.
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    Well two weeks ago I was in the mood for a root beer float. So I bought a case of root beer and ice cream, and slowly but surely I went the stuff. However, I went through the root beer quicker than the ice cream.

    Dejected today, I was looking through the fridge and almost settled for Mt. Dew float before seeing the most beautiful thing in the fridge...

    There was three Budweisers sitting there, but I was in the mood in for a float. And then it hit me...

    And I made a _ _ _ _ beer float.
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    Well two weeks ago I was in the mood for a root beer float. So I bought a case of root beer and ice cream, and slowly but surely I went the stuff. However, I went through the root beer quicker than the ice cream.

    Dejected today, I was looking through the fridge and almost settled for Mt. Dew float before seeing the most beautiful thing in the fridge...

    There was three Budweisers sitting there, but I was in the mood in for a float. And then it hit me...

    And I made a _ _ _ _ beer float.
    How'd that work out for you? He pointedly asks "the morning after."

    I 've tried beer & milk together - once - and to be honest it just didn't work.
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    i hate how everyone is connected to each other one way or another...makes it that much harder to pimp...

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    I am seriously frightened to death of clowns.

    I can't even visit this page anymore. That is creeping me out big time.

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