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    Default So im laying in bed with my girlfriend...

    And she finally falls asleep,I get out the engagement ring and I slip it on her ring finger.At about 530 she starts waking up,I go to put my arm around her and theres the ring laying next to her...The damn thing fell off.So I grabbed it before she really knew what was going on,and put it back in my pocket.


    Damn I had the perfect plan,but a small finger and a big ring.
    LoneGranger33 said
    Agreed. As the members of Guns and Roses once said, "every rose has its thorn".

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    Should've gotten a girlfriend with fat fingers to be sure....

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    Haha - oh well, you can solve this problem. What is Plan B? Let us know how it goes.

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    Damn I had the perfect plan,but a small finger and a big ring.
    Methinks there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Default Re: So im laying in bed with my girlfriend...

    That story sort of sucks (for you) but it's sort of funny as well.

    Let us know how try #2 goes.

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    Methinks there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
    Or at least a better idea about where he can put the ring for her to find.

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    Or at least a better idea about where he can put the ring for her to find.
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    my mind is in the gutter

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    At least she didn't leave to go torture her paralyzed ex-husband...









    [I'm taking it you've seen Diary of a Mad Black Woman]

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellisimo View Post
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    my mind is in the gutter
    Ahaha, I was thinking the same.

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    my mind is in the gutter


    What? My post was too difficult to decipher?
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    What? My post was too difficult to decipher?
    Huh?































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    Quote Originally Posted by indygeezer View Post
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    What? My post was too difficult to decipher?
    no no...the props go to you sir

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