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    ...the Emacs (an editor) psychotherapist that is. I was due to go to a real one, but I can't afford it, so here goes:


    I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
    you are finished talking, type RET twice.

    The letters are way too small.

    Why do you say the letters are way too small?

    Because they are, in fact, way too small.

    Is it because they are in fact way too small that you came to me?

    Yes, yes it is.

    Earlier you said they are in fact way too small?

    I did indeed. Because they are. They truly are.

    Does it bother you that they are they truly are?

    Oh man, does it. It drives me crazy.

    Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

    My plans? Why that's something. I'm not sure, it could have something
    to do with me changing to 4 workspaces instead of 2. But should it
    make that much of a difference? I don't know.

    When did you first know that that's something you are not sure it
    could have something to do with you changing to 4 workspaces instead
    of 2 but should it make that much of a difference you do not know?

    Doctor. with all the respect, but you're a bit crazy.

    Is the fact that I am a bit crazy the real reason?

    No, there you got a point. But it is a fact nevertheless.

    Does the fact that it is a fact nevertheless explain anything else?

    Errrr...the meaning of life?

    Is it because of your life that you say errrr the meaning of life?

    Yes, it is! That's it, doctor, you completely saved me!

    You mentioned that they are in fact way too small?

    Yeah, now we're going back to the root of the problem.

    Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
    through all this?

    Well, there is this Chilian guy in my office, and he also has these
    really tiny letters on his computer...

    You have your mind on computers, it seems.

    Screw you, doctor, screw you!

    I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

    For how long, doctor? It's making me look squint-eyed.

    Are you sure long doctor it's making you look squint eyed?

    You correct grammatical sentence build?

    What makes you believe I correct grammatical sentence build?

    Okay, that does it. I give up. You need help.

    Is it because does it you give up I need help that you came to me?

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    Default Re: Transcript of my visit to the psychotherapist...

    my psycotherapist is SmarterChild....
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    Who uses emacs now that vi is out?
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    Isn't vi old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raskolnikov View Post
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    Isn't vi old?
    Does it bother you that vi is old?
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Isn't everything old either bad, less capeable or generally "redundant"?














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    Quote Originally Posted by Raskolnikov View Post
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    Isn't vi old?
    Ahhh, the editor name you can't misspell.

    Once I got a call from some marketing person who wanted to know how I was liking Smalltalk V, only he called it FIVE.
    Don't thank me, I'll kill ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mourning View Post
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    Isn't everything old either bad, less capeable or generally "redundant"?














    Kidding Geezer!



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