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    Had to push your own block of "Stink Cheese" out did ya?
    Let's just say my colon found out what my arteries feel like after eating a 16-oz sirloin with baked potato loaded with butter and sour cream.
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    For some reason I've found that Nyquil in large quantity makes me gasy. This should be a fun day in my office.

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    Nah, SPic's just finding out that living in Btown just naturally makes you an uptight a-hole. It just comes with living there.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    So Spic, have you stood out on your front lawn and tried to light your farts for the sunday school kids yet ?

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    Nah, SPic's just finding out that living in Btown just naturally makes you an uptight a-hole. It just comes with living there.
    You know Geez, its not nice to call Btown an uptight a-hole. I've seen his webcam, I wouldn't call that a-hole tight by any stretch of the imagination.....
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    I'll take you to the candy shop.

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    I'm thinking your and my definition of "candy" are miles apart.

    I'm just going to walk away.

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    Ooops...not intended to reference OUR Btown....SOrry, I lovezya man.
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    Frickking banker just cost me a deal...and maybe a client. Had a deal worked out between buyer and seller based upon this one bank product. Buyer orders and pays for the inspections and makes application for the mortgage. Last night the loan officer called me to say "Oops"...they no longer offer that product and he hadn't known of the change. The seller, who had received two other offers on the property, refused to rework the deal and accepted another offer immediately, less money but less entanglements.

    I shoulda stuck with the mortgage rep I normally use.
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    Ooops...not intended to reference OUR Btown....SOrry, I lovezya man.
    Yeah - you had me a little confused there too.
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    Yeah - you had me a little confused there too.
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    Prolonged use of Dayquil and Nyquil have made for some rootin' tootin' times around the Gyron household the last couple days. Add in some baked beans, and roughage, and cheese, and I've had some nice rotten egg smells emitting.

    The wifey is loving this cold......

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    By the way, it has also produced some vivid dreams lately.

    I will say this, I had a dream last night that could be made into a best selling horror movie.

    I think I know what the thoughts that Stephen King has all the time are like now. It was a really vivid dream with a really sick serial killer.

    Made me sit up in bed and look around the room. Scared the crap outta me.

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    By the way, it has also produced some vivid dreams lately.

    I will say this, I had a dream last night that could be made into a best selling horror movie.

    I think I know what the thoughts that Stephen King has all the time are like now. It was a really vivid dream with a really sick serial killer.

    Made me sit up in bed and look around the room. Scared the crap outta me.
    Vicodin. First time I was on that I sat in a chair - awake - and swore I saw things crawling up and down the walls. You know it's not real, but you SEE them.

    Got put on Prednezone(sp) once too. I HATE that stuff - made me feel borderline insane, like my brain was hanging around about 5 feet away from my body and I could never quite get it to talk to me.

    Worse than the Vikes - which I've had since and it hasn't bothered me, but that first time was a doozy.
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    Sometimes life's a b****.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4193656.shtml

    Stranded Pigs Shot To Save Iowa Levees

    Nearly A Dozen Pigs Escaped Farm For Higher Ground, But Became Stuck On Sandbags

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    KINGSTON, Iowa, June 19, 2008



    (AP) Luck ran out for about a dozen pigs who escaped their flooded farm, swam to safety through raging floodwaters and scrambled atop a sandbag levee in southeastern Iowa.

    Des Moines County sheriff's officials shot the pigs Tuesday, not long after they completed their journey to the levee near Kingston, as much as 9 miles from a farm near Oakville.

    Officials said they killed the pigs over worries that they would weaken the levee. Onlookers said the animals were having a difficult time trying to maneuver their way off of the sandbags, and that they scurried back into the water as people approached.

    "Basically you cannot have something with a hoof walk on plastic and not poke a hole in the plastic and let water into it," said LeRoy Lippert, chairman of the emergency management commission. "Hogs, they have a tendency to root and that would not have been good either."

    He said the state veterinarian and other agencies were consulted, and the 10 to 16 animals euthanized was minimal.

    "It happens every day. My gosh, that's what slaughterhouses do - that's how we get bacon and pork chops," Lippert said. "It's just one of the casualties of the flooding situation."

    The carcasses were left at the site and treated essentially as road kill, he said.

    "You don't get them out of the mud and over the dike when you're worried about people and peoples' property," Lippert said.

    He noted that out of about 36,000 pigs in the Oakville area, officials estimated that only a thousand or so were left behind when the floodwaters came through.

    "We trucked them as far as 200 miles away to other hog farms so that they would be taken care of," he said.

    Louisa County Sheriff Curt Braby said he had heard about the incident, and understood why the pigs needed to be killed.

    "They did not want to take a chance on losing a city due to a few hogs," he said.

    Jeff Campbell, a farmer carrying sandbags on his four-wheeler, said on Tuesday that he spotted pigs swimming away from the flooded hog farm near Oakville. They were climbing the levee, poking holes in the plastic that covered it, he said.

    One tired pig was lying at the bottom of the levee "like a pink sandbag," Campbell said.


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    All those jalepenos, onions, fried mozerella sticks, quesadillas, and some other sort of fried potato - along with beers - led to a rough evening/morning...

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    What would really be ironic is if the officer was a female and lesbian.


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    Flocking sinuses. And * drainage.
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    Went to taco bell for lunch. Then came back and found free leftover pizza.



    That's right...I did it.

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    Flocking sinuses. And * drainage.
    Are you sick Geezer?

    Is this it?

    The big one?

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    That * doesn't stand for "a-s-s" Drainage does it? Cause I hate that....

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    That * doesn't stand for "a-s-s" Drainage does it? Cause I hate that....
    Especially when you can't keep a tight seal, and end up having the pinched end water hose effect...
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    Have you noticed it always comes back to the gastro intestinal bond.

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    Wow.

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    I'm a little concerned too.

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