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    Widen I-65 south to Louisville and tie into I64. Two birds...one stone.


    (and I'm just rattling cages)
    I-69 would make the trip to E'ville about 2.5 hours.

    If you take the Louisville route(I65 to I64 and over) its about 5 hours.

    If you take the terrehaute route(I 70 to Hwy 41 and down) its about 4 hours.

    If you take the direct no interstate route(Hwy 67 to Hwy 57 and down) its about 3.5 hours.

    Think of the commercial real estate opportunities along a undeveloped I-69 Mr. Real estate agent...

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    I-69 would make the trip to E'ville about 2.5 hours.

    If you take the Louisville route(I65 to I64 and over) its about 5 hours.

    If you take the terrehaute route(I 70 to Hwy 41 and down) its about 4 hours.

    If you take the direct no interstate route(Hwy 67 to Hwy 57 and down) its about 3.5 hours.

    Think of the commercial real estate opportunities along a undeveloped I-69 Mr. Real estate agent...
    Do you really think Geezer will still be driving when they complete this?








    Just kidding buddy.

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    I-69 would make the trip to E'ville about 2.5 hours.

    If you take the Louisville route(I65 to I64 and over) its about 5 hours.

    If you take the terrehaute route(I 70 to Hwy 41 and down) its about 4 hours.

    If you take the direct no interstate route(Hwy 67 to Hwy 57 and down) its about 3.5 hours.

    Think of the commercial real estate opportunities along a undeveloped I-69 Mr. Real estate agent...


    I HATE development. I knew my grandparents farm in Green County only too well. I hate to see farm and woodland destroyed by so called "progress".

    Are those times current or are they "if" the alternate routes were developed?

    And remember.....I'm not a tree hugging radical on this...but I don't like it either.
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    Do you really think Geezer will still be driving when they complete this?








    Just kidding buddy.

    One of these days....I'm gonna pass you on a deserted stretch of county road and SPLAT!! A Depends will mysteriously nail you in the windshield. And you thought that geese made a mess of yer windshield.



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    One of these days....I'm gonna pass you on a deserted stretch of county road and SPLAT!! A Depends will mysteriously nail you in the windshield. And you thought that geese made a mess of yer windshield.
    buddy

    That sounds bitter.


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    I HATE development. I knew my grandparents farm in Green County only too well. I hate to see farm and woodland destroyed by so called "progress".

    Are those times current or are they "if" the alternate routes were developed?

    And remember.....I'm not a tree hugging radical on this...but I don't like it either.

    The last time I drove those routes were about 3 years ago. They could devlop 41 and make it faster I suppose, but most of 41 is already 55-65mph. Its just the pure milage there. The 67-57 route is beyond a hwy development as it runs through every little town possible from Indy to Evansville. You'd have to make some major reroutings there. I think thats why they have looked for the 69 route. And as I understand it, wasn't 69 eventually supposed to run all the way to Texas?

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    [yt]FzRH3iTQPrk[/yt]

    I think he just snarted.....

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    [yt]h4I2vA9tzsQ[/yt]

    Here's Spicoli this morning with his 20 minute sneeze.

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    I've had some leases down in some southern counties that were just brutal to drive.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd sleep in the truck to kill a big deer and I've slept in every kind of cheap motel there is but at the end of the day, if I have my choice I'd like to sleep in my own bed and drive to and from.

    WIth a 2 or 3 or more hour drive you just can't do that.

    There are some big deer down there.

    I can see both sides to this. I'm sure it will be crazy expensive. I hate chopping up woodlands but I would be excited to be able to get to some further areas of the state more quickly

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    [yt]h4I2vA9tzsQ[/yt]

    Here's Spicoli this morning with his 20 minute sneeze.
    He's allergic to the pooty

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    [yt]FzRH3iTQPrk[/yt]

    I think he just snarted.....

    That is freaking hilarious

    I think she killed that little one
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    I've been sneezing for like 20 minutes.

