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    Default Manning & Jesus

    Coincidence or something more?

    Jesus worked as a blue collar carpenter.
    Manning wears a blue uniform at work.

    Jesus said "break this bread."
    Manning said "Cut that meat."

    Jesus was the son of God.
    Manning is the son of a Saint.

    Jesus was part of the Trinity.
    Manning is part of the Triplets.
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    Manning is clearly superior to Jesus. After all, Jesus never won a Super Bowl.

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    Default got another...

    Jesus was crucified by the Romans.
    Manning was crucified by the Patriots.
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    Would Jesus do absolutely any TV commercial to sell anything, grab that facetime, just as long as he got paid?

    I'm burned out on all his sales pitches. He has a long future ahead of him in retirement as the infomercial king. The Jack LaLane juicer will be the Manning juicer, the Chuck Norris workout machine will be the Manning workout machine, and he will hock books about amazing medical cures that "they" don't want you to find out about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacertom View Post
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    Would Jesus do absolutely any TV commercial to sell anything, grab that facetime, just as long as he got paid?

    I'm burned out on all his sales pitches. He has a long future ahead of him in retirement as the infomercial king. The Jack LaLane juicer will be the Manning juicer, the Chuck Norris workout machine will be the Manning workout machine, and he will hock books about amazing medical cures that "they" don't want you to find out about.
    I actually love the Priceless Pep Talks with Peyton Manning commercials. Those are some of the funniest commercials I've ever seen. The best one is the one where he talks about getting a 6 pack.

    Here it is:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGmX6m78zDM

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    can you imagine tom brady doing that 6pack commercial?


    BRADY: Your gut? Man, don't even bother. Leave the model impregnating to me, buddy. You just go on and eat your cheetos, deal?

    This is the darkest timeline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avoidingtheclowns View Post
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    can you imagine tom brady doing that 6pack commercial?


    BRADY: Your gut? Man, don't even bother. Leave the model impregnating to me, buddy. You just go on and eat your cheetos, deal?

    That would be classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacertom View Post
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    Would Jesus do absolutely any TV commercial to sell anything, grab that facetime, just as long as he got paid?

    I'm burned out on all his sales pitches. He has a long future ahead of him in retirement as the infomercial king. The Jack LaLane juicer will be the Manning juicer, the Chuck Norris workout machine will be the Manning workout machine, and he will hock books about amazing medical cures that "they" don't want you to find out about.
    Some people spend their time making money by hocking products on TV. Others, by having children out of wedlock. To each his own, I guess.




















    Personally, I would do both.

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    Jesus was born in a barn.
    Manning was born in Louisiana.

    Jesus was resurrected.
    Manning had his famous comeback in the AFCCG.
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