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    Tony Gonzalez saved a man's life.

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    Sorry newman8r, I thought about it, but I decided to go non-Simpsons
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    Jayson Williams killed a guy.
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    Only a dirty Commie would really believe that.
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    We need more woode around here. Putnam's wholesome goodness is turning everyone soft.

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    wholesome digits, wholesome digest.
    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    Tony Gonzalez saved a man's life.
    Tell. Or am I the only one who doesn't know the story?

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    Jayson Williams killed a guy.
    ditto.


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    He "accidently" shot his limo driver in the face while drunk and covered it up to pretend it was a suicide.

    How many limo drivers have famous BC alums killed? Yup...that's what I thought. Scoreboard.
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    How many limo drivers have famous BC alums killed?
    One? 36585?

    The answer is here:


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    D. Flootie? He might be the only BC grad I can name. And I can't spell his name.

    I'm certain he can kill a limo driver if he tried.

    Didn't the Rocket's bro go to BC? With a nickname like the missile I bet he can kill a lot of limo drives.
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    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    Yew.
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    It's true we've only been able to kill taxi drivers, but we're getting better - two pizza delivery boys and a rickshaw operator in the last month.

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    Sorry BC fans. I was thinking of the Orange men. It's only D. Flewtie who can kill a limo driver.
    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    Dude, the Schwab went to your school? Damn.

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    I am so very grateful that fruit flies are to dumb to go out the way they came in.
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    I am so very grateful that fruit flies are to dumb to go out the way they came in.

    My role here today seems to consist of not getting the point of everyone's posts, and asking "What?" over and over.

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    I built a trap for fruit flies, which consists of putting something very sweet and fruity in a cup, covering it with plastic wrap, and then punching tiny holes in the wrap. The fruit flies are smart enough to get into the cup to get at the fruit but not smart enough to find their way out.

    I'm hunting them because there was a stray potato in the back of our cabinet and the fruit flies had at it like it was a precious commodity once it rotted. And now I'm trying to extract them from the kitchen.

    A WITTGENSTEINIAN TIE-IN:

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    Q: What is your aim in philosophy?

    A: To shew the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.
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    My role here today seems to consist of not getting the point of everyone's posts, and asking "What?" over and over.
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    A WITTGENSTEINIAN TIE-IN:

    309:

    Q: What is your aim in philosophy?

    A: To shew the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.

    What?




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    The fly is a metaphor for man.

    I don't know what a fly-bottle is in a literal sense. I don't see why flies need bottles or why they are stored in a bottle. Perhaps it is a bottle shaped as a fly.

    Perhaps I'd know what his aims were if I knew that.
    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    I've been out of this for several pages.

    1. I have no infractions. How that is possible I have NO idea.

    2. Jayredd should have a thick bushy mustache.

    3. Jayredd and his comment about his incest with his mom, didn't surprise me.

    4. Putty having an infraction surprised the hell outta me.

    5. Newman8r is still Canadian and still sucks big Moose Knuckles at every opportunity. I know, I saw him chasing Shade yelling, MOOSE KNUCKLES, Please let me have them!

    6. LG33 is still gay.

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    The fly is a metaphor for man.

    I don't know what a fly-bottle is in a literal sense. I don't see why flies need bottles or why they are stored in a bottle. Perhaps it is a bottle shaped as a fly.
    What?

    Is that Jeff Goldbloom, or man in general?


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    Putty having an infraction surprised the hell outta me.

    In the welcome to new members section, I copied lyrics of a song from "Evita", containing the words, "It doesn't matter what those morons say.." I didn't refer the comment at anyone specific. Nonetheless,the mods inferred that I was calling other PD posters "morons" and gave me the black spot.
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    Pretty self forward.

    Wigginstien was asked what he wants to do with his philosophy.

    His answer was: let the fly from the fly bottle.

    I believe he was talking metaphorically since that is what philosophers do. They are highly impractical persons.

    A fly has to be a man. As philosophers, in addition to being impractical, are self centered.

    This is where I am limited. I don't know what a bottle is. To solve an analogy it helps to know what all the given words mean fly:fly-bottle::man:?

    If it is a fly's bottle I'd say Wigginstien is against glassware.

    If it is a bottle shaped like a fly I'd say he is against graven images.
    Last edited by Arcadian; 07-08-2008 at 04:05 PM.
    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    If "a man" is "a fly" then the man has to be Jeff Goldbloom. Jeff Goldbloom was married to Geena Davis. Does that help at all? Maybe Wittgenstein was contemplating a Coke bottle.
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