    Fortunately splooge-free.
    Thanks to pharmaceuticals we can look forward to a whole new class of "cute" sayings to hand down through the generations. Frex,

    A splooge without a sneeze is like a kiss without a squeeze

    I think I'm gonna go copyright that now.
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    I can't take credit for this, but I changed the name to someone more likely and relevant for this forum.....


    Cybersex-The Btown Method
    Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as
    "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through
    Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of
    the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't
    seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does....

    --

    Btown: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

    Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I
    work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What
    do you look like?

    Btown: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair
    of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt
    with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

    Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?

    Btown: OK

    Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and
    candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes,
    smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your
    huge, swelling bulge.

    Btown: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

    Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

    Btown: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

    Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

    Btown: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

    Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off
    my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

    Btown: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in
    your blouse. I'm sorry.

    Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

    Btown: I'll pay for it.

    Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft
    breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

    Btown: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you
    have any scissors?

    Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing
    the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My
    nipples are erect for you.

    Btown: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the
    clasp.

    Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all
    over me.

    Btown: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts.
    They're neat!

    Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your
    ear.

    Btown: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

    Sweetheart: What?

    Btown: I'm so sorry. Really.

    Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my
    blouse.

    Btown: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

    Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.

    Btown: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

    Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!

    Btown: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and
    out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

    Sweetheart: What's the matter?

    Btown: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

    Sweetheart: Are you OK?

    Btown: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

    Sweetheart: Can I help?

    Btown: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through
    the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

    Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

    Btown: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

    Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.

    Btown: I'm washing the cup now.

    Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

    Btown: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now
    I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the
    bedroom?

    Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

    Btown: I found it.

    Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

    Btown: Me too.

    Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies
    pressing each other.

    Btown: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

    Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

    Btown: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on
    the night table.

    Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

    Btown: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and
    toward the bathroom.

    Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!

    Btown: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the
    toilet. I lift the lid.

    Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

    Btown: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I
    can't find it. Uh-oh!

    Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

    Btown: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again.
    I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

    Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

    Btown: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you
    know...woman's thing.

    Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

    Btown: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck.
    Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

    Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it
    another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

    Btown: I'm flaccid.

    Sweetheart: What?

    Btown: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

    Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my
    face.

    Btown: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy.
    I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

    Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear.
    Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

    Btown: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm
    feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames
    and your candles.

    Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

    Btown: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our
    candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a
    shocked look on my face.

    Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

    Btown: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

    Sweetheart: Bye!!!

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    OK, somebody knows waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about how the dialog runs.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Gyron - that is friggin' hilarious - someone needs to remember it when POY nominations come up. The only thing they forgot was him farting.
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    I can't take credit for this, but I changed the name to someone more likely and relevant for this forum.....


    Cybersex-The Btown Method
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    Sweetheart: Bye!!!

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    that was great! Now I'm stuck with a huge grin on my face at the office...

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    that was great! Now I'm stuck with a huge grin on my face at the office...
    That's OK - everyone will think you're surfing for porn.
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    If you can find a way to have a huge grin on your face at the office... you win.


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    That's OK - everyone will think you're surfing for porn.
    part of what I do is selling porn to tv channels....

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    Thanks, but like I said, I think a friend of mine wrote it, I just changed the name to Btown to make it relevant. He originally put my name in there.....

    And Belli if that is correct, then you are just doing research for work then.....What a nice job to have....

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    part of what I do is selling porn to tv channels....
    How is the dental plan?

    Very nice.


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    It's Friday (the 13th no less).

    Do you know where your personalities are?


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    The wife decided SHE ws going on the SOuth Beach diet, so naturally I'm on the freaking diet.

    In 3 days I have lost 3.5 lbs and she has lost nothing. Now she's mad and I'm in trouble and I didn't even wanna be on this diet in the 1st place.

    Happens every time....................
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    The wife decided SHE ws going on the SOuth Beach diet, so naturally I'm on the freaking diet.

    In 3 days I have lost 3.5 lbs and she has lost nothing. Now she's mad and I'm in trouble and I didn't even wanna be on this diet in the 1st place.

    Happens every time....................
    3 days? She expects to drop weight in 3 days?

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