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    Probably slipped some Midol in there with a cup of antifreeze. Crazy bas tard

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    Nope...I did nothing. She headed out of the garage and to the backyard, staying as far away from me as possible (I have never hit that dog as I recall).

    But no more blood in a couple of days...prolly got a stick stuck in her bowels.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    My guess is an empty Jim Beam bottle.

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    Is it possible to drink the Beam and not get violent?

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    Sorry, dude. Posting in this thread sort of demands a certain amount of irreverence.

    oops... using a big word like irreverence might earn me a suspension from the random thoughts thread by commisioner Twes.

    unless I post some cleavage...


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    Sorry, dude. Posting in this thread sort of demands a certain amount of irreverence.

    oops... using a big word like irreverence might earn me a suspension from the random thoughts thread by commisioner Twes.

    unless I post some cleavage...


    Damn that button.

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    a 23-year old decided to rob somebody and picked out a 72-year old man.




    But...




    It turns out that the 72-year old man was quite the boxer back in his day. He got a chance to step back in time:






    http://www.shipmentoffail.com/fails/.../beaten-pussy/
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    In other news, oddly enough when a man try to give himself a circumcision with a pair of nail clippers, it didn't turn out as well as he had hoped!

    Imagine that!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

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    In other news, oddly enough when a man try to give himself a circumcision with a pair of nail clippers, it didn't turn out as well as he had hoped!

    Imagine that!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html
    I liked this from the article:

    "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

    One can only hope - some people really shouldn't procreate.
    The poster formerly known as Rimfire

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    Jr. ordered his laptop yesterday. A MacBook with 13" screen. It's been so long since I used Apple technology I couldn't begin to fathom how much memory it has or how it relates to a PC. But he said it was what the music majors he's talked with said to get.
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    Sunday we went canoeing, if you can call it that. Well, I am VERY fair skinned and like always got burnt.

    Is there anything worse than your back itching from a sunburn? I have been burnt so many times the sting from it doesn't bother me, but the itch when it's about ready to peal drives me insane.

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    Is there anything worse than your back itching from a sunburn?
    Your unit itching from The Clap.

    Or so I've heard ...
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    Oh wow, that IS disturbed.

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    There's a possible new screen name here, if Hicks would allow it:



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    dang... three days!

    Did I kill this thread?


    Wake up, people!



    How 'bout a snickers bar?
















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    dang... three days!

    Did I kill this thread?


    Wake up, people!



    How 'bout a snickers bar?















    That would leave me satisfied

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    In the last week...

    the garage door opener died

    the brakes went out on Jr's car while I was driving

    a power surge killed my new printer/fax AND a DVD player

    the 16 yr old lab knocked over a can of paint onto the garage floor
    {sidenote} I found blood in her bed last night...not a good sign


    AND

    the family returns home this evening.


    (I'm sorry but I need to go back and find Belli's pix of the Playgirl on the boat.)

    UPDATE...1 week later

    NEVER NEVER NEVER say "What could possibly happen next"

    1) The washing machine died and had to be repaired (this AM)

    2) Also this AM...the air conditioner works...when it wants to.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    That would leave me satisfied
    But what about her ??

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    But what about her ??
    good one. I do aim to please though.

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    Can you feel it...

    Antlers are growing my friends.

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    Can you feel it...

    Antlers are growing my friends.

    Yep. I about smashed one with my car last night.

    Payback is on its way, focker.

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    Yep. I about smashed one with my car last night.

    Payback is on its way, focker.
    A little road meat grinding huh.

    The only thing I've done is pancake a squirrel last week.

    Little focker was under me and zigged when he should have zagged.

    Not pretty.

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    It's 9:18... Geezer is tanked.

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