This space for rent.
Now I remember where I left my bicycle.
Darn. Where's that rimshot emoticon when you need it?
[~]) ... Cheers! Go Pacers!
Thanks for that, Anthem. Makes you glad to be an American.
Although I heard a mildly similar thing years ago in a Central Asian bazar. "Jambash" is the word for rear end and was used euphemistically for parts connecting to the thigh. So in the bazar a young man wanted to inquire about the price of a sheep's hock and the way he phrased the question was literally, "Hey lady, how much for a piece of your a55?"
And I won't be here to see the day
It all dries up and blows away
I'd hang around just to see
But they never had much use for me
In Levelland. (James McMurtry)
I was at a microbrew when I was younger and more brazen. I noticed on the menu that the bar had 2 oz. samples of each beer specifically called a taste. So I asked my waitress at a microbrew: "Can I get a taste of your blonde?"