Alright, I'm back from actually having a life and man do I have schtick ready. Consider this my magnum opus.
First of all, I really think that like we were discussing earlier, Pacers fans are going to LOVE Head. Head is a total crowd-pleaser. Obviously you love Granger and JO but man, you are just going to LOVE Head. Trust me. We could have fan appreciate nights where we could give Head to the fans. Finally, what they want. Head among the people! Finally.
Imagine if Obie had the following press conference:
"We acquired Luther Head today from Houston. We are all very excited about him. It's sick how excited we are about this kid Head. (Cue "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson playing in the background). I promise you folks, we will be starting every night with Head and definitely ending with Head. And in the middle chuckles, you'll see Head on the bench. We're definitely excited about what Head on the bench encouraging the entire team. Overall, this is a great acquisition. Thank you."
The only other place I could think of that Head would be more popular is GS. I know that the Bay Area has been longing for Head for a while.
This brings me to my second point. I also think that we should go after Rudy Gay. See if we can't pry him from the Grizz. Now, I know you were excited to see Farmar-Head in Conseco but lemme try to see where you stand on this one: Gay-Head. Every...single...night...even if we need to do a Rockets-Pacers-Grizzlies trade, Bird really needs to try to get Gay-Head. It would be an interesting experiment...tell me that Murphy and Dunleavy wouldn't love Gay-Head in front of them.
This brings me to my third point. Whether it is Gay-Head or Farmar-Head, Head in the backcourt is also going to raise the spirits of the lockerroom. We've already covered Murphy and Dunleavy but you don't think that JO would appreciate at least Head if we can't get him a legit scoring option? I mean, if you can't get a score, you get Head...right? The only Pacer I think that might have a problem with Head is Danny. I mean, we all know Danny is religious and don't know if religion quite flows with Head. Can you help me out here...religion and Head? Does that work? If it does, then damn it, give Danny some Head-action too! I know he'll love it!
(Drops mic) And like Costanza, I'm going out on top, virtually retiring from this thread. Thank you all. Thank you Luther Head. Thank you JayRedd. Thank you all who participated in the thread and thank you most of all to the admins...it's been a long night for you guys, I'm sure. You should relax and partake in all this Head...I kid, I kid. Guys, anything further to add.