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    This space for rent.

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    Now I remember where I left my bicycle.

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    Thanks for that, Anthem. Makes you glad to be an American.


    Although I heard a mildly similar thing years ago in a Central Asian bazar. "Jambash" is the word for rear end and was used euphemistically for parts connecting to the thigh. So in the bazar a young man wanted to inquire about the price of a sheep's hock and the way he phrased the question was literally, "Hey lady, how much for a piece of your a55?"
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    I was at a microbrew when I was younger and more brazen. I noticed on the menu that the bar had 2 oz. samples of each beer specifically called a taste. So I asked my waitress at a microbrew: "Can I get a taste of your blonde?"

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