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    ...of a new day in counting.
    And I won't be here to see the day
    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
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    Nice Trips back there p.

    And Tanks for the Assist.

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    Nice Trips back there p.

    And Tanks for the Assist.


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    Twas a pleasure. And now...I'm gone.
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    Adieu!

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    Good job no job.

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    BLOW job. That's YO job...



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    49007...I would not eat monkey. I would smile, and allow as how that's probably some good monkey. But I would claim illness. Or pussitude. Or something.

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    no words just numbers..

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    Sigh.

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    Congrats, TAster.

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    Nice run guys. Keep it going. 50 K is just the beginning.

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    Here's another one.

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    I don't have anything to say haha.

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    49014...congrats to TA for the 49k!

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    I hate how plans change without my input. I will murder someone before the day is through.

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    "Sometimes, when you look Andy in the eyes, you get a feeling somebody else is driving." -- David Letterman

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    I like Kaufman. I mean . . . . "+"


    There were times when we were glad to get monkey, because it was the only meat available. And claiming illness would never work because they always seems to believe that the food they were offering had magical curative properties. This was especially true of the horse milk. Claiming to be ill would only get you a bigger portion. What worked best (with the Africans, though not with the Kyrgyz) was claiming a tribal taboo: "My tribe can't eat that animal, because . . . ." They would respect that.
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    I'd hang around just to see
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    So you didn't have any tribal taboo to claim when they all took off their fig leaves around the campfire after drinking a bunch of the juju-juice? When in Rome, I guess...



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    So you didn't have any tribal taboo to claim when they all took off their fig leaves around the campfire after drinking a bunch of the juju-juice? When in Rome, I guess...
    The interesting thing about that was that the African women were very modest about their crotch and thighs --- and not modest at all about their front bumps. They would not wear pants, let alone fig leaves. In two year I never saw the knees of any female over the age of 10. But above the waist was a different story. I saw at least 49019 boobs.
    And I won't be here to see the day
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    Yeah, but they were the National Geographic, banana-titties type boobs, so they don't count. You might as well be a virgin. You're telling me in two years, you never got to practice the 'missionary' as a missionary?



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    So, any New Year's resolutions?

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    I resolve to get laid more in 2009 than I did in 2008.



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    Interesting...that's also MaRedd's NYR.

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    You're telling me in two years, you never got to practice the 'missionary' as a missionary?
    Let me clarify. I don't want to comment on what positions I may have engaged in, but you can be assured it was with my wife.

    The two years in Liberia I was a Peace Corps Volunteer. PCVs in Africa tend to be a pretty horny lot, but I was devoted to my fiance/wife (we were married over there) and I had nothing to do with any of the Liberian women, nor with any of the female PCVs either.

    I was married during the seven missionary years, and even if I hadn't been I wouldn't have messed with any of the women there. Get an African girl pregnant and you can buy your way clear of it pretty cheaply. Get a muslim girl pregnant and you've got yourself a situation.

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    And I won't be here to see the day
    It all dries up and blows away
    I'd hang around just to see
    But they never had much use for me
    In Levelland. (James McMurtry)

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