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    I'm calling a penalty o thewholefnshow31 for ignoring his friends in favor of his wife. He MUST watch tonights game to the end and do so without any snacks or drinks.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Watching all the missed free throws and 19 turnovers was definitely a penalty.

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    I #&%)@#% HATE missed freethrows!!!

    True story. 8th grade....Geezer Jr. is a scrub on the Jr Hi team, plays good man defense but ZERO offense. He went an entire season without scoring a point. Last game of the season, last game of his Jr Hi "career"....he brought the ball up the floor and with the clock running to 7 seconds he's fouled at the top of the key. One + One situation he went to the line and swished both FT's. Honest to Pete, his teammates carried him off the floor on their shoulders!!! I later asked him about the pressure of taking those FT's and he looked at me and said...."Dad, that's why you practice them". I personally think the Pacers should hire him as a FT coach.

    The above is a true story.....one I'll never forget.

    (Side note.....Geezerette is a grammarnazi and would kill me if she ever read the above paragraph)
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    felt my first earthquake tonight, epicenter was about 75 miles away, so it wasn't very strong here, but it was weird. i was sitting here, thought the house moved, and remembered that i wasn't drunk.

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    They place the warmest blanket in the world on you right before surgery.
    You know how hippos are made out to be sweet and silly, like big cows, but are actually extremely dangerous and can kill you with stunning brutality? The Pacers are the NBA's hippos....Matt Moore CBS Sports....

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    That was weird. I think I just time traveled again.

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    Spicoli would say you passed a massive one.


    (did you see he just got married?)

    In any case, welcome back to the future. Please leave your guns at the door and sign the waiver, nevermind the small print.
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    Married? I didn't catch him in time. You were supposed to be looking out for him Geezer.

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    It's like, 1 day you adjust for DST in 2009. Then someone passes you a bottle of bourbon, a weedeater, and some kind of 'magic powder' and you wake up 4 years later with a massive headache and Joe Theismann's enlarged prostate.


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    You ever take a whiz after a prolonged blackout & taken the time to ponder why you now p*ss in 3 streams and each one is a different color? That neon stream can NOT be good. Headache's gone though.

    I think it's the rabbits again. Or the rabies. I always get those confused.

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    That day you first discover hair growing horizontally out your ears isn't nearly as disconcerting as that day the same hair multiplies into a dang forest. At least the hair on your back keeps you warm.

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    A sixer of soft shell tacos has got nothing on the laxative properties of 40 ounces of coffee, heavy cream, and a giant bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's a little known fact that this is equal to a dozen WC sliders lathered in greasy onions and Heinz 57

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    At some point, I remember falling head first from a banana tree only to come out of the fall unscathed (this is debatable). Turns out that bananas direct from a tree are flocking gross.

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    Also, that time I took my climber stand up one of those trees was pretty pointless. Didn't see a dang whitetail all morning. Well, maybe that saggy 68 year old lady counts. But still.

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    You ever coughed so suddenly and oddly that a random passerby says "Excuse you", mistaking your cough for a pathetic sneeze.

    That happened to me several years ago. Not coincidentally, there was a decline in Nebraska drifters that summer.

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    Also, that time I took my climber stand up one of those trees was pretty pointless. Didn't see a dang whitetail all morning. Well, maybe that saggy 68 year old lady counts. But still.
    Did you get her mounted?

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    Lets face it... there's nothing more intimidating than a rock hard 68 year old lady.

    Bit@h.

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    The years do have a way of slipping by.

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    Old Lady Strength is something you don't mess with. Intimidation is one thing, but when they drop the hammer, you're sore for a month.

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    The years do have a way of slipping by.
    Mostly hazy with those brief moments of full-clarity. Wait, what was I saying. Not the headache again?

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    Full clarity can be a moving target for sure.

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    OMG...random thoughts prevail!
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Did you know that as you get older you no longer have to shave your sak. But you can't remember why you ever needed to in the first place.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Mostly hazy with those brief moments of full-clarity. Wait, what was I saying. Not the headache again?
    Shall I connect the electrodes?
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Quote Originally Posted by indygeezer View Post
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    Did you know that as you get older you no longer have to shave your sak. But you can't remember why you ever needed to in the first place.
    Vasectomy day... now there's a weird one.

    Demoral shots, two chicks tugging on your balls... frozen peas for the rest of the weekend.

    Just how many have you had Geezer?

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