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    I've been sneezing for like 20 minutes.

    Fortunately splooge-free.
    Were you wearing your condom?

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    I've been sneezing for like 20 minutes.

    Fortunately splooge-free.
    Wowser. Your/our girlfriend must have really emptied our tank last night.

    I hope we enjoyed it.

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    I've been sneezing for like 20 minutes.

    Fortunately splooge-free.
    What an interesting coincidence. I've been having the opposite problem.

    Can't sneeze at all...

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    I just don't have that special ability

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    Pick some nose hairs. Instant sneeze fest.


    We've done this before.

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    I think it means you need more fiber in your diet.
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    Bring your sunglasses.


    And a bucket of corn. Don't ask.
    That would take care of the problem.

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    I remember how dark it was the day I realized those who'd called me special were lying.

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    I remember how dark it was the day I realized those who'd called me special were lying.
    That really depends on what your definition of "is" is...

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    If you sneeze and fart at the same time, would you call it a Snart or a feeze?

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    I prefer snart and I've done it while on the pot.

    It hurt my ears.

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    If you snart too hard you'll blow out your Achilles.

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    Fart, sneeze, burp, vomit.

    Nice cadence

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    That really depends on what your definition of "is" is...
    My definition of is isn't.

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    If you burp and fart at the same time, I've heard your stomach will actually collapse from the massive amount of gas you release at once...

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    I've heard that if you $&%* your pants and throw your undies against the wall they stick.

    Probably not enough fiber... I've heard.

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    I can verify that if you $&%* your pants and throw your undies against a car windshield they stick.

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    I can verify that if you $&%* your pants and throw your undies against a car windshield they stick.
    Minus the undies I was in the car behind you yesterday.

    Wham that was nasty.

    Duck, duck, goose

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    Meaning no undies hit the windshield.

    I had undies.

    Really.

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    I'm pretty sure Rim's got it right.

    I'd rather hit a goose while hauling horse than hit a horse while hauling goose.....eese

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    SAVE THE TREES!!


    INDIANA DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER HIGHWAY!!

    ANYONE WANTING TO DRIVE TO EVANSVILLE DESERVES A LONG DRIVE


    (and to be hit in the windshield by flying goose guano)
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    SAVE THE TREES!!


    INDIANA DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER HIGHWAY!!

    ANYONE WANTING TO DRIVE TO EVANSVILLE DESERVES A LONG DRIVE
    I for one am looking forward to the challenge of trying to steal an I-69 sign...

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    You've apparently never had to drive back and forth to Evansville.......

    After a few of those trips, you'll be begging for I-69.

    I had to make that trip at least once a month for about 3 years....

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    You've apparently never had to drive back and forth to Evansville.......

    After a few of those trips, you'll be begging for I-69.

    I had to make that trip at least once a month for about 3 years....

    Widen I-65 south to Louisville and tie into I64. Two birds...one stone.


    (and I'm just rattling cages)
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    I for one am looking forward to the challenge of trying to steal an I-69 sign...

    hey, I want one!!
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    You guys are costing me tax dollars stealing signs.

